if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
AnasAbdin
Show & Tell
ojovivo

Kaledo Art

roma★
Stranger Things

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Keni
noise dept.

Origami Around

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
occasionally subtle
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Kiana Khansmith
NASA
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
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@crawlingonice
When someone offers you food but you’re on a diet.
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
abraham lincoln, 1863
1969 Alka Seltzer “Spicy Meatball” Commercial
Honestly I’ve heard this parodied so much but I’ve never seen the source
I didn’t even know it was a commercial I just thought it was a joke at Italians.
Why aren’t todays commercials like this
Imagine your OTP
Person A and B:*look at each other seductively*
Person B:"Yeah you can have some."
Person A:"Thank yoooou!"*stuffs food in mouth*
for Shirley
Me: *hasnt answered someone in a certain amount of days*
Me: now I cannot reply because it is too late™
My laundry basket is self-loading.
The perks of being a pessimist are that you’re either right, or pleasantly surprised.
Bat