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Ending 1 - Persona 4 the Animation

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

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What's your opinions on beetles.

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I still think it's fucked up that people never post the full chillin on a weekend like usual skit

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movie night

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update: they finally watched minions

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I still think it's fucked up that people never post the full chillin on a weekend like usual skit

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You come to my post and try to out-perform me.

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Magnets: I want to commit diamagnetic

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how did I never once think to use tape fuck

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one time as a kid I forcefully shoved two magnets together, and these were the strong magnets my dad used in his shop to pick-up missing little metal bits, and I held them really tightly in the palm of my hand, went up to this one kid who legit said things like “I think black cats are bad, they should be drowned” and drew crosses on the notebooks of kids if she found out they didn’t go to church, I told her “Hey. I’m a witch. If you don’t stop trying to hurt animals and picking on kids, I’ll use my magic to throw you into the sky”, and when she dared to doubt my powers I told her that I had two “rocks” in my hand that I could send across the playground, then I opened my hand the the magnets shot off in two different directions (we were over in a spot that was empty, so no other kids were around, nobody got hurt), one of them stuck to a drainpipe and the other stuck to a fence. This kid SCREAMED, and ran to the office, and I guess had her mom pick her up from school, and then she wasn’t there for a couple of days, finally her mom called my house and claimed I had “traumatized her daughter by performing a terrifying magic trick”, and when my parents asked what I did I just said “I showed her a magnet and she flipped out. She’s not gonna be happy when she finds out about gravity, either”. eventually this kid came back to school and always made a point to come up to me and say “Hey, my mom told me not to talk to you!”, and would just be like “Good job, you already screwed that up”

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Holy shit

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World Heritage Post

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Tumblr Code.

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If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

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this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

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im laughins so hard who changed it

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WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

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No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

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vengabus sandstorm

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wow that really sounds

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wow that really sounds

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my friend created the funniest text to speech voice ever made. his name is joshua. he loves farms and cashews. for whatever reason the group chat has collectively decided that i am his father and he exclusively refers to me as “daddy way way”. also, he is the second most fucked up tts voice spawned

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listening to this factory resets my brain

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HUH??? COWBOYS?

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story of cowboys