Cr1tikal Out of Context

I am not Cr1tikal. If you are please don't sue me. Also: pussyfarts

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This is like some type of fairy tale creature of sex. He's like the tooth fairy of ass.

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It's just such rough sex, it sounds like he's installing new assholes into the girl he's plowing.

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Somebody get on the uh, uh anti air missiles. I'll stand here. I'll do pushups.

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Kermit's stamina over here is second to none, he's like the tesseract of sex.

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He's slaying pussy every night, it's the same pussy every time though. Because I recognize these moans now.

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I had to slap a freaking building down.

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could you please tag your posts with whichever video they were taken from?

I’ll discuss with the other person who runs this blog with me and we’ll decide on a format for including video titles, it’s a bit of extra work and we tend to queue posts while were actually on mobile so we’ll see what we agree on.

As per the original intent of the blog we won’t be including titles. The original creator is firm in wanting to keep the quotes entirely out of context. I can confirm that they are all from Cr1tikal though, and that will continue to be the context.

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Didn't make sense, the odds were stacked against me, I had to slap Shao Khan.

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Have you ever wanted to make butter out of human fat?

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Even the limpest of dicks can shoot some cum

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It's not incest porn if the sound is off, then it's just porn.

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I wrote the book on how to be a good parent, and how to be a good pregnant person.

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I'm 22 and I'll sometimes call myself Turbozle.

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It’s not gay if it's your dicks.

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If I had two dicks I'd slap them together like those thundersticks you hear at hockey games.

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What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal.

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