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The definitive version of the callout document on Kittycorn, the creator of the webcomic Sparklecare Hospital
this will not be an exhaustive list of my ideas for every silly sickness in the original but it'll include my ideas for side effects and causes and stuff like that
The Uncommon Cold:
I already talked at length about this one so have this
Glows-a-lot
It’s still obtained from glowrbs. The illness mainly affects mucus glands like in the nose. The bioluminescence is caused by microscopic plankton/bacteria (like that glow in the dark beach) so getting it in your nose can introduce glowing bacteria cultures into it and basically makes your snot glow!
Goopy Guts
This’ll be hard lol
It’s basically a game of conversion. you ingest the unfiltered jlorb jelly and unfiltered stuff has germs in it. I think that there is a type of bacteria exclusive to only inside jlorbs, the jlorb excretes a vaguely fruity-tasting thin layer of slime that turns into a jelly-like substance due to exposure to the elements, which is then harvested. The bacteria on the inside basically has the task of “convert stuff into slime to be excreted,” so if they get into your bloodstream they start to convert your blood into something thicker. It’ll start showing in your eyes too since they’ll turn the color of whatever jelly is being pumped through your veins. The pH is no problem since its still your blood so its still a healthy pH level, the thickness is the problem.
I think this would cause frequent aches due to blood being stopped up in some areas where there’s a lot of veins.
Candy-coughs
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It isn’t actually orange juice. It’s just very bilious fluid.
This is a callout post on @/frosty-burny-felony or @/asterciphercat (Others included, under read more) they’re pretty big in the Sparklecare Community and they’ve been grooming me for the past months and I can’t stand by and let them do that to anyone else in the near future. TW for sexual content below this post. I promise it’s bad.
I’ve been harassed, taken advantage of, used, all the fucking lingo in the book, but you three. You three have caused me so much pain. I genuinely wanted to not do this, to break away and give you three peace. But, that isn’t the right thing to do. Especially since I’m the one that apparently 'needs help' according to Spooky, another partner around the age of 18 that I was dating
That just ticked me off, more so the fact you two think you’re in the right. There’s still someone you’re dating that is in my age gap. That person is Maddie, the only partner I was public about, being around 16 and running the @/msketsukane1225 blog. (In comparison to this, Ci and Spooky are 20 and 18 respectively, me and Maddie were both 16)
Fucked, right? They’re still dating Maddie like I mentioned, and I tried on and off again to get in contact with her, that last chance to fix a wrong I made, but. That didn’t seem to have worked.
Noelle is a victim of grooming. I was a victim of grooming. This post was made to tell my side and provide context to what the hell happened to me in the past month or so.
Here’s more information revolving around Ci, more screenshots that go to show how must of a sex pest they are to be getting it down with a sixteen year old.
If this doesn’t prove my point yet. Then I don’t know what will. Get rid of them. I only wish for Maddie to be okay.
Honestly do we even know why Cuddles made himself look like a rabbit??
Personally my theory is that Cuddles stole those limbs from the original owner of the Hospital and stole their identity basically. The hospitals good reputation had to come from somewhere after all and it would explain why people trust it so much to begin with.
Like I don't exactly think it's him transitioning (in all honestly though I don't think KC would do that with reboot Cuddles 😭) but I think the idea of it is pretty cool.
Another thing to note is that if it was him transitioning the wiki (and his card which I would've shown if the website wasn't down) it probably would've referred to him as a rabbit instead of a naked mole rat.
It just hit me and the other crits that Sickov was retconned from being Transmasc to cis. KC why would you do this what made you think that was a good idea??? Literally what was the point of making him cis they've could've just stayed Transmasc.
This is just straight up erasure atp and it really upsets me the lack of respect gender identities that aren't transfem get in this comic.
yah true i actually remembered she was a cis guy before then got turned into a cis woman im not insane guys i promise /silly because as far as i remember she went from cis guy, transfem, to cis woman
YEAH its like. So weird that sly can literally never get a break from kneeby. like shes a living sex joke and stroke is (assumingly also one too because “STROKE the dragon cox”) its okay everyone i own sly and she runs away with carl and is happy and out and stroke is transfem again 🐶🖤🤍 /silly
i was just thinking about this but i really wish kc never told us about like endgame barruni
not because of the ship but because it's not interesting anymore when barry or uni get up to shenanigans yknow? you know they have plot armor so now when there's like some intense scene it's really boring because you know it's just for show? like the readers don't need their hands to be held you don't have to tell them everything
also kc can't help but spoil things and it just kills the experience sometimes like we know more about the comic from just the tumblr alone?? NOT the actual comic itself?? (i dont mean the tws + cws those are important and good!) IDK it's weird and if this actually gets published people are gonna be so lost since kit usually has to explain things after each volume because kit can't show that in kits own comic for some reason like there are so many retcons and additions that haven't been seen in the comic idk good luck physical book readers
just thinking about why i even decide to read this comic ig im waiting for it to get better
I honestly wish we weren't told Barry and Uni survive, because that would've made the surgery scene so much more impactful. Who knew if KC was bold enough to kill off her main character in the first chapter? In fact, some scenes would've been a lot more intense and impactful if we weren't warned of certain things. (Such as v4 not having any serious harm, because that scene where Uni locks herself in her room would've been perfect as a way to bait readers into assuming the worst, as well as when Doom was lit on fire).
One of the flaws KC has with writing is spoiling plot points for no reason. But it's not too big of a deal considering a lot of other writers deal with it too. Some writers get too excited to keep secrets about their writing, which is simply a flaw they can work on. The main problem is that KC does this too much compared to other writers. It's one thing to leak something that happens, it's another to basically erase any tension while reading because you assured the audience nobody will die.
You know, one thing I always noticed about most Sparklecare fans is that they will not hesitate to run into oncoming traffic for the ZCP, including KC herself. They see all and any criticism as "harassment" and try to pit harassment against any critic or anyone who DARES speak bad about KC, which includes blowing random criticisms out of the water as an attempt to make said critics look bad.
It feels, I dunno, manipulative? It was somehow easy for KC to pit people against her critics and have them send death threats and attempt to doxx them (which would be a whole different story if a good chunk of critics weren't minors) all because they say something negative about Kneeby and kit's creations. It's also quite embarassing that a good chunk of these white knights are adults whom will find it needed to harass minors into keeping quiet on their opinions.
It's disgusting really, how people need to make these anonymous critic blogs in order to make their statements because if they put it on a public main they'd be torn to shreds. I've seen this happen with multiple people both here on Tumblr and on Twitter. It's interesting how KC is able to pull some strings to have people bounce on her dick like this.
Let's not also forget to mention how severely parasocial most of these white knights are, acting as if KC even cares about them more than just her audience. KC doesn't know who most of kit's audience is, and yet you're sitting here defending squeak tooth and nail as if she'll come out of the screen and pat you on the back for it. You're not going to be let into the ZCP solely for defending kit, nor will you get any other achievements except for other white knighters egging you on, and you will be seen as nothing more than a bully. From what I've seen from screenshots of the new fancord, they'll immediately twist words, jump to conclusions (immediately assuming vulgarity = hostile) and use words incorrectly (such as, you guessed it, "parasocial" and "harassment") all to get some wild point across.
And for those who defend kit tooth and nail and personally have a relationship to her, it's very easy to tell they're enabling kit's behaviors both as a bad author and all of the tantrums she publicly threw because of criticism. Real friends wouldn't try to say you're perfect in every way and enable your bad behaviors, real friends will point out what's wrong and guide you into becoming better. Now, just because they're enabling kit doesn't mean they're automatically bad people, because you can enable someone and not even realize it. But those who see no problem in enabling kit even after it was pointed out are very morally grey.
KC also apparently sees no problem with the fact that her white knights will harass and bully critics over the smallest things, especially since she refers to critics as "the horrors" and will ignore criticism until it blows up in her face and kit has to do something about it to make squeak look a little better (her suddenly making Barry fat again and her retconning Eve's abuse to Sly, to name a few examples).
Even though Uni's eyes aren't completely gone in this au, things still don't go well for her.
TWs: suicidal ideation + following through, graphic descriptions of self-mutilation, vomiting, suicidal thoughts, permanent disfigurement
[I don't write this often but this has a HEAVY warning for all of it.]
As Uni lay in her bed, she thinks back to how she even got to this horrid place. As much as she hated recalling it, the reason for coming here had been a suicide attempt. She still remembers the night she went. She was in her room. Desperately scratching at her wrists until she could hook onto her artery and finally end the constant torment, the name-calling, the thoughts of being othered. She had to be held back by her dad in order to get her to stop trying to continue. Her wounds didn't heal instantly this time. After all, she herself was part unicorn, and only unicorns can do damage this bad to themselves. She still remembers the feeling of endless spurts of blood gushing from her gaping wounds, her body trying to keep itself alive and not die of blood loss. She didn't reach a main vein but she still destroyed many in the process. The feeling of how the very air of her room made her open gashes sting. The feeling of how lightheaded and clammy she felt when she finally passed out from pain.
When she woke up, she was in a hospital bed, with none of her family in sight. At first, she didn't recall what even landed her in the hospital, but the memories came flooding back as soon as she saw the new stitches in her wrist. As much as she cursed herself out for being so emotionally weak to even attempt to end her own life (and not even do it right), she quickly calmed herself down. This was just for the injuries. The blood loss has been taken care of because her own biology prevented her from dying. This would all be over when she healed. As soon as she healed, she would be back with her family.
That was 3 years ago.
It was 6 in the morning, almost 30 minutes before the hospital came to life. She couldn't sleep the entire night. Her mind kept her up, but not with the usual thoughts that eventually made her fall asleep, like listing all of the facts that she knew about her favorite video game series to herself. This time, it was a single thought that got louder and louder the more she focused on it.
This is it.
This is where you're going to die.
She wanted to pick any thought, but it was the only thing she could think of.
This is where you're going to die.
No.
"... No."
If you're going to die here, at least let it be by your own hands. You had no control over any factor of your life. You didn't choose to be the daughter of a unicorn. You didn't choose to feel like a stranger in your own body. You didn't even get to choose which hospital you would be sent to. If the only thing you can control in your life is your own death, then so be it.
At least let it be your choice whether you die now or later.
Uni sat up from her bed, almost robotically, like she had a purpose to fulfill. There was no one else in her room.
She gets up and gets in front of the bed, kneeling down in front of it, a similar position to the night she was admitted. The large window in front of her cast moonlight on her form, almost a like spotlight, as she planned her own escape.
Now how to do it.
Uni thought emotionlessly. She wanted to try her wrists again, but her 1st attempt made her nerve endings more sensitive there now. It might hurt even more, and she might not even stay conscious long enough to finish. There were no sharp objects anywhere in her room. There were no ideas left that would fit her current situation.
That is until she realized.
Her eyes.
She could rip them out. The eyes are a direct line to the brain. If she manages to make it past the eyeballs themselves, she could jam a claw into whatever spot and it would end whatever pain she would otherwise be feeling, physical or otherwise.
It was perfect.
Seemingly out of desperation, she holds up her paw to look at it, shaking and trembling uncontrollably. She then lifts her other.
After a few seconds of realizing that she's going to do this to herself, fresh tears start spilling freely from her eyes, and she leans down and starts to sob.
Apprehension. It's okay, you felt like this the first time, too. The pain will be momentary if you're quick about it.
After a few more seconds of crying, she sniffles and takes a deep breath. She lifts her hands again, the shaky moonlit silhouettes wobbled with the tears still clouding her vision.
She wipes her eyes and forces herself to keep them open. She stuffs the bottom of her gown in her mouth to muffle herself.
This will be the only thing you'll get to control in your life.
She takes in a sharp breath before plunging her fingers into her eyes, claws first.
She lets out a muffled cry as the nails finally hit her eyes. During her first attempt, she was at least able to will herself to let her pained noises out as wheezes or harsh breathing. Here, her cries didn't stop. They didn't lower in volume. Someone will definitely hear her.
You can't quit now. You have to keep going.
She flexes her fingers and has to keep herself from falling over as her arms get shakier and less precise. Every slight shake moved her arms and she could feel her stomach churn every time her eye movements fought against her hands, causing them to slide against her eye sockets, completely soaked with tears. Her eyes stung as they were exposed to the sterile hospital air, something that should never be touching them at all.
You have to keep going.
The pain was getting unbearable. She felt on the verge of vomiting on herself. The gown dropped from her mouth, causing drool to spill from the lack of care to swallow it. She could feel something warm trickle down her arm, and she was unsure if it was blood, tears, or aqueous humor. Her thoughts were absolutely feral and pain-induced, her drooling mouth now taking on a snarling shape as she tried desperately to fight through the pain that stood like a barrier between this place and escape. The eyeball was barely out due to a natural suction that was keeping it in the eye socket, a little too well. Her muscles were too shaky to keep going and were only making it more difficult. The moist surface of her eyes was making this more difficult.
You have to keep-
Uni unlatches her hands from her eyeballs, clutching at her head as they slide back into their natural position, her stomach lurching at the feeling. Uni pants and breathes heavily, her gaze fixed on her gown, noticing the spots of red and clear liquids that now covered it. The moon's spotlight bounced off them and made them appear to glow, so she could see every single error she made.
She loses her balance, wincing hard as she falls to the hard, linoleum floor. She clutches the side of her head that hit the floor, starting to cry more fresh tears. Her body was shaking so hard. She could hardly think. She felt so cold. Her head felt so warm. Her throat burned as pure bile rushed out of it and onto the tile closest to her. She coughed. She starts crying harder. It hurts. It hurts too much. She starts to feel... tired. She just needs to sleep. Just sleep and this'll all be gone in the morning. This is just a bad dream. The pain will be more manageable in the morning.
The only thing she could feel before she passed out was the feeling of warm liquid trickling from her eyelids and turning her vision red.
Thi s is wh er e y o u'r goi g t o d
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Doom sighs as he clocks into his shift at the hospital. 6:30 A.M. was at the crack of dawn for him. He was never a morning person, but the Doc would quite literally wring out his neck if he was any later. His sister, Mood, is right behind him.
As he goes to check on Uni, as is expected of a patient's nurse first thing in the morning, he notices how quiet her room is. That was rare, especially for Uni of all people.
"PURPLE ONE, IF YOU'RE STILL ASLEEP I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BRING A BUCKET OF WATER HERE AND WAKE YOU UP MYSELF."
No answer. Not even a tired groan. This was getting strange.
Doom unlocks her room door and steps inside.
"PUR-"
He sees it. The pool of blood blooming from her head, a pool that's only starting to get bigger. The pool of vomit in front of her. Her gown spotted with blood. Her seemingly lifeless body. His heart seems to stop and before he knows it, he's already crouching over her body, checking for any vital sign, any breath, any sign that she's still alive. He rushes to the closet and grabs a stethoscope. He flips her and she limply complies. He places it on her chest. A heart murmur. Shallow breathing. He carries Uni down the hall to an operating room and pages Dr. Funfetti, hoping to Tears that somehow they're awake by now.
"PAGING DR. FUNFETTI WE HAVE A DAMAGED PATIENT FROM AN ATTEMPT AT THEIR OWN HANDS, PAGING DR. FUNFETTI"
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Uni wakes up. She's in her room. In her hospital bed. Still in the hospital. She had a small headache when she opened her eyes, but nothing seemed too different. Well, one thing was different. When she opened her eyes, she realized that her vision was still somewhat blurry. Okay.
She rubs her eyes of all signs of sleep. It's still blurry.
Okay.
She feels her way to the closet to get a clean rag (what she thinks is a rag, anyway) and washes her face thoroughly in her bathroom. She dries off.
Still blurry.
Now she starts to panic.
How long would she be like this? What if she'll never see again? Why would she even attempt something like that in the first place? Will she even get help in this lifetime?
Her racing thoughts stop as she sees the blurry shape and colors of a bracelet on her wrist. A new bracelet. With new colors.
It looked... bright yellow. With a red sticker on it?
hey mods, what do ya think its the worst sparklecare volumen? (1-4)
I believe that it is very evidently Volume 4, it was incredibly over hyped with a payoff that was the equivalent of receiving a joke gift that you cannot use on your birthday not to mention the amount of sex joke scenes that make it feel like a teenager wrote out this volume instead of an actual grown person. It is an abhorrent and utter mess and if this is what I should expect more of in the future, then I do not know what to say to such about an unsightly wretch of a comic volume - Mod Sunny
in my opinion (keep in mind i havent read volume four personally) i think volume 3 was the worst volume volume three was sort of a slog to get through and i felt really bored and i never felt like reading volume four and part of that was i never got hyped up like my friends because i wasnt on socials for kits overexaggeration of it all -uni
personally I think volume 4 was the worst with the amount of sex jokes but ALSO volume 3?? honestly there was no plot flow and I got very disappointed with it. the whole structure between vol 3-4 was unorganized and honestly not as hype as it was meant to be. it like...actually feels like someone weird wrote the entire thing. like how was this written??? via bullet point? what?? but that's my hot take nothing much honestly. -📎
i've made an entire post about how v4 sucks, so i think it's obvious that i answer with v4. however, there were moments in v3 that dragged it down as well (uni pining after barry, barry pining after polly, doom pining after uni). i understand that they're some of the main ships, but they feel out of place and like they're interrupting the actual tense story beats (they could've been placed somewhere else). also the side patient introductions went on for way too long since they were all bunched up together. despite all that, the overall story arc of the social workers coming makes v3 be a better volume than v4 -- at least v3 had things that matter happen in it. -mod polly 🧊
v4 is bad, i agree with the other mods- it has to be the worst of them. v3 at least has significance. i don't know why kitty seemed so obsessed with there being a "breather volume". nobody asked for it. the writing was bad, the pacing was sloppy and overall the entire volume was unneeded. if it wasn't made, nothing would have changed. -mod hemera
Short response, but v4, no contest. I have nothing to say about how shitty it is without reiterating what other mods have said. -🧪
I feel like a LOT of the other mods will agree with me saying that V4 is the WORST!! out of the currently released volumes. 😿 Every joke in it feels like cheapp potty humor and it was the HUGEST let down of the century when it was advertised as this insane pinwheel of a volume just for it to be “Barry has a wet dream!” :/ the ending(s) just add insult to injury..-🧁
THE WORST BY FAR HAS TO BE V4 BECAUSE OH MY GOD WE DID NOT NEED TO SEE THE PUPPETS FUCK AT THE END!!! THE CHARACTERS IN THAT VOLUME WERE WATERED DOWN SO TERRIBLY THAT IT GENUINELY PISSES ME OFF. -🐁🩸
I agree with everyone else that v4 is the worst. It would’ve had the potential to be a good volume if it weren’t for all the weird sexual scenes. - 🐞
I want to know if there’s anything about the main 4’s designs you think you’d want to fix. I’m curious but I’m also making some headcanon designs and I’d love some inspiration
GIVE POLLY A CANE. please. i beg of you. aside from that, i'd say take uni's goggles/glasses off and give doom a better outfit. for that matter, give uni a cane! erasing a canonical disability with magic bullshittery is downright ableist. -mod hemera
i can't really say anything about their designs despite being pretty art savvy myself, unfortunately. i just wish everyone wasn't so BALD. it's like....idfk...like someone removed all the fur from an animal. but for designs in general i just wished they were fixed enough for at least the animal breed to be identifiable. (ANOTHER NOTE IS THAT I MISS CARRIE'S STRIPES PLEASE I WANT THEM BACK...) -🚬
i dunno i mostly agree with the above except in cc why is polly wearing heavy cotton(?) clothes like i know shes cold but think if someones gonna do the sopping wet thing he could try to get clothes that wouldnt soak up the condensation or at least a layer between the clothes and condensation of plastic for comfort yknow - uni
I would probably change Caroline’s stripes back to the v3 design OR break dooms nose. 🔪🔪 watch out rat -🧁
DON'T BREAK MY NOSE PLEASE /J
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS THO I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT SO MUCH AND DOOM'S SHIRT SHOULD HAVE A SKULL PATTERN ON IT!! IT'D ALSO LOOK COOL IF HE HAD EAR PIERCINGS TBH. -🐁🩸
