Hi.

Nicki Mazzocchi.NJ just your average alien loving, confused, consistently late 24 year old female.

[alycyn]

when ur selfie doesn’t get any notes so u reblog it urself

[ex0skeletal]

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

[thebootydiaries]

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

[kindofamystery-blog]

[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[summersweeet]

[inferno-solo]

[cikero]

man shut up unless you’re a frog

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

[cry-like-a-ghost]

[1000drawings]

by Steffen Kraft

[thecrackedamethyst]

I Don’t Care, I’m Dead

[malcolmxwiththeperm]

[bayariel]

Did you see people’s responses under this tweet? I was so weak

[bayariel]

[afrojane-deactivated20191017]

i laughed way too hard at this

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Lmaooo fuckkk

[bojackrewatch]

[aintnobodygotmoneyfodat]

loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX

[ahsadler]

-John Cena

[mayadowaliby]

3am in the morning

[thecryptkeeper]

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”

[animusrox]

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

[vinylespassion]