& GROMIT !

affiliated. sel. priv. gromit of aardman's wallace and gromit. adored by theo. est. 03.10.24

[crackinglad]

# CRACKINGLAD ! EST. 03 / 10 / 24.

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🦴 i.    this is a selective, private, + hc-based roleplay blog for gromit of aardman's wallace and gromit.

🦴 ii.    since i'm an adult, id prefer anyone interacting with this blog be 18 or older ! i doubt there would be any "adult themes" on this blog, this is moreso just a comfort boundary.

🦴 iii.    i’m theo !    i’m a 24 year old butch lesbian that uses he + him exclusively.    i’m in love with the beautiful renée ! i also currently write on @rvrend, @glnnhrd, and @bgtop !

🦴 affiliated with. @crackingfluff + @crackinginventor !

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Happy International Dog Puppet Day!

I invented this holiday as an excuse to draw Gromit and Rowlf hanging out

[crackinglad]

@moralpuppet. He gasps seeing the dog “ howdy lil’guy !” Orel puts his hand out to pat Gromit !

ear perks up at the gasp and exclamation, looking up towards the boy who was so excited to see him. he leans over slightly, he is still a dog at the end of the day, even if he was quite intelligent for a pooch !

gromit lets the boy pat his head a few times before shifting his weight to his hind legs. one paw reaches to firmly shake orel's hand, the other overlapping their handshake.

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been studying this movie a lot and goofing around

[crackinginventor]

@crackinglad !

[crackinginventor]

Last  time  things  had  gone  pretty  out  of  hand  ,   just  like  any  other  time  the  full  moon  had  presented  itself.  Though  ,  admittedly  as  startling  as  most  instances  of  the  curse  are  ,  he'd  ALMOST  forgotten  to  prepare  this  month  .  He  had  just  so  happened  to  catch  sight  of  Gromit'ss  calendar  on  his  way  down  into  the  living  room  and  he  thought  he  had  better  reassure  Gromit  nonetheless  .   

Just  under  two  weeks  was  never  a  lot  of  time  yet  it  would  be  a  nice  medium  on  crunch  time  for  an  inventor  and  his  dog  .   

❝   It's one thing for an invention t'go out of whack , another for the inventor to go completely out of whack me-self , ey , lad ?  ❞    He  would  certainly  refrain  from  experimenting  directly  on  himself  again  ,  that's  what  got  them  in  this  mess  in  the  first  place  so...  around  himself  it  was  ! 

Joining  Gromit  on  the  reclined  arm  chair  across  from  the  beloved  pooch  he  kicks  back  his  feet  onto  the  footstool  . 

❝   Not to worry . I'll start working on some blueprints for the Burrow Sweet Burrow Rabbit Housing Device after a nice cuppa'tea !  ❞

[crackinglad]

gromit slowly nods in agreement at his statement. unfortunately for the both of them, both the inventions and the inventor tended to go out of whack in tandem. nonetheless, if they worked early enough on, hopefully both would remain in tact this time around.

he watches silently on as wallace leans back into his chair, nudging their shared plate of cheese and crackers in his direction. legs uncross as wallace continues to speak, eyebrows raised.

fingers on gromit's paw snap at the mention of blueprints, folding his newspaper to set in his lap. leaning over the side of his chair. he rummages around a stack of the post before pulling out a small sheet of paper.

the paper is unfolded and presented to wallace, finger tapping against it. it's a grocery list with various vegetables to help tide over his full moon cravings. next to it is an illustration of cheese with a question mark by it — seeming to indicate a question of whether getting a surplus of veggies or a surplus of cheese would be best suited for the after effects. a hare hangover, if you will.

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The Wrong Trousers (1993) | dir. Nick Park

[crackinglad]

@crackinginventor. " Didn't think I'd forget now , did you , lad ? "

eyes look up from their paper, remaining wide at the question. head tilts slightly as gaze shifts to the side in doubt. wallace wasn't known for having memory sharp as a tack — thankfully, gromit was there to help remedy that.

still, he's surprised wallace remembered, given the last full moon had gone ... a bit haywire. nothing compared to the first instance with his ' condition, ' though it's obvious finding a right method of going about this was going to take some trial and error. they hadn't expected the issue to be an ongoing one, but what's something a little ingenuity couldn't fix ?

gromit had made a point to mark the full moons on their calendar — wallace having remembered the upcoming date on his own accord without gromit's reminder did assure the dog that perhaps they could prepare ahead of time.

[crackinglad]

pharhaps ? persnaps ?

[crackinglad]

i need to get cracking on this blog ..

[crackinglad]

ohh so sillay ..