Coy's Charisma Translations

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Youtube Version: https://youtu.be/Js9hIWCxrDI?si=PM2sKMmhiWg7ZrxN

My Translation:

[Time Took: Approximately 7hrs 35mins]

[ENG SUB] Slave Tuna: Superhuman Sharehouse Story [Charisma] - Pre 3rd Season

(*Iori sighs*)

(*Iori sighs*)

(*Iori sighs*)

(Sarukawa): What's yer problem?! You've been sighing all day.

(Rikai): Iori-san, what's the matter?

(Iori): Well… somehow, it seems that I just can't get into service…

(Terra): That's rare!

(Rikai): I think you're worn out. You do all the housework in this house all by yourself.

(Iori): It's not that I'm worn out or anything…

(Rikai): Ehh?

(Iori): How can I put it… It's like no matter what kind of service I do, I feel nothing.

(Iori): I don't feel satisfied. Dull. Nothing feels good, you know?

(The five): ?

(Iori): Perhaps I…

(Iori): may be a slave tuna.

(The five): SLAVE TUNA?!

(Rikai): Huh? What is that

(Ohse): Rikai-san..

(Sarukawa): Seriously...?! Io, what should we do?!

(Iori): Um— I want a stronger burden...

(Terra): Leave it to me! Iori-kun! Make a bronze statue of Terra-san!

(*Iori snorts*) (*Terra's shocked*)

(Sarukawa): Io! Be my punching bag!

(*Iori snorts*) (*Sarukawa's shocked*)

(Amahiko): Give our bath a sexy makeover~!

(Iori): Weak! (*Amahiko's shocked*)

(Iori): Come on, I'm telling you, things like that won't bring my body satisfaction anymore!

(Iori): Why don't any of you understand?! You're all idiots!

(*Sarukawa, Terra, and Amahiko try to stop Iori*)

(*Sarukawa, Terra, and Amahiko sigh*)

(Rikai): What's tuna?

(Ohse): Rikai-san..

(Sarukawa): D-Damn, what should we do…?!

(Terra): Sexy ambassador!

(Amahiko): I guess in this case, I have no choice but to rely on him.

(*Sarukawa and Terra): Uh-huh!

(*Fumiya leaves Iori's room and walks their way*)

(Terra): Fumiya-kun, how'd it go?

(Fumiya): Complete tuna.

(Sarukawa, Terra, and Amahiko): EHH?!

(Sarukawa): Even with Fumiya..

(Terra): Fool..!

(Fumiya): There was no reaction. What's with him? How boring.

(*Fumiya tries to leave*) (*Sarukawa and Terra try to stop him*)

(Amahiko): Maybe it's impossible to understand.

(Fumiya - Sarukawa - Amahiko): ?

(Terra): Ambassador..?

(Amahiko): Perhaps we've all been together too long. His body has gotten used to it.

(Amahiko): No matter what we do, it's impossible to provide new stimulation.

(Amahiko): There's no exit… That's the way routines are…

(Fumiya, Sarukawa, and Terra sigh*)

(Rikai): Is this conversation about marinated tuna?

(Ohse): Ahhh.. somewhat Rikai-san

(Rikai): Huh?

(Sarukawa): Is this the end?

(Terra): No way!

(Amahiko): …

(*Door opens*)

(Torahime): I've come back—

(Fumiya - Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): ?!

(Fumiya - Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): AH?!

(Fumiya - Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): AH———————?!

(*Fumiya, Sarukawa, Terra, and Amahiko bolt over*)

(Fumiya - Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): TORA-SAN!

(Torahime): ?!

(*The four take Tora away*) (Tora): AH-AH WHAT'S HAPPENING?! HUH—?!

(*Iori sighs*)

(*Door knocking*)

(Iori): Yes?

(*Door opens*)

(Iori): What is it?

(*Iori notices Torahime*): Tora-san?

(Torahime): Iori-san… Can I ask you for advice?

(Iori): Eh? What's wrong?

(Torahime): I.. I'm still not used to this life.. err, I'm at a loss

(Torahime): Iori-san… Can you help me?!

(Iori): EH!! HELP!!

(*Iori paces around the room*)

(Iori): ★◎◆△☆▼★◎◆△☆▼ HELP?! I WANT TO HELP?! YOU ASKED ME?!

(Torahime): Yes! (Iori): Oh!

(Torahime): Interacting with everyone is really difficult. I want you to protect me.

(Iori): Oh———!

(Torahime): Um.. this is the slave contract.

(Iori): Yourself?! It's already stamped! How excellent!

(Torahime): Um, while you're at it, it would be a great help if you could do all the household chores!

(Iori): I'll do it! I'll serve you with all my might!

(Torahime): Excellent! Please and thank you..

(Iori): Selflessness, Contribution, and Service!

(*Iori and Torahime are excited*)

(*Amahiko peaks through the door*)

(Amahiko): Well, it seems to have gone smoothly

(Sarukawa): Well done, newbie.

(Terra): Nicely done, Tora-san!

(*Fumiya swings the door open*)

(Fumiya): Hey, wait a minute.

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): ?!

(Amahiko): Fumiya-san?!

(Sarukawa): OI! What're you doing?!

(Fumiya): Iori. Who is this?

(Terra): Who is this? It's Tora-san

(Iori): …! This person is!

(Terra): Why are you trembling?

(Fumiya): You've switched sides.

(Iori): ?!

(Fumiya): So you've thrown me away

(Iori): Tsk.. You're wrong! I'd never do that; it's not that simple.

(Fumiya): Up till now, thanks. See you later.

(*Iori clings onto Fumiya*)

(Iori): Wait, Fumiya-san, it's not like that! This is different! Believe me!

(Terra): What is this?

(*Fumiya shakes him off*)

(Fumiya): That's enough. You won't have to do any service from now on.

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): HA————?!

(*Sarukawa, Terra, and Amahiko hastily pull them back*)

(Torahime): Please wait a moment.

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): ?!

(Amahiko): Tora-san?!

(Torahime): As much as Iori-san is at fault. Aren't you also at fault, Ito Fumiya?

(Fumiya): Huh?

(Sarukawa): What happened?'

(Torahime): Don't call it switching sides! Do you even realize how much I was devoted to you?!

(Iori): Calm down, Tora-san..

(*Fumiya grabs him by his collar*)

(Fumiya): Who are you talking to, you bastard?

(Torahime): I-I'm not scared, come outside!

(Fumiya): Huh?

(*Fumiya and Torahime push and shove each other*)

(*Iori steps in to stop them*)

(Iori): Hey, wait.. quit it!

(*Iori pulls the two of them apart)*

(Iori): Stop it!

(Iori): I'll serve you! To the best of my abilities, for everyone! So that's why.. you should stop doing stupid things like fighting!

(*Fumiya and Torahime settle down*)

(Fumiya): You're lucky to survive.

(Torahime): You too.

(*Iori sighs*)

(Iori): Oh come on..

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): Huh..?

(*Iori scurries around*)

(Iori): Ah, I'm busy.

(Iori): Um, next… I need to buy some stock.

(Rikai): Iori-san, I bought some wine

(Iori): Huh, why so suddenly?

(Rikai) Eh? Because today we're having marinated tuna.

(*Ohse rushes over*)

(Ohse): Um——.. Rikai-san. Thank you, it's nice, right? I'll take it.

(Rikai): Eh? Uh yes

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): …

(Sarukawa): Looks like it worked out somehow.

(Terra): Thanks to Tora-san.

(Sarukawa): But still, what's up with that bastard, Fumiya? Suddenly being a goddamn nuisance.

(Amahiko): I never expected him to get so jealous.

(Terra): … It was fortunate that it turned out well.

(Torahime): Um… about that…

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): ?

(Torahime): To be honest…, that wasn't just a coincidence

(Sarukawa): ? What.

(Terra): What do you mean?

(*Sarukawa, Terra, and Amahiko realize*)

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): AH-

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): AH————————!

(Sarukawa - Terra - Amahiko): ITO!! FUMIYA———————!!

(Fumiya): Hehe

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These two shows are the same thing, change my mind (and my friends' mind)

[coyischarismatic]

Good news!! I’m out of hiatus and will be translating the most recent episode!! Sorry for the wait

[coyischarismatic]

2-8-25 - Edit: Im decided to continue the translation by adding text to the video instead of using Youtube captions 💔 sadge but youtube hasn’t responded yet so I will resort to this

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2-4-25 - Original text:

Ok so I think theres like a bug on youtube thats making my captions disappear, so idk if I should just wait a few days to see if they get it to work again or just try to upload it with text captions soon :P idk im just tired so I might wait in general

sighhh

Krill me

[coyischarismatic]

Updated News on the YT CRSM Translation blegh:

It's been taking me a while to get used to Capcut's bad text sizing system, so I haven't been able to work quickly. I'll try getting it out by the end of the week (at least the 28th). Might use Alight Motion or KineMaster instead

- Its out!!! -

Also I will be on a hiatus to get commissions ready and get some schoolwork done. I’ll try to be back soon

[coyischarismatic]

2-8-25 - Edit: Im decided to continue the translation by adding text to the video instead of using Youtube captions 💔 sadge but youtube hasn’t responded yet so I will resort to this

—-

2-4-25 - Original text:

Ok so I think theres like a bug on youtube thats making my captions disappear, so idk if I should just wait a few days to see if they get it to work again or just try to upload it with text captions soon :P idk im just tired so I might wait in general

sighhh

Krill me

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Youtube Version:

[Time Took: Approximately 5hrs 54mins]

My Translation:

[ENG SUB] Kotatsu: Superhuman Sharehouse Story [Charisma] - Pre 3rd Season

(Fumiya, Rikai, Sarukawa, and Ohse curl up in the kotatsu)

(Fumiya): …Kotatsu are the best

(Rikai, Sarukawa, and Ohse sigh*)

(*Terra rushes over to the kotatsu*)

(Terra): IT'S COLD! AHH!

(Fumiya): OI, OI, OI, OI! (Rikai): WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

(Rikai): TERRA-SAN!

(Sarukawa): DON'T COME IN!! IT'S ALREADY FULL!

(Terra): Then you get out! Terra-kun gets priority, right? Yes, cram in, cram in.

(Sarukawa): HOLD ON..!

(Terra): It's cold~

(Ohse): Looks like its going to snow soon.

(Fumiya): Seriously?

(Ohse): Hehe

(Sarukawa): We'll have to get Io to make us something warm.

(*Fumiya, Rikai, Sarukawa, Ohse, and Terra sigh*)

(*Amahiko rushes over to the kotatsu*)

(Amahiko): IT'S COLD!! ahhh..~

(Fumiya - Sarukawa): OI, OI, OI, OI! (Rikai - Terra): WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

(Terra): AMAHIKO!

(Sarukawa): LIKE I SAID! DON'T COME IN!! IT'S ALREADY FULL!

(Terra): YOU CAN SEE, RIGHT?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!

(Amahiko): It's chilly, isn't it?

(Amahiko): Amahiko's amahiko is shrinking up.

(Fumiya): Stay shrinking for the rest of your life, you moron!

(Amahiko): Yes, cram in, cram in.

(Fumiya): Wait-

(*Iori rushes over to the kotatsu*)

(Iori): CHILLY~~~!

(Fumiya - Sarukawa - Amahiko): OI, OI, OI, OI! (Rikai - Terra): WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

(Sarukawa): DAMN, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! THE KOTATSU IS ONLY FOR 4 PEOPLE!

(Iori): It's simply for service, right?

(Iori): After all, because Fumiya said, "Taking care of one's body is also an important form of service," right?

(Fumiya): Nah, I don't remember saying that.

(Iori): EHHH?!

(Terra): It's cold~!

(Rikai): It's fairly chilly in this house, isn't it?

(Amahiko): I guess we'll have no choice but to warm each other up with our body heat.

(The six): …

(Amahiko): Huh?

(Iori): It's already the end of the year, time files.

(Terra): What are everyone's plans for New Year's Eve?

(Fumiya): Thinking about what to buy with my New Year's Gift (Money).

(Terra): Why do you assume I'll get you anything? I won't give you anything.

(Fumiya): Seriously? You're stingy.

(Terra): It's not about being stingy.

(Iori): Do you, Rikai?

(Rikai): I'll write New Year's cards.

(The six): New Year's cards?!

(Iori): Ehh.. are you going to send them?

(Rikai): Of course! Everyone has had one before, right?

(The six are confused): Ehhh.. no?

(Rikai): I don't understand!!

(Amahiko): We don't necessarily need it, do we?

(Rikai): No. Even among friends, courtesy is crucial. Let's all write New Year's cards!

(Sarukawa): Io.

(Iori): I'm going to thoroughly clean this house! Leave it to me, I'll make it sparkling clean!

(Ohse): Ah.. I'm fine with my room.

(Iori): I left. No, Ohse-san, your room is the filthiest, isn't it? I'll clean it up.

(Ohse): Fine, but it's shitty.

(Iori): What's that? A bad personality.

(Ohse): Huh?

(Iori): Huh?

(Ohse and Iori grab each other): …!

(Terra): Hey, hey, hey! Let's not fight.

(Fumiya): Do you have any plans, Kei?

(Sarukawa): Lately, a bunch of cocky bastards had the nerve to bother me. Before the year ends, I'll send them flying!

(*A whistle blows*) PI——

(Rikai): Another fight! Enough, Saru!

(Sarukawa): You'll be in the mix, WHEN I SEND EVERYTHING FLYIN'!!

(Sarukawa and Rikai grab each other): …!

(Amahiko): Hey, Hey!

(Terra): Ghost-kun?

(Ohse): Nothing in particular. I'll look at the snow and hibernate.

(Terra): Hibernate?!

(Fumiya): Haha, so you'll just go to sleep forever like that.

(Ohse): It's nice, right?

(Rikai): That's awful!

(Terra): What about you, Amahiko?

(Amahiko): I don't have any particular plans.

(Terra): Hm—.. what should I do~? I feel like I'm going to have a lot of free time.

(Terra): What do people normally do during the New Year holidays?

(Iori): Maybe they go back to their hometowns?

(Terra): Ahh.. going back to your parents' house.

(Iori): That's right.

(Fumiya): Well, we don't really do that.

(Terra - Iori): I guess so..

(Rikai): I think you'll be fine, Amahiko-san.

(Amahiko): Huh?

(Rikai): Your parents' home. It's okay if we go, right?

(Amahiko): No, no, we can't.

(Fumiya): Ahh, that's right.

(The six): ?

(Fumiya): Let's all go visit the Tendo house this New Year's holiday.

(Rikai, Iori, Sarukawa, Ohse, Tera): That would be great!

(Amahiko): HUH?! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!

(*The six all want to go home*)

(*The six all want to go home*) (Amahiko): NO, NO, NO!! I'm not going home! No, I don't understand!

(Iori): I wonder how Mom is doing?

(Terra): I wanna see!

(Sarukawa): Let's perform the sexy yakyuken with mom!

(The five): That's great!

(Amahiko): NO, DON'T!

(The six start to sing sexy yakyuken)

(The six start to sing sexy yakyuken) (Amahiko): Stop! NO WAY?!! NO?!!

(The six sing): Butt! Nipples! Excellent, Excellent!

(Torahime): Ah, excuse me! Sorry for the unexpected call… Is this the Tendo residence?

(Amahiko): Tora-san?!

(*The six laugh*)

(As a special extra here's sexy yakyuken in romanji: sexy ni naru nara kouiu guai ni shiyashi yanse~ oshiri, chikubi, yo yoi no yoi!)

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Youtube Version: https://youtu.be/tfetnoLh01Q?si=mQXwfbTtZ5iuEZoD

[Time Took: Approximately 3hrs 25mins ]

My Translation:

[ENG SUB] Congratulations, TV Series!!! Casting: Superhuman Sharehouse Story [Charisma] - Pre 3rd Season

(TV station - conference room)

(*Nakagami slams his hands onto the desk*)

(Nakagami): Don't mess with me!

(Nakagami): There's no way that something like this would be allowed!

(*A mysterious figure appears on screen*)

(?): Could you please calm down?

(Nakagami): Who- Who are you?

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): I'm Enjō Gakuburunosuke, the anime producer.

(Nakagami): What do you mean, Ito Fumiya-kun can't appear in the anime!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): He's not fit to be broadcast on TV.

(Nakagami): What do you mean?

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): He's a dangerous person. Also, he reeks of crime. Scandals are the most troublesome.

(Nakagami): Scandals are troublesome… what if someone who had an affair continued to play the same role?

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Please stop.

(Nakagami): He is the charisma of good and evil; he's not particularly a bad person.

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): No, he's definitely a bad person.

(Nakagami): Have you seen the original? You don't understand his good qualities at all!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): And, Tendo Amahiko is also no good!

(Nakagami): HAA?!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Dirty jokes are a problem.

(Nakagami): Dirty jokes… …you bastard! As I thought you haven't seen the original!

(Nakagami): He's been fighting against those kinds of stereotypes every day!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): And, we can't include Minato Ohse; he's always trying to kill himself.

(Nakagami): Bastard! Why did you decide to make this into an anime?!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Death.. is a bit socially distasteful.

(Nakagami): It's people like you that make me want to die!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Sarukawa Kei is out of the question.

(Nakagami): But.. he's so cute!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): He resorts to violence expeditiously..

(Nakagami): Violence is cute!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Iori Motohashi is no good, either.

(Nakagami): Bastard! Seriously, why did you think of making this an anime?!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Being a slave or something like that is very masochistic..

(Nakagami): He's not a masochist! He doesn't have a shallow character, nor is he as simplistic!

(*Nakagami sighs*)

(Nakagami): …Well then, who is fit to be in?

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Hmm.. well, just barely, it's a bit strange to say, but just barely it's Terra.

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Also, the house leader, Kusanagi Rikai-kun. He is magnificent! Undoubtedly, he'll win the Galaxy Award (Japan).

(Nakagami): Those two... The seven of them are necessary. This isn't very charismatic at all!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): So, Dr. Nakagami, would you like to come out?

(Nakagami): Idiot! Do you really think an ordinary person like me could take their place?

(Nakagami): Damn..! This could be a golden opportunity to spread the word about their charm to the whole world, but..

(*Nakagami comes up with a brilliant idea*)

(Nakagami): I see! That's a good idea!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): !!

(Nakagami): I want all seven of them to appear in the anime!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): That's why it's not okay! Problems will definitely occur.

(Nakagami): It's okay if problems occur.

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): Why?!

(Nakagami): I'm connected to the government, so I'll pull the strings behind the scenes and cover up any and all scandals!

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): He's hopeless.. this guy!

(Nakagami): Don't be afraid. Let's make this an anime, yay.

(Enjō - Gakuburunosuke): GO HOME!!

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You’ve reached the end of this translation. Thank you for reading <3!

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Youtube Version: https://youtu.be/DNQeXieP490?si=des60DR1YxQrUaOg

[Time Took: Approximately 9hrs 12 mins]

My Translation:

[ENG SUB] Newcomer: Superhuman Sharehouse Story [Charisma] - Pre 3rd Season

(Sarukawa): OI Newbie!

(Torahime): ??.. Eh?

(Sarukawa): Newbie!

(Torahime): Huh.. Newbie? Could you be talking about me?

(Sarukawa): Who else would be new in this house, besides you, anyway?

(Torahime): Ah! Right-!

(Sarukawa): Hey! Come over here! Let's pro wrestle!!

(Torahime): Pro.. wrestle?

(Sarukawa): If you're gonna' live here, you must pro wrestle with me several times a day!

(Torahime): Is that so?!!

(Sarukawa): Don't worry! I'll go easy on ya'!

(Sarukawa): Okay!! Bring it on!!

(Torahime): Understood. Here I go.

(*Sarukawa immediately charged in with his special technique*)

(Sarukawa): ARAAAAAA— BRING IT ON!!

(Torahime): OUCH-! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS! IT HURTS!

(Sarukawa): ORAAAAAAA—

(Torahime): HOLD ON! WAIT—

(Torahime): GIVE UP!! GIVE UP!! I SURRENDER! SARUKAWA-SAN?!

(Torahime): AHHHHHHHHHH!!! HEY—!!!

(*Sarukawa laughs*)

—-

(*Torahime is vacumming*)

(Iori): Hey Rookie..

(Torahime): Uh.. Yes?

(Iori): What are you doing?!

(Torahime): Ehh.. I'm cleaning-

(Iori): YOU MORON!!

(Torahime): EHHHHH?!!

(Iori): YA KNOW, IT'S A MILLION YEARS TOO EARLY TO BE CLEANING IN THIS HOUSE!!

(Iori): I've been your slave ever since you took your first bath!

(Torahime): So sorry!

(Iori): Now, I'll make tea, so sit there and wait patiently!

(Torahime): Ah.. thank you! .. I'll tidy up the table.

(Iori): ROOKIE!!!

(Torahime): YES?!

(Iori): DO YOU UNDERESTIMATE ME?!

(Torahime): I DON'T MEAN TO-

(Iori): Now, I'll make tea, so sit there and WAIT PATIENTLY!

(Torahime): I'M SORRY!!

—-

(Terra): Hey Newbie!

(*Torahime dashed in a hurry*)

(Torahime): Yes!

(Terra): Terra-kun has returned~!

(Terra-kun spreads his arms)

(Terra): How's that!

(Torahime): Ehh?

(Terra): How's that?!

(Torahime): W-w-whatever you say..

(Torahime): Ha..! You're very beautiful today too!

(Terra): TOO LATE!! Tell me right away!

(Torahime): Sorry!

(Terra): Hey Newbie! Terra-kun is walking up the stairs~! How's that?

(Torahime): I.. think the stairs were cleaned very well!

(Terra): WHAT'S THE POINT OF PRAISING THE STAIRCASE?!

(Torahime): AH! SO SORRY!!

(Terra): Terra-kun is asking for your opinion!

(Torahime): Sorry!

(Terra): How~?

(Torahime): So stylish!

(Terra): How~?

(Torahime): So beautiful!

(Terra): How~?

(Torahime): (*Stumped*) So beautiful!

(Terra): I TOLD YOU, VARIATIONS!!

(Torahime): IM SORRRRY!!

—-

(Ohse): Newcomer-san.. if you pull this rope with all your might..

(Torahime): I.. can't do that..

(Ohse): Huh..?

(Torahime): If I do that.. the rope will close around your neck…

(Ohse): Please.. kill me..

(Torahime): I'm sorry, I can't

(Ohse): You're a newbie, right?

(Torahime): !

(*Ohse threatens to kill himself*)

(Torahime): !

(*Torahime gave into peer pressure and started to pull*)

(Torahime): (*grunts*) UWAA!

(Ohse): MORE.. MORE!! Something like that won't work!! Let's kill him!

(Ohse): Aghh.. I'm fed up with this. I'll kill him myself. (*wailing in pain*)

(Torahime): Ahh.. please w-wait a second!

(Torahime): Please, wait Ohse-san!

(Ohse): Just a little more…! Just a little more…! Just a little more…!

(Torahime): HEYYY——!

—-

(*whistle blows*)

(Torahime): Huh..?

(Rikai): Hey Rookie-kun! You're coming home awfully late. What time do you think it is?!

(Torahime): It's 6 o'clock..

(Rikai): This house's curfew is at 5 o'clock!

(Torahime): HUH?!

(Rikai): Return home at 5, have dinner at 6, take a bath at 7, and be in bed by 9 o'clock.

(Torahime): Sorry!

(Rikai): By the way, get up at 5:30 in the morning and start writing your goals for the day in calligraphy with me.

(Rikai): After that, we'll do some physical exercises, understand?

(Torahime): Yes!

(Rikai): What about washing your hands?

(Torahime): Ah.. sorry!

(*Torahime runs towards the bathroom*)

(Rikai): (*whistle blows*) Take off your shoes and arrange them!

(Torahime): So sorry!

(*Torahime runs back*)

(Rikai): (*whistle blows*) Don't Run!!

(Torahime): Sorry..!

(Rikai): When you apologize, apologize properly!

(Torahime): I apologize!

(*Whistle blows..*)

—-

(*Torahime seems tired*)

(Amahiko): Excuse me, are you the newcomer?

(*Torahime looks nervous*) (Torahime): Yes!

(Amahiko): Have you taken a bath yet?

(Torahime): Oh, I have. Rikai-san told me to hurry and get in.

(Amahiko): What are you doing?!

(Torahime): Eh?!! Sorry!

(Amahiko): This is why newcomers

(Amahiko): aren't allowed to get in the bath in this house without me.

(Torahime): I see!

(Amahiko): Let's try again. Come now, let's get in together.

(Torahime leads Amahiko away from him)

(Torahime): Err.. no..no..no I'm already in

(Torahime): Um.. I'm in. Hey-!

(Amahiko): I am the World's Sexy Ambassador!

(Torahime): Sorry!

(Amahiko): ECSTASY WORLD!

(Torahime): SORRY—!

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(Fumiya): Oi, newbie. What do you mean you can't pay..? Are you kidding me?

(Torahime): Oh.. do you have rent to pay or something?

(Fumiya): Obviously. Everyone else is paying me, right?

(Torahime): This is the first time I'm hearing about this.. how much is it?

(Fumiya): 500,000 yen.

(Torahime): EHHH?!

(Fumiya): I don't mind if you need an installment plan.

(Torahime): No, I don't-

(Fumiya): Haa…Then something will do.

(Torahime): Something else? What is it?

(Fumiya): Sweets... you moron!

(Torahime): Sorry!

(Fumiya): Come on, pay me!

(Torahime): SORRY—!

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(The seven of them in unison, call out to Torahime)

(Torahime): Ah…ah…ahhh..

(*Torahime is out of breath*)

(*Torahime gasps*)

(The seven): Newbie!

(Rikai): Where do you think you're going at this time of night?

(Sarukawa): Surely.., you're not trying to run away, are you?

(Torahime): No.. no way.

(Terra): Running away is pointless.

(Iori): I created this~♪!

(*Fumiya presses the switch*)

(*Beep Beep Beep*)

(Torahime): Wh-what is this?

(The seven): Newbie Radar!

(Torahime): !

(*Torahime screams*)

(The seven of them say cheerfully): Welcome!

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