levi-evans:
I’ve made a mistake. I haven’t done any laundry in days, and now I’ve run out of boxers. I can’t go food shopping, commando. I know the way Karen at the checkout has been ogling me, I’m not about to give her any false hope.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but wouldn’t wearing a boxer for the second time be less bad than having no food? I’m sure Karen wouldn’t love you less for it. And while you’re there you could even buy some new boxers. Or do laundry, but I’m sure you considered that solution already.












