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"they say money can't buy happiness. well, neither can being broke,"

[crawfordgoss]

A little birdie told me that rion got over milo by getting under nate

finally! whatever’s going to help everyone move on from this love pentagon or whatever the fuck that was.

[crawfordgoss]

I find it hard to believe that Bianca and Cameron have been roommates this long and haven’t boned yet...

right? they’re both hot as fuck. i don’t see the harm in doing it. but boys and girls can be friends too, i guess...we’ll see.

[crawfordgoss]

why does everyone want in milos pants?

hell if i know, i’ve been wondering that since he came into town. the kid can’t be packing too much.

[crawfordgoss]

milo needs to get over himself

obviously.

[crawfordgoss]

any hot goss tonight?

well, milo still has luna, rion and nate under his control. although, there seems to be a little something going on between nate and rion all of a sudden. sofia is staying at the sinclair house and most definitely banging both brothers. other than that? i’ve got nothing. you guys are always welcome to fill me in on all your goss. that’s what i’m here for...

[crawfordgoss]

cain is so hot... do we think it’s worth the trouble?

definitely worth the trouble. definitely. absolutely.

[crawfordgoss]

Zeus has a small penis

you’d know first hand, honey.. pun intended. 

[crawfordgoss]

we need an update. what's happening around town?

look out your damn window. it’s a wizard of oz reincarnation in this town... no, that’s a tornado, wasn’t it? minus the sharks... maybe more of a crawl part 2... i’m getting off track now. do broke people even know how to swim? i can just see it now, cabin boating down main street...

[crawfordgoss]

two hookups bound to happen SOON!!! lux and zeus. nate and rion.

do you wanna just take over for us here, oracle anonymous? you might be better at this than me.

[crawfordgoss]

zeus and lux should just hook up already

absolutely agreed. it should be absolutely necessary. otherwise i might just have to talk to my colleagues about enforcing it as an unwritten federal law.

[crawfordgoss]

most annoying people around?

you lot are really good at asking the invigorating questions here. insert my very famous eye roll. i truly can’t deal with milo’s facade anymore, lux’s bark seems a lot bigger than her bite lately, luna needs to wake the hell up and see her potential because girl....

[crawfordgoss]

who do you think has yet to show their true colors?

angel, indie, hudson, rion, luna, dare i go on?

[crawfordgoss]

who is the new item that you want to be caught?

if someone doesn’t notice that sofia is dangling her coochie like proper bait over both the sinclair brothers, well, i’ll just scream.

[crawfordgoss]

who’s your least favourite people here?

afraid to tell you that you’re all less entertaining than the ghost that lives in my attic. try again later. 

[crawfordgoss]

this trip is boring so far. people do something.

i couldn’t agree more. you’re alone in the woods, give me some entertainment.

[crawfordgoss]

milo and hailee are getting really close oh

uh oh. i wonder what luna’s gonna think when she finds out about that. 

[crawfordgoss]

who do you think is gonna cause the most trouble at the event?

trouble seems to follow lux wherever she goes, and bella looks like she has it in her to cause some trouble. guess we’ll find out soon enough.