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[crabs-never-die]

I possess a somewhat fragile constitution when it comes to health, and also when it comes to most other things.

- John Green in Everything is Tuberculosis (2025)

[philokaliko]

chasing a mending book blue axalotl

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[carrotcake-systems]

i just had to after watching the episode lmao

[velvvetcat09]

it was a traumatic experience

[my-darling-boy]

18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[enki2]

[crabs-never-die]

am i still the same ship?

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[imjunebitch]

[crabs-never-die]

you've heard of .rar files now get ready for the much more dangerous .rawr files

[crabs-never-die]

unzipping compressed folders as an enrichment activity

[galaxy-lilies]

his redstone #hisredstone

[salvadorbonaparte]

I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.

[crabs-never-die]

whoever has been praying for my downfall… please stop