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Not to mention most don’t want snakes, and all they ever do is hang out in their enclosure and make no noise whatsoever.

acel1en

The number of people in the notes who think this post is saying “landlords should be charging for kids” and not “landlords shouldn’t be charging for pets” is astounding

anarcho-gamerist

Landlords shouldn’t exist

thenatsdorf

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

soundofthedevilbreakingparole

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN ON THE SOUND

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Americans Respond To ‘What’s The Most Absurd Medical Bill You Have Ever Received?’ (x)

wholelottiered

I got a pretty severe burn up and down the entire front half of my body last summer. The doctors didn’t really know what to do so they gave me some ibuprofen and calamine lotion and basically told me to get lost. Got a bill in the mail the next week for $800.

It makes me mad that I was charged so much, but it absolutely infuriates me that the US healthcare system is so fucked up that, in the grand scheme of things, my bill was practically pennies in comparison to the outrageous amounts that others get charged. That $800 really knocked me on my ass, and I even had to go to tumblr to ask for donations for help with it (thanks y’all, it’s all paid off now <3 ), but for so many people in this country, a medical bill being ONLY $800 would be a blessing, because they get charged so much more for similar situations

bitterbadfem-harpy

Maybe this is because I’ve given up on ever qualifying for a mortgage but a hospital isn’t going to put up the bread to sue you in court over an $800 medical bill and they can’t garnish your wages without first suing you.

You can just not pay it.

Just throw out the notices in the mail, and hang up on the collection callers.

Debtor’s prison isn’t a thing anymore. If they want to try bleeding you over necessary medical care you’re well within your rights to tell them to get fucked and call the hospital’s president if they need $800 that fucking badly it’s not like he’s struggling with bills.

skipplayrepeat

They will probably sell the debt to a collection agency, and they’ve started using shady tactics to get people jailed,

“All U.S. states prohibit imprisonment for failure to pay civil debts, like past-due utility bills or student loans. However, local judges are authorized to hold debtors in contempt of court for alleged failure to comply with orders like in-court examinations or installment payment plans, the report said.

This means debtors may face contempt citations and jail for disobeying court orders designed to satisfy money judgments, not for the original judgments themselves. “For debtors, this technical distinction matters little,” the report said.

In 44 states, local judges are authorized to issue arrest warrants for debtors who fail to make post-judgment appearances in court or fail to provide information about their finances, the report said.

The total number of arrest warrants is unknown because the states and courts generally don’t track them as a distinct category. However, data obtained by the ACLU showed that judges approved more than 8,500 arrest warrants for debt-collection proceedings in three states and four counties during 2016.

The ACLU examined more than 1,000 cases in 26 states where judges issued arrest warrants for debtors, sometimes to collect as little as $28. The report documented more than 20 cases, including some reported by media organizations, in which debtors had been jailed.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/02/21/some-u-s-borrowers-jailed-over-civil-debts-aclu-report-shows/354867002/

Years ago, I also read about debt collection companies suing for money while also taking steps (or not taking steps) to ensure the defendant didn’t show up to court, so the defendant would be found in contempt and a warrant would be issued, but I’m having trouble finding the news article I originally read.

k-eke

Cats.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

WHAT DAY IS IT FOLKS?

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

THE LAST ONE OF THE DECADE !!

official-lucifers-child

Fake nails are ur fingers’ super fancy clothes

mychemicalenby

Nail tuxedos

official-lucifers-child

Excellent, yes

no-chill-at-all

wildlyannoyingdoofus

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

epaulettes

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

moodyehudi-deactivated20180519

lol me too , lady

catchymemes

whybecosplay

Water bending cosplay

cosmic-noir

EXCUSE?!!??

jackalfox

“Ah, Perry the Platypus! I see you found my Goose-inator 3000! As you can see, it turns anyone into a goose! With this I will turn EVERYONE into a goose and finally take over the Tri-State Area! Wait, what are you doing — WAIT OW! OW! STOP THAT!”

everythingfox

Don’t forget to have a balanced breakfast and drink lots of water

misha-kitsune

*sees adorable fox*

:D

*sees gun*

:D *sips water*

lady-raziel

when you act all lovable and cute but in reality you’re about ready to kill a bitch

markiplier

I am going to use this MUCH

etirabys

me, to my housemates, one of whom is a thermal engineer: if someone had hypothermia, is the best way to warm them up ‘spoon them’, or ‘cuddle chest to chest’? I feel like it could be either – spooning is the classic warming position, and you warm up the colder part, but spoon the front and you insulate the skin with the largest temperature delta

housemates: [fervent, serious debate]

me, after a couple of minutes: to be clear, this is for a final fantasy 7 fanfiction scene where my character got really cold, the stakes aren’t high in getting this completely right.

housemate: does the hypothermia exist sheerly as an excuse for the cuddling?

me: that is the only reason hypothermia exists in fanfiction.

bioluminescent-fungus

so i asked my mom’s boyfriend, who is a paramedic, and he recommended that for hypothermia, you cuddle chest-to-chest, BUT if you are digging in to survive a blizzard, spooning is preferable