[untexting]

Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

[oddishtea]

Ya she needs to shut up

[neonslowpoke]

[neonslowpoke]

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

fans: “hey JK Rowling! was there ever a trans student at Hogwarts?” JK: “why yas m'huntys her nickname around Hogwarts was… *uses the i’m feeling lucky feature on google* Ms. Evelyn Swordfish and she would twirl and dip down the halls and was a sassy Slytherin! glad you caught on? fans: *eats it up* JK: and… she was black ;) fans: *shit themselves into the 6th dimension*

[autolimit]

[poshwife]

[crayon-grunge]

Everyone I'd like you all to meet Jelly Rowland. Thanks @medusaloux i absolutely love it. #jellyfish #dotworktattoo #tattoo #idontthinkyourereadyforthisjelly #jellyfishtattoo (at Steel River Tattoo Parlour)

[tampire]

These spot the difference games are getting harder

[confessionsofa30yroldtween]

[whatspeaksofter]

Voice of the people

[otherwindow]

This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

[saiasus]

[residentgoodgirl]

[assgod]

Now this is just iconic advice

[isopresso]

[bullysquadess]

ive decided to work in the living room today

lets play a game of “long before Drake gets in my way?”

[bullysquadess]

Minute 1: The coast seems suspiciously clear…

[bullysquadess]

IVE BEEN SPOTTED

I REPEAT. I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

[bullysquadess]

subject did approach but has yet to interfere 

im am cautiously optimistic

[bullysquadess]

six minutes

it took Drake exactly six minutes to get in my way

[curlsaplenty]

He loves you ❤️

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[cryptiboy]

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

[crayon-grunge]

@trixiemattel was one funniest nights I've ever seen. Even better that I got to spend it with @caseykarloff and @jackplastiq #trixiemattel #rpdr #dragqueen (at O2 Academy Newcastle)