Sing life to the lines that are dead on the page.

Hi. After realising that I'd spelt almost everything wrong in my last one of these I'm going to stick with this: Hi. If you're a writing blog and I've followed you, it's for facetsoffiction (my writing blog, link is up there) so IF you want to follow...

[onlyhuman]

[coyotes-tiptoe]

I wanna know how long I would last without eating.

[ask-bot]

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

[welcomedhappiness]

Gift wrapping. I don’t even try anymore. ‘Hey do you see this black garbage bag? There’s a surprise in there for you!’

[aquaristlifeforme]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

[mellehbeans]

I would have reblogged this without the hope of bountiful gifts and a merry christmas

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

[coyotes-tiptoe]

I wonder what overdosing on paracetamol would do?

[supsass]

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

[leftboob-enthusiast]

I arrive in the kitchen

ready meal: on the counter instructions: forgotten package: already thrown out

[leftboob-enthusiast]

I FORCIBLY REMOVE THE MEAL INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE GARBAGE

[coyotes-tiptoe]

It's really disappointing when there's not enough blood after cutting.

[coyotes-tiptoe]

I have rediscovered what a worthless piece of shit I am. I forgot what a fun time depression is...

[fantasticphoenix]

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene. Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright.

[coyotes-tiptoe]

I'm at pole and everyone else is so much better than me and I look disgusting and everyone who has ever been chosen above me for anything has been pretty and skinny and I'm just a fat, worthless piece of crap.

[champagnemoon]

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

[coyotes-tiptoe]

what you say: i'm voting third party

what i hear: i have a fundamental misunderstanding of how american politics work and also enough privilege to realize that my life won't be that bad should trump actually win

[consivanqueen]

[gostais]

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man