puppy !

🐾 he him owned!!!

[crankypup]

hello. it is i, puopy.

[hauntingpup]

edging puppy all week so on the weekend you can have mind blowing sex. tie him up, make him cry, overstimulate him so bad he pisses himself, breed him, make him beg, choke him, spit on him... there's so much a puppy will do for pleasure after a week of denial

[crankypup]

neeeeddd 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[saturdnite]

Started getting hard right when the effects of weed start hitting me. You know you have an intox kink when the weed hits your brain and your first thought is to start touching yourself

I am actually a fucking dog, if I had someone in front of me I know I would start humping their boots and doing whatever I can to coherence them into having sex with me. I don’t care what we do my body is a machine that turns pot into a sex drive like no other and I just popped an edible 20 minutes ago

[crankypup]

that extra sensitivity and dizziness when high 😵‍💫 its gone so far to the point where getting dizzy in any scenario gets me a little turned on

[crankypup]

puppy who got used to getting perved on by their owner to the point where they expect and anticipate it, only to lose their mind when their owner stops.

it’s me. that puppy is me.

[crankypup]

humps ur leg as u scroll by

[crankypup]

easiest way to short circuit a good boy’s brain? call him a puppy in THAT voice during casual conversation

[crankypup]

how to take care of a puppy!

taking care of a puppy is hard, hard work.

pet your puppy first thing in the morning. make sure puppy knows you love them as soon as they wake up. puppy will arf arf, this is normal! just pay attention to puppy for an extended while and they should calm down! a healthy puppy will have 1-3 hours of big energy and big emotions. these 1-3 hours are exercise time for puppy, so make sure to exploit it before they get lazy! once puppy is sleepy, puppy will nap. napping puppies deserve blankets. hand your puppy a toy safe to chew on as they settle

the end! a QnA is open for scared and overwhelmed puppy owners :)

[bennyshadow]

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme