"Real funny, yah assholes..."
"If I find out which one of you braintrusts decided to dye my dog's coat purple, I'm gonna make you wish you were never born."
Leo looked up at his master, panting happily. The basset hound was completely oblivious to the fact that all of the white parts of his fur had been dyed a brilliant hue of purple with a vegetable dye.
"Cmon, shithead," Cayde sighed, ruffling his dog's ears affectionately. "Let's see if we can get this all washed out..."















