_ 𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎 ! . ϟ

it's a grand day out !

[crackinginventor]

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𝐇𝐄𝐘 ! 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎 ! it's  an  indie  /  18+ / sel  /  multuals  only  rp  blog  for  𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄  of   Aardman's  𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐓  invented  by  Savbear  !

est. March 10th 2024 / GBT !

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃:   @crackinglad &  @crackingfluff !

other blogs: @moralpuppet , @ursadolls

carrd . blog . promo

𝐎𝐍𝐄 FIRST AND FOREMOST.  If I ever offend in anyway then please don't hesitate to communicate . I don't always get things right but I will always try to be the best I can be.

𝐓𝐖𝐎  DNI. I don't engage with people who are problematic or present problematic behaviour such as proshipping/pedophilia/incest or you are a terf/ableist/racist/antisemitist or you show any kind of hate to anyone like that . If you see me interacting with someone problematic likely I haven't been informed yet and shall deal with it accordingly as soon as I am informed. I don't support anyone who does any of that nasty behavior and I never will and if you know you engage in such behaviors then please refrain from interacting with me. You're not welcome. Likewise don't bring drama onto my blog. If you see someone problematic here just message me privately. I won't be reblogging callouts.

𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄  FOLLOWING. I'm selective. If I haven't followed back please don't take it personally. If we are mutuals and you decide to unfollow then soft block please otherwise I will see you on my Dash and still think we are mutuals and I don't really want to have to browse a list of followers to check every time I go to interact.

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 VARIANTS. I don't mind variants or to word it better people who play the same character as me !.

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 TRIGGER Warnings for you: Just in case dark themes are explored  I  require you to be 18+ for this reason. Please do not follow if you're a minor.

𝐒𝐈𝐗 SHIPPING . I multiship which means ships don't exist in the same verse here  I won't rp  smut. No. You'll get blocked. Suggestive is fine ! Otherwise I only ship chemistry ! If in doubt ask . 

NOTE ON AFFILIATIONS: the concept to me means that if you’re affiliated with my muse and mine is affiliated with yours that means I consider your portrayal my main and will most likely consider our cannons intertwined. I do not do exclusives as I understand everyone’s portrayals are unique and I am happy to see my friends interact with people who play the same muse/s as me and vice versa!

Likewise if you want to be affiliated and these terms don't suit you , please don't hesitate to speak to me I'm open to discussion always !

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒 :

[crackinginventor]

Starter call ! - multis please specify ! I might ask to plot !

[dogsamadoodles]

wallace and gromit but they’re on a much needed vacation in florida

[crackinginventor]

𝐇𝐄𝐘 ! 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎 ! it's  an  indie  /  18+ / sel  /  multuals  only  rp  blog  for  𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄  of   Aardman's  𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐓  invented  by  Savbear  !

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃:   @crackinglad &  @crackingfluff !

carrd . blog .

[crackinginventor]

Wallace Wallis has appeared! What to do? !  . ϟ Kiss / . ϟ Make them mine  . / ϟ Marry  . / ϟ Embrace

[crownmemes]

Oblivious Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for characters that have a habit of missing the obvious. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"You hide behind your intelligence."

"Are you being intentionally thick?"

"You never could read people, could you?"

"How bad can it be?"

"Even if real human contact is something you don’t have, or even want or need, you should at least be able to see it in other people."

"There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend."

"How do you know you didn't miss something important?"

"Are you saying you want to date me?"

"What people say and do doesn't always make sense."

"You're really not good at reading people, are you?"

"I don't know how to make people like me."

"Is that rhetorical?"

"Forgive me, these things sometimes slip my mind. It won't happen again."

"This actually makes sense to you?"

"Is this some clever practical joke that I'm not aware of?"

"Is that what they say about me now? Paranoid?"

"I've got to warn you, he's lacking in some of the social niceties."

"Are you making fun of me?"

"You really don't know, do you?"

"I'm supposed to show you sympathy?"

"Just because you can't see what's going on doesn't mean no one else can!"

"Am I behaving incorrectly?"

"Was that funny? I never know when I'm being funny."

"I can lie, I'm just not all that good at it."

"I've been out of circulation so long, I've completely forgotten social niceties."

"You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself."

"I'm trying to make people like me. I want them to like me."

"Your not knowing the reason doesn't mean there isn't one."

"I don't quite understand what's happening here."

"If you look the way you do, and you say what you said, you have to be aware of the effect that it’ll have on men."

"How is it, for a man surrounded by women, that you know so little about us?"

"You're much better at this sort of thing than I am."

"Did I do something to anger him?"

"I know you were trying to help, but there are some people who might not see it that way."

"Sometimes I forget that you have such capacity for pure innocence in your life."

"Is that what we are? Friends?"

"Do you know why people are nice to other people?"

"Is there some significance to this action?"

"It's frustrating not to understand something so fundamental."

"Did I say anything stupid?"

"I've been trying very hard recently to get more in touch with my feelings."

"But how does this even make sense?"

"You're really not good with nuance, are you?"

"I thought you didn't have a sense of humour?"

[kuutamosonaatti]

The Wrong Trousers (1993) | dir. Nick Park

[crackinginventor]

/ finally gotten around to my carrd ! It's not fully finished yet but I'm taking a break for now !

[crackinginventor]

𝐇𝐄𝐘 ! 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎 ! it's  an  indie  /  18+ / sel  /  multuals  only  rp  blog  for  𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄  of   Aardman's  𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐓  invented  by  Savbear  !

𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃:   @crackinglad &  @crackingfluff !

carrd . blog .

[crackinginventor]

Ah,  well  ,  this  was  inconvenient  he  had  come  out  to  the  woods  to  be  as  far  away  from  town  as  possible  ,  it  wasn't  quite  late  enough  for  the  moon  to  rise  just  yet  but  he  certainly  didn't  want  to  keep  any  company  . 

Seeing  the  canine (@airxn ) creature  from  a  distance  he  stands  . 

❝   Sorry  to  reign  in  on  your  territory  ,  pooch  ,  this  might  be  a  bit  of  a  shocker  if  you  stick  around  ,  mind  you  .    ❞   By  which  he  means   ...   

❝    I  wouldn't  recommend  it  .    ❞ ┆ starter ϟ

[sophsun1]

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The Wrong Trousers (1993) dir. Nick Park

[rathalascendant-a]

"YOU'RE REALLY CREATIVE, HUH . . ." It only takes a few glances to surmise that. This old fellow had quite the collection of contraptions, all of which amazed and confused her at the same time. Mari is the curious sort, the kind who would look at a lever and want to pull it. A hands-on learner, for better or for worse.

But before her curiosity would get the best of her she simply prods at the mechanical trousers. Her gaze lingers on it even as she follows him, stupified. "Did anyone commission you for these things?"

[crackinginventor]

'  you're  really  creative  ,  huh  '

And  yet  lacks  the  confidence  socially  ,  masking  with  a  grin  he  nods  .  His  eyes  seem  to  switch  over  to  the  robotic  trousers  ,  focusing  on  those  mostly  . 

❝   Oh  no  ,  no  ,  no  .  I  made  them  to  help  me  with  tasks  like  walking  me  dog  ,  or  painting  the  ceiling   !  ❞   He  admitted  .  It  was  a  hobby  ,  a  compulsive  hobby  .  Remote  in  hand  he  shifts  the  joystick  a  little  ,  causing  the  trousers  to  walk  around  as  the  two  of  them  stood  aside  from  it   . 

❝   People  have  commissioned  my  brand  for  security  locks  and  to  protect  their  crops  ,  alarm  systems  when  there  is  a  spot  of  bother  terrorising  the  town  .  And  I'm  always  at  their  service  if  they  need  me  because  this  doesn't  feel  like  work  to  me  .  ❞  He's  more  in  his  element  just  talking  about  inventions  he's  made  it  seems  .    ❝  Would  you  be  interested  ,  perchance  ?  ❞

[crackinginventor]

dashcon update!

[crackinginventor]

Starter call ! - multis please specify ! I might ask to plot !

[bad-facsimile]

been studying this movie a lot and goofing around

[crackinginventor]

@crackinglad !

[healthyfungi]

Just imagine if Aardman Animations co-created Moral Orel. /j

[crackinginventor]

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@dollene sent: ' oh, you remind me of my rod ! he also has a shiny little head. ' :)

𝐖 .┆ 𝐔𝐍𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃 / 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ! ϟ

 ❝  Oh  !   Well,-    ❞   Taken  aback  though  disbelief  is  short  lived  when  the  reason  comes  to  light  . 

 ❝  I  suppose  we  bald  chaps  do  look  a  lot  alike  .    ❞  He  decides  he  isn't  at  all  offended  .  Maybe  he  should  start  a  club  !  Gain  more  friends  ! ... If he did that he wouldn't have time to install that new sheepfeeder he's been working on for Shaun . That ought to stop that rambunctious , little tike from eating his newspaper as it comes through the letter box .