C12 and SoCo

IC-RP Blog for Cpt. Lazarus Cayde, an ODST Fireteam commander, explosive ordinance specialist, and all around sarcastic bastard. [Will only RP in the Halo Universe, Mun is 18+. There will be NSFW stuff on here, it will be marked, if you're underage and you read it I'm not responsible]].

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"Oh aren't you just the most precious little good ol' boy..."

"See, I'll accept good ol' boy, but precious? Little? Now that I take offense to... 

"Though I suppose it's better than bein' a washed up old man - those lenses strong enough for you, paw?" 

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[[OOC - Cayde's birthdate and such being updated for pre-Reach RP. Woo!]]

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"Several baths later...

"My poor dog's white markings are still all purple!"

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"Jesus Fii... I do believe you won the game."

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Lazarus doubled over laughing when Fii made the baaing sound, shaking his head.  “Yeah, my girlfriends are waitin for me, right?” He grinned. “The only think I’m restin easy in, is that you damn well had to buy all that shit. Musta raised some interesting questions.” 

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“Oh, you have NO idea! Worth it though!”

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"Damn right it's worth it," Lazarus grinned. "I'll have to step up my game next time, Fii... You're no slouch." 

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"Jesus Fii... I do believe you won the game."

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Adrian shrugged as he moving down the catwalk towards the stairs.

“You mean the idea or how did I pull it off?” Adrian asked, leaning against the hand hold of the stairs. “The idea was easy, pulling it off… I needed help and that’s my secret.”

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Cayde shook his head, absolutely mystified as he moved to meet the man halfway.  “I’ll say you needed help… I’m assuming that you got everybody’s HEV since we were all called do-“ The Captain’s eye twitched for a moment.  “Y’know, I’d best get to cleanin that up before anyone sees it and starts askin questions…” 

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“And sally may is waiting for you.” Adrian said, baaing at Cayde as he watching him.

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Lazarus doubled over laughing when Fii made the baaing sound, shaking his head.  "Yeah, my girlfriends are waitin for me, right?" He grinned. "The only think I'm restin easy in, is that you damn well had to buy all that shit. Musta raised some interesting questions." 

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"Jesus Fii... I do believe you won the game."

Cayde shook his head in genuine admiration, as he stepped away from the HEV and looked around for the redhead.  “Where the fuck are you, I gotta congratulate you in person…” 

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A sharp whistle came from the catwalk above Cayde, Adrian seated on the railing. “What up, Captain?”

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Cayde glanced up, a boyish grin on his face.  “Good goddamn, boy, how the hell’d you come up with all this!?” 

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Adrian shrugged as he moving down the catwalk towards the stairs. “You mean the idea or how did I pull it off?” Adrian asked, leaning against the hand hold of the stairs. “The idea was easy, pulling it off… I needed help and that’s my secret.”

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Cayde shook his head, absolutely mystified as he moved to meet the man halfway.  "I'll say you needed help... I'm assuming that you got everybody's HEV since we were all called do-" The Captain's eye twitched for a moment.  "Y'know, I'd best get to cleanin that up before anyone sees it and starts askin questions..." 

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"Jesus Fii... I do believe you won the game."

Cayde shook his head in genuine admiration, as he stepped away from the HEV and looked around for the redhead.  “Where the fuck are you, I gotta congratulate you in person…” 

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A sharp whistle came from the catwalk above Cayde, Adrian seated on the railing. “What up, Captain?”

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Cayde glanced up, a boyish grin on his face.  "Good goddamn, boy, how the hell'd you come up with all this!?" 

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"Jesus Fii... I do believe you won the game."

Cayde shook his head in genuine admiration, as he stepped away from the HEV and looked around for the redhead.  "Where the fuck are you, I gotta congratulate you in person..." 

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Cayde didn't stop moving as people snickered at him as he ran into the HEV bay. Music playing from seemingly all corners of the bay but as Cayde approached his own HEV, the sounds of banjo music was unmistakable. Upon arriving at his own HEV, Cayde was greeted by the sight of a make shift picket fence infront of his open HEV, stylized moonshine bottles every where, a Luv Ewe and a blow up doll dressed like Daisy Dukes siting in the HEV, A banner reading "Cayde Cousin Fuckin' Shake" hung overhead

Lazarus stood stock still in front of his HEV, jaw dropping at the sight. "I... wh... How... th... I... Fuck me sideways, Fii, this is... How do you people DO this shit!?!?!?" 

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In the dead of night, Hoffman shamelessly coats the man's entire office in confederate flags. 'The South will Rise Again' is scrawled over a taxidermy deer head seated at his desk.

"Right then, I got left Hoffman, Maivia, an-" Cayde stopped as he opened the door to his small office, staring at the sight that lay before him. "Jesus fuck, I think I hear banjos..." Cayde burst out laughing,  staring in admiration. "That's some dedication right there... Who the hell comes up with a deer head on board a ship!?" 

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"Real funny, yah assholes..."

"If I find out which one of you braintrusts decided to dye my dog's coat purple, I'm gonna make you wish you were never born." 

Leo looked up at his master, panting happily. The basset hound was completely oblivious to the fact that all of the white parts of his fur had been dyed a brilliant hue of purple with a vegetable dye. 

"Cmon, shithead," Cayde sighed, ruffling his dog's ears affectionately. "Let's see if we can get this all washed out..." 

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Feet first into hell and back again #halo #halo 4 #odst #halo4

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OOC - Lazarus Cayde Profile

Full Name: Lazarus Tobias Cayde

Gender: Male

Rank: Captain, UNSCDF Marine Corps - ODST Callsign: Boomer, Boom-Boom, or Napalm Speciality: Demolitions (Explosive Ordinance Disposal)

Height: 5’8” Weight: 200lbs Hair: Blonde Eyes: Grey Distinguishing Marks: Varying burns, scars, and plasma burns on his fingers, arms, and back. Only still has fingerprints on a few fingers.  Race: Caucasian

Place of Birth: Savannah, Georgia, United Republic of North America, Earth Date of Birth: July 3rd, 2517 Family: Father Tobias (deceased), Mother Annabelle (deceased), uncle Theodore. 

Overview:   The only son of a wealthy family from Earth, Savannah-born and raised Lazarus Cayde is the type of person that inevitably encounters one question during the course of first encounters:  "What the hell are you doing here?"  Undeniably intelligent despite his good ol' boy drawl, Lazarus is the product of the best schooling money can buy, and a lineage of intelligent innovators and social rights advocates. Orphaned at the age of eight and raised by his uncle, young Lazarus has had very few friends his own age, preferring discussions with his elders, books, and amateur rocketry to parties and playdates. Lazarus graduated high school at the age of 15 with full honors, and had attained a double-major B.S. (Physics and Chemistry) by the time he was seventeen, before tiring of schooling.  Bored to tears, consistently clashing with his uncle over his plans for the future (and lack of interest in taking over the family's corporate empire), Lazarus' act of rebellion wasn't to turn to partying, womanizing or partying- He enlisted. Specifically in the UNSCDF Marine Corps, citing a desire for a challenge and a place where he could both excel and learn discipline at the same time. While his uncle, Theodore, disapproves heartily to this day, Lazarus made it through boot and OCS, before requesting transfer to the ODST Corps. While he later admitted it was on a whim at first, he's the first to admit that after the first SOEIV drop, he was hooked. Before the end of his first tour, Lazarus committed to go career.  While rocketry and generally blowing shit up was a hobby when he was a youth, Lazarus has managed to turn that hobby, and his passion for science, into a lucrative career as an Explosive Ordinance Disposal Specialist in the ODST Corps, which is a rather fancy way of saying he's the man you want on your side when you need to blow things up to varying and spectacular degrees.  Currently, Lazarus serves as the commanding officer of the 102th, nicknamed the Hellions, and is generally well-liked and well-regarded by his subordinates, though they're the first to admit that their CO has his moments where his intellect sets him aside as somewhat aloof. While quite able to socialize with others, when frustrated Lazarus has a tendency to become terse and sharp-tongued when people don't understand what he's talking about. 

Notes: - Lazarus Cayde is conceivably the heir to a significant amount of money, though he doesn't have access to any of it, and only utilizes his own salary. Before entering the service, he signed over his interests in his family's company to his uncle, who has agreed to run the business until Lazarus finally decides to retire from the service. 

- Lazarus plays the electric guitar rather well. 

- Lazarus owns an old basset hound, named Leonardo (Leo), whom is the 94th's mascot. Leo holds the "honorary" (read: fake) rank of Major, and wears it on a custom-made doggie vest. The dog knows the command "present-arms" (wherein he lowers his head and puts his paw forward to salute), and whenever someone looks at him and says "Leo, Semper Fi!", the dog lets out with a loud baying howl of enthusiasm. 

- Lazarus is an adrenaline junkie, and is known for insane tactics on the battlefield to down Covenant artilary. 

((Artwork was all commissioned and paid for - please do not take))