The Alchemist's Writer

I am asexual and nonbinary, and I have ADHD. My pronouns are they/them. I am a fanboy of Sam & Max, Star Fox, Steven Universe, Quest for Glory, and very obviously, a lover of King Bowser Koopa.

[asongkalyee]

new sona jus dropped,, his name's seb :thumbs_up_emoji:

[iamnotlanuk]

My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app

[shaxza]

if you told me that elon musk acquiring twitter would be the catalyst for tits to be re-allowed on tumblr 4 years ago i wouldn’t have believed you

[fittingoutjane]

PSA: PLEASE MASK AGAIN.

If you stopped masking, it’s time to start again, today. I’m not asking you to stay home, just to mask as well as possible, and do hand hygiene.

In multiple communities all over the USA and Canada, every pediatric hospital bed is full, mostly with babies and toddlers who have severe respiratory infections. It seems to be a combination of flu, RSV and COVID, sometimes more than one at a time in the same child.

We can sort out why this happened later. Right now, there’s an emergency that should be front page news, and isn’t, and the best way to stop it is to reduce the circulation of all respiratory viruses in our communities by masking everyone who can mask, before babies start dying because there isn’t enough care to go around.

Get your current flu shot and bivalent COVID booster if you haven’t already, but also please mask now.

Please do it for the babies! Nov 15, 2022.

[solarpunkcast]

The hospital my friend works at has been filling up with pediatric cases with a worrying amount of “airborne and droplet precaution” cases because of this flu and COVID uptick.

Mask up, stop the spread.

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

If you stopped masking, this is your sign to start again. Please.

[sirfrogsworth]

[kosmogrl]

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[olderthannetfic]

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

[only-tiktoks]

[harte-darrigan-deactivated20220]

[arathergrimreaper]

Retail really be like this tho

[seainthestars]

Here are some of the animated gifs Santa Monica Studios have been putting out for God of War: Ragnarök

Sorry for the quality, tumblr only allows for 10MB gifs & these are quick & dirty rips straight from twitter which were already not great quality to start.

I’m assuming these are made to be used, so go right ahead & save & use however you like

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[funny-tik-toks]

[allthesepurplelights]

i want to add this 🥲

[cosmicboy02]

Tom Nook with some sliiiight tweaks to his design

[kuyuse]

Bowser <3

[alphagodith]

a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies

and of course the classic

[spicecities]

worst thing people did was turn the incredibly personal experience of being lgbt into strict definitions and rules and then ridicule and harass others who don't fit into their neat boxes, as if that isn't what we were trying to run away from this whole time.

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Aunt Mae is going to hear about Colonialism and Intersectionality this Holiday