i am score!

lo, any pronouns, follows from @vikingfunerals pens stan + leafs, avs, rangers, habs

[cr0sbys]

literally plan the parade im not even kidding

[xoxogossipzoe]

team canada mens hockey team gold medal game

[cr0sbys]

four minutes............. four minutes . four minute penalty. four minute penalty and six minutes left. of olympic gold medal game. and sidney crosby is not there.

[cr0sbys]

im gonna thrup.

[cr0sbys]

four minutes............. four minutes . four minute penalty. four minute penalty and six minutes left. of olympic gold medal game. and sidney crosby is not there.

[berrytart]

macklin celebrini fulfill the crosby prophecy get the golden goal and you will receive the Mandate of Heaven

[cr0sbys]

AGAIN????

[cr0sbys]

PLEAS . LOCK IN !!!!!!!!! CANADA !!!!

[cr0sbys]

AGAIN????

[cr0sbys]

if team united states of america wins this i am going to do something unspeakable

[trans1oa]

oh captain my captain!

[k-ky]

They don't do romance like this anymore.

[24x81]

sidney crosby is gonna be in italy playing in the olympics for the first time since 2014 staring at the guy who played the slutty bottom fictional version of himself carrying the olympic torch as a reward for throwing ass so good on television it hypnotized the entire world

[starrynet]

what's your favorite sports headline that could also be a whimsical fantasy story plot point if taken out of context?

I'm pissed because we lost to some elves

darius slay says he was "this close" to becoming a raven

transfer portal created in good faith, but is out of control

power of friendship helps spark sharks' historic comeback victory over penguins

jay cutler passed his physical and is officially a dolphin

nightmare eels season

hawks trade young to wizards

vikings discovered new way to stop the eagles' dreaded tush push

p-bruins topped by bears

are newark's mummies to blame for devils' bad injury luck?

seattle kraken hockey player, sea troll charged by grizzly bear

Voting ended onJan 16

(inspired by this classic tumblr post)

[transcmd]

im going to die for realises

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[sport-news-daily]

the baltamore orioles have partnered with a cackling green witch

[berrytart]

may god guide the toronto blue jays to victory in their righteous and holy war against the traitorous los angeles dodgers

[ppepohappy]

in my humble opinion, the moment you know you or a friend truly in it as a sports fan is if you have beef with sports reporters. officially in the trenches