Well that went worse than expected

[greuzeisfuckingtrash]

Dewey’s purse

(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)

[maghrabiyya]

Dewey is hard femme

[tanyao]

I feel like it's worth mentioning he had a brick in there

[eelizabit]

it’s the first brick from stonewall

[muckkles]

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

[muckkles]

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

[children-of-bast]

Peanut Butter wants to explore but also wants to stay inside his warm blanket.

[purrfectsquad]

Volume up to hear him purring

[bodecats]

HIS NAME IS PEANUT BUTTER

[lxnelystargazer-deactivated2016]

Wait for it…

[im-inlovewithmycar]

Last night as I was driving home in the middle of a tornado warning, with thunder and lighting all around me, my car literally shaking in the wind, Bohemian Rhapsody blasting out of my one working speaker, while wearing one shoe, I realized that if this is how I die, it’s how I want to go.

[o-holynight]

Thunderbolts and lightning. Very very frightening.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most harmful side effect of marijuana is getting caught with it.

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[stream]

The Iron Giant (1999) dir. Brad Bird

[thetenderpassion]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Tiny Brain: the earth is round and we live on it.

Big Brain: the earth is flat.

Galaxy Brain: the earth is round but we live inside of it.

[eleclya]

tbf it kinda sounds like she’s just considering the atmosphere as being a part of the earth. I mean she might have the model a bit wrong but there /are/ several layers of atmosphere over us so she might not be so far off base.

[feymark]

“WE’RE NOT A SNOWGLOBE”

[gayw]

danny fenton: -wears a shirt to the water park -accidentally uses the womens restroom -“i would tell you to use the mens room but i dont think you qualify” -chest occasionally bulges in his ghost suit -is a trans boy

[gayw]

reblog this make cis people mad that im “ruining their childhood”

[eternally-a-dreamer]

[plasmas-king]

stable clone of him was a younger girl named danni

[aviculor]

the series is literally about him keeping his identity a secret from his parents, believing that if they found out they’d stop loving him as their child and even kill him.

said identity is only known by his closest friends and others in the “community”.

After his college-age sister accidentally walks in on him altering his appearance and thereby learns his identity, she becomes clumsily obsessed with protecting him and being an ally.

Sam was able to disguise herself as him effortlessly.

[phantomkinoc13]

👏🏼Danny 👏🏼 fenton 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 trans 👏🏼

[applejuicewerewolf]

Reblog to make trans people feel represented and Elmer Hartman get angry.

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites. 

[catchymemes]

[bunjywunjy]

that’s basically how Pokemon works

[melonmemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

Ya homie

[glitternami]

Blue is sister 😇

[pietriarchy]

[cum-padre]

[archcracker]

[vonisv]

[kaptainraptor]

[trilllizard666]

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

😐

[molothoo]

[naturally-twisted-deactivated20]

[snutty-nose-bawoy]

[wowmelanin]

[musickidd]

[beehindyou]

[fuckyeahwierd]

[j-velle]

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[champeon]

[spanish-g0ld]

[scorpion-soup]

[eatpussylivehappy]

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[julieterbang]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The worst. 

[sacred-portal]