Possibly A Vampire

i might post art

[ash-and-art]

"amab or afab" im alab experiment that went wrong

[valtsv]

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

[valtsv]

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

[ryo-maybe]

You really should reconsider man

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

AI companies

[melonheadfr]

I can't be bothered with a backround

[yespanova]

I love this bastard

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[littleguysunlimited]

I made a Draluc / Pispis plush. I mashed a couple of different patterns together to make him and I'm not super happy with the proportions so I'm gonna try to make another one at some point. Also, he is full of sand

[iwaslabgrown]

Cursed with energy drinks making me very sleepy

[nutbreadys]

Suffering from bad posture and anemia

Inspired by his concept designs hhhw

[iwaslabgrown]

One of my favorite drinks ever is v8

[j4ce-targaryen]

Ford really thought he was lowkey about his crush... (edited so you can read it better)

headcannon inspired by this scene, at the end of "Into the Bunker", because 100% Dipper Pines takes after his grunkle

[bengal-tori]

Can’t believe there’s going to be new Streetlight Manifesto music within these weeks.

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Alright, I know they have stalled and delayed this for YEARS now, but I believe them this time! Tomas has mouths to feed!! All 7 of them!

[chaoticgoblin99]

Dracula was never “allergic” to the sun.

In the original story of Dracula, he wasn’t as strong in daylight but he still walked around.

I hate this whole “vampires can’t be in sunlight” narrative.

Bring back vampires being in daylight and not looking like super models. It’s such a weird thing.

[iwaslabgrown]

I think garlic should be banned

[princessmo]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[iwaslabgrown]

One of my favorite cookie run artstyles is the one they used for witches castle