Yeehaw

Kyle • any pronouns literally just a jumble of random shit that i like and pretty things

[arcanumnyx]

Some people need to fucking unlearn how they speak and treat staff. Healthcare, customer service, hospitality, etc. They are staff. Not servants. You're not some fucking lordling, pipe the fuck down

[icaseybaybee]

[funstyle]

Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal

[frodothefair]

Ernest Hemingway, Islands in the Stream

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[vamplire]

fully sober in the club googling vampires

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[mockva]

This guy's illusions are great

[alexaloraetheris]

[byakuya-mioda]

I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[intercal]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[intercal]

the whole club was looking at worms

[thepurpleglass]

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[segamascott]

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

[meltycure-deactivated20210804]

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

[butchrozanovs]

everyone say thanks emily!!!

[octodaddi]

[brother-genitivi]

THANK YOU EMILY!

[midnight-and-his-melodiverse]

Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling