[dutchster]

[beautyandthepriest-deactivated2]

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

[analyticalsenshi]

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

[420moshdad]

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

[420moshdad]

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

[armandyke]

“do you have a boyfriend yet?”

“when are you gonna get a job?”

“what are you gonna do with your life?”

[awesome-picz]

Spilled Food Turned Into Beautiful Art By Giulia Bernardelli

[dothrakcitybitch-deactivated201]

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

[crayonscanmeltonus-blog]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[ahoymilady]

matt and frank’s relationship: a summary

[elektranatchois-deactivated2016]

matt: okay so who is fucking murdering people in hell’s kitchen?

frank and electra:

[magnoliatenenbaum]

Daredevil | parallels → 2.05 vs 2.08

[seismicactivities-deactivated20]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being rich and famous is like having cheats enabled in a game. It’s exhilarating and fun for a bit, then you get bored, do crazier and crazier things and soon you stop playing.

[piecomic]

[piecomic]

Tbt

[shanology]

I’ve grown to really like my scenes with Scarlett. Something about that relationship, because I don’t think it drifts into a romantic place. I think it’s a place where we each just need somebody. She’s kinda been a loner for a long time and probably avoided friendships for professional purposes. And I had no friends because I was frozen. And now it’s like a really nice brother and sister bond. There’s some nice scenes in this one.

Chris Evans

(via shanology)

“I had no friends because I was frozen” 

(via brandnewfashion)

[crayonscanmeltonus-blog]

me watching parks and recreation: working in government is fun and will lead to lifelong friendships and great change for citizens!

me watching veep: working in government is terrible and will make you hate everyone and prove change is impossible!

me watching west wing: working in politics is honorable and courageous and will let you interact with the greatest and most heroic people in the country!

me watching house of cards: working in government will get you murdered!

[euclase]

A dot Ham, drawn in PS.