[heartsnmagic]

[fishtrology]

humor

*CHECK MOON/MERCURY* *your sign may appear twice*

storytelling they make you laugh with anecdotes LEO, aquarius, aries, taurus, GEMINI

exaggeration they embellish stories and situations to make them funnier PISCES, aquarius, libra, ARIES

dry humor deadpan and straight-faced, they’re sarcastic and have an edge to their jokes scorpio, CAPRICORN, CANCER, VIRGO

situational make jokes out of things around them pisces, sagittarius, gemini

[nxris]

[healinghoe]

@cozmicbutthole

[cozmicbutthole]

LOLOL

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[dappermouth]

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Yoko Imamura

[ayyries]

What placements do you think would indicate someone having no chill, violent, argumentative af, super mean and hurtful etc even though they are usually known for being really nice (until someone pushes them) bc people always say I'm sweet and caring af but they are terrified of my angry side bc I'm RUTHLESS AF when provoked 😂

Sounds like a classic Cancer to me lol

[nebulagalore]

[astrolocherry]

Virgo hears the critical thoughts even when they are absent, she fills empty spaces in her mind with the criticism she assumes to be there. The mind is her cradle of expertise and a dose of poison. It’s her captor and her healer

(via astrolocherry)

[ceresinlibra-deactivated2017092]

Astrology is the language of the stars. Its sole purpose is to make mankind ascend to the highest heavens of the cosmos.

[astrolocherry]

in the 12th house we can tap into the creative memory and inspiration from past lives

[cozmicbutthole]

I must've been a writer. Romance was my forte

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[sexandtheastrology]

Scorpio and Aries men always fight love so hard when they’re falling for you. They hate it. They’re ruled by Mars the planet of war, passion, and desire so it makes sense. When they’re falling for you and feel themselves losing control they always turn into assholes. Its like an internal war against themselves and you for making them feel that way. It’s like they’re mad at you for making them become vulnerable. They will tease you and bully you to push you away and once you actually decided to either stop fucking with them or stand up to them then they decide to man up and stop being dicks about it. It’s because these men can turn into very passionate softies when they’re in love and it’s something they secretly fear because they’re not used to putting their armor down because they’re always in fight and ready to go to “war” mode.

[ayyries]

since you have a venus conjunct saturn aspect like how do you deal with it? like have you ever felt like an ugly duckling turned to a beautiful swan? thank you and have a great day.

I don’t even think I deal with it, lol. I have self-esteem issues, but yes, I do feel like I’ve gotten a lot prettier over the years. But that ugly feeling is still there so idk, yes and no? lol

[mermaidastrology]

Libra Risings are known for being extremely judgemental. While they are nice and polite to your face, they might not have the same niceties going on about you inside their head. Libra Risings need to learn that just because someone’s opinion is different than them does not mean that the other persons opinion is wrong. 

[cozmicbutthole]

For me it's only because I'm self sacrificing & i expect others to be the same & if you can't then goodbye