I hath telekinesis

F1. Phandom trash #18520. Vyou1er. Trying not to forget to be awesome. Wishing it could still be 2010.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

Britain is the best country because we have a channel called Dave

but not only do we have a channel called Dave

we have a +1 hour version of it called

Dave ja vu

[feltguy]

what would that even play

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

top gear dragon’s den top gear qi top gear top gear

[transgendad]

Not forgetting top gear specials 

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

and then

in the dead of night

out the corner of your eye you spot it

lurking in the shadows

fifth gear

[frogsbean]

we don’t talk about fifth gear anymore…

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

can I get a refund for having seen this

[fantasticaldisaster-deactivated]

@theironicllama

[theironicllama]

Why the narrator of the song Honey is a real dick to his wife

laughs at her for planting a tree

bursts out laughing when she slipped on the snow and almost broke her neck

seems to revel in criticising her intelligence (“kinda dumb and kinda smart”)

invalidates her feelings about a TV programme (“crying over some sad and silly late late show”)

pretends to be angry with her after a car crash when she was TERRIFIED that he’d be mad

comes home to find her “crying needlessly”

WASN’T EVEN AT HOME WHEN SHE WAS ON HER DEATHBED

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

[caecilius-est-pater]

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows… (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~

[letswaitforme]

and the relationship we formed at that point was something that I needed in my life.

[pjsforestkid]

watch this -Phil

[gmmtheev]

🦊

[jawnkeets]

michaelmas term at oxford university, 2018

[phillynator]

Dan and Phil ft. Titanic

[leaisntcreative]

Phil + Button ups

[danhowellgifs]

[stream]

Airplane! (1980)

[demonphannie]

gif requests: 1/?

→ Dan bouncing Lola?

[catboymuqing-moving]

bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

[catboymuqing-moving]

this is most un-woke ted my dude

[vedajuno]

*both in unison* oh, biggest mood

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[fluffygif]

Sculptures of Tom’s most unfortunate moments

[skybars]

dan, in an annoying teasing voice: hHhHh nIcE oNeE

phil: