Friends. Waffles. Work.

Third grade teacher with a blog that is anything but professional.

[crackthesky]

It's my 16 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[mothwriter]

[durbikins]

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Throckmorton:

[swampgallows]

fella are you gonna teach me leatherworking or not

[comrade-omnidroid]

this reads like the beginning to every recipe online

[arianagrandre]

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[thememedaddy]

[dailyflicks]

like father, like daughter

[theempathogen]

[ottermatopoeia]

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[toastbutteregg]

[hoopdogz]

love when pets walk by like they have somewhere to be

[riickgrimes]

#nancy and max y’all are so valid

[gamoraswonder]

#petty and grumpy five year old

[caliro]

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

[velephia]

[obiwan]

#Steven:

[ruinedchildhood]