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i mean, i say acnh is unplayable rn because i'm easily overwhelmed by new content and refuse to play games the way they're meant to be played and chill for once in my life (and also--inventory is limited? in a game where you collect things! FUCK YOU LET ME HOARD)

what i really mean is

acnh is unplayable for me until i can get Large Egg

Many Large Egg

An Entire Island Of Just Egg

#see how am i supposed to go to twitter when tumblr's the only app that lets me format like this #and also there's just Terrible People on there and not just annoying people #anyway bye now i guess fuck i'm tired just looking at my phone load things

i haven't been playinn acnh, which is significantly superior, bc i'm very tired and the updates on that and how i play it take so much more energy than clicking a few times a day, so i'm waiting for it to feel complete,,,,but i have been quietly playing acpc for nearly 1000 days straight, i think. i don't think i have a device that works with it to check. my phone's not *that* old but it's old enough that updating it will kill most of my apps and i don't trust apple updates and i have 0 space for an update anyway. (i maintain that not updating is best. acpc has crashed less than a dozen times over almost 3 years for me lmao)

i was hoping to hit 1k days, get a golden toilet, and find cranston on this terrible app before i would consider letting myself slowly wean off playing. don't think i hit any of it.

fuckin rip i guess :/

edt: i am a lil salty i'm missing out on a milk tea item, but it looks like it was a lootbox cookie item. fuckin end me. is it a carryable item? HEY ACNH WHY DONT YOU HAVE ANY POCKET CAMP ITEMS WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE THE ONLY THINGS ON ACPC THAT MATTER

#acpc #animal crossing pocket camp #end of a dying era for me anyway i guess #i do love all the event items and while the scavenger hunt finished weak for me im glad i got the flowers this month #anyway ive been so off social media man fuck the world rn im so tired #hope everyones doin ok thru covid #i hate trying to use the tumblr app now lmao #i tried using twitter but its Anxiety #we'll see how life goes with Stuff i guess

i just spent like an hour looking at notifications (and i'm giving up bc tumblr mobile is unusable) and while i expected acnh updates added to old acpc posts and make them circulate again, i did not expect more notes to the 'apollo has a foot fetish' post and i'm deeply regretting it.

#i cant tell if people are adding to that and i dont want to know #coxtalk

coxinyoface

oh hey cool ava’s special request finished!

now to place it in my camp–

….uh. why is it not placing??? it’s supposed to go into the circle how big could it possibly–

….uh

…nintendo. nINTENDO!! that is not a “large egg”!!! “large eggs” exist. an ostrich egg is a “large egg”. THIS egg takes up ~20% of my fucking camp. i don’t have words for what size it is but i’m not gonna call it “large egg”. “large egg”, my ass. what kinda large egg–

coxinyoface

I'm literally only on this laggy hell app to make this comment:

YOU STILL WANT TO CALL THIS A LARGE EGG, ACPC? HM?

#also gotta love the grapes description added on #acpc #also im on acnh but also im lowkey depressed and not playing :/

buddysbuddys

it's like pocket camp ritual circles all over again, except i actually have a blood supply thanks to the glass and paper holding one of the mosquitos that keeps nipping me in the ass

#acnh #new horizons #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing: new horizons #q in yo face #∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

vinnie-cha

Terrible goose for Smash pls Mr Sakurai;;; mostly to see the absolute destruction that Kirby is capable of with the goose’s powers

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sirartwork

#kirby #untitled goose game #q in yo face #oh its two of my favorite thinngs fusing to become The Best Thing

deluminatorillustrator

In honor of Animal Crossing coming out soon and the direct tomorrow, here’s a gif I made as a present for my bestest friend!!!! This is us together enjoying the seasons and festivals in the games, including both some new leaf stuff and pocket camp!

#acpc #q in yo face #cute :0c

juicycrossing

Did they all retire??

#acnh #q in yo face #fuckin rip

yes i'm extremely late on that last post but its been killing me every time i see it

(also yes hello i've been trying to stay off online social media that isn't basic youtube but i looked on instagram so i felt required to be on here how are yalls i missed a volcano and a plague by like 2 weeks but i'm still kinda sick and very tired)

#coxtalk

coxinyoface

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

coxinyoface

everyone else: glasses. eyewear. earrings. jewelry. accessories.

nintendo: bitch go get you some

facial furniture

#acpc #ac pocket camp #animal crossing pocket camp #vacation juice #facial furniture

thank u for viewing long worm

#coxtalk #worm #it's apparently lowkey typhoon season here so we get Long Worms #im holding the phone at the same height id read at so worm Long ok i didnt wanna post foot pic to prove it

would anyone like to see,, long worm???

#coxtalk

lesbian-toddhoward

#i'm queuing this for the holidays lets see if it lats

coxinyoface

nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

sovietsofficial

Me after consuming nineteen (19) glasses of vacation juice:

doublejoywilson

Storytime! I volunteered at a church children’s program for about a year. One week’s lesson was on the time that Jesus turned water into wine, so we watched a video on it. And that’s how I heard the phrase

“Jesus turned the water into party juice”

with my own two ears

#q in yo face #im basically only checking notifications atm and i appreciate this one