🗿 🐿 ⋆ 🐐 🎀 𝓊𝓌𝓊 🎀 🐐 ⋆ 🐿 🗿

ʰᵉˡˡᵒ ⁱ’ᵐ ʰᵃⁱˡᵉᵉ ⁱ ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵃᵗ ᵈʳᵃʷⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ ᵐⁱˢˢᵉᵈ ⁱᵗ ˢᵒ ⁱ’ᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇᵉ ⁿⁱᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ⁽ ᵘʰʰʰ ᵃᵛᵃᵗᵃʳ ᵖⁱᶜ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ⁱˢ ᵇʸ @ᵐᵃˡᵗᵒʳᵃ⁻ˢᵖˡᵃᵗˢ / @ᵐᵃˡᵗˢ⁻ᵃʳᵗ / @ᵐᵃˡᵗʸˢqᵘⁱᵈˢ ᵘʷᵘ ⁾

[omgsavemeddd-deactivated2018102]

its so crazy that some people dont like their brown eyes….. u puppy eyed bitch…. u better appreciate them….. golden hazel in the sun….. dark void ass eyes….. brown eyes lookin like the soil after the morning rain…… i lov u all u beautiful people… brown eyes r everything

[capacity]

Why are you single

I literally don’t leave my house and I don’t talk either

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Nintendo Announces Upcoming DLC Details for The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild!!!

The Dark World- An entire second map the size of the regular world with all new quests!

The Triforce Quest- A new main quest featuring the classic icon within the new “Great Pyramid Shrine” dungeon!

Two New Divine Beasts- Vah Gamerah based on the form of a turtle, and Vah Umbertus, based on the form of a walrus!

All New Weapons and Armor- Including the “Guardian Buster” sword, the “Bust Guardian” shirt, and the “Proton Pack” which can trap those pesky wizzrobes!

Mini-Games- “Waffle Making” and “Snot Rocket Distance!”

Unlockable Playable Characters- Ganondorf, Zelda, and Samus!

A “Nude Code”- By popular demand for Prince Sidon!

New Main Bosses- Including “Soilblight Ganon,” “Leafblight Ganon,” and the horrifying “Fusarium Ear Blight Ganon!”

Two New Runes: “Flame,” which can burn any substance in Hyrule, and “Guilt,” which makes enemies feel really bad about trying to hurt you, sending them into despondent hours of self contemplation and regret!

New Sheikah Slate Features- Including solutions to shrines in the “Sheikahpedia” and the words “Don’t Panic!” inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover!

Cars- Purchase and maintain cars with which you can drive across the plains of Hyrule. Customize your tires and paint job, keep an eye on your gas meter, and register your license plates with the Hyrule DMV! (75 Rupee surcharge per form filed in Lanaryu)

Mod Abilities- Including the ability to turn all Bokoblins into Macho Man Randy Savage!

Lent- Observe Lent by abstaining from meat for 40 days of game time!

[lordgroose]

[crayoniel]

Happy birthday 🎈🎉 🎊

Thank you!!!!!

[fvorget-deactivated20170628]

Name a more iconic trio. I’ll wait. 

[crayoniel]

H APP Y BI RTH DAY

THANK YOU ANON ❤❤❤

[crayoniel]

😢😢😢

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THAT MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD IS GONE IM IN TEARS

[jestersexual]

when u remember club penguin is closing today and is gonna be repalced by a shitty mobile version

[pizza-pops]

y’all i was in the middle of dancing when club penguin fuckin ended 

i was doing so well too :^(

[salanaaar]

club penguin dies today…

here’s to the unadopted pookies here’s to the spambots for the club penguin army here’s to the pretentious members here’s to those that have played for years here’s to the newbies here’s to the frozen-obsessed roleplayers here’s to the members begging for likes here’s to the people who sent random friend requests here’s to herbert here’s to klutzy here’s to aunt arctic here’s to gary here’s to rookie and jet pack guy here’s to rockhopper here’s to all the penguins that helped us along the way

here’s to club penguin

[midnightmoodyblues]

Sorry mom, I can’t go to school today. It’s a national holiday. 

[okwithmediocrity]

Today we see the end of an era. Today the 29th day of the 3rd month of the 2017th year common era Club Penguin was taken offline. Rest In Peace Club Penguin. [Insert funeral music]

[ateeztism]

RIP Club Penguin 2005-2017

[kiyotakamine]

Together, we can build an island, create a community, change the world… and even tip an iceberg. Waddle on.

[wonderstruck]

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

[pink-inkling]

A compilation of squints from the Testfire.

[pink-inkling]

Edit: Now with 20% more squint!