[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Two. Gulpin. Tuesday. You know the drill by now.

[breathing-tutors]

if you like s/t/e/v/e/n u/n/i/v/e/r/s/e every character from killing stalking hates you

[slimegirlandroid]

tending to my pet anarchists. going into their solarpunk themed enclosure and spreading packaged medicine around in bushes for them to naturally gather. refilling their stock of grain discreetly so they think it all comes from their garden sized wheat field. I spot one and she hisses at me and calls me an authoritarian tankie but i make cooing noises and offer zines as treats and she lets me pet her

[squeakitties]

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[vampiregirlestrogen]

why is the angel on your shoulder agreeing...

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods

[lesbianlongsword]

god forbid a woman do anything

[onlinebeast]

This is a ‘glench’ and

This is a ‘glench’ and it is so small that you can’t see it

[adding-girls-to-posts]

This is a ‘glenchgirl’ and

This is a ‘glenchgirl’ and it is so small that you can’t see it

[freshfreshsalad]

[faggot-rat]

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[cryptotheism]

Do you think Plato could've taken a cave hyena

RAW STRENGTH: Cave hyena wins

PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE: Also the cave hyena

[flareonfloof]

tooies is green which means any location is a valid place for her

[shortcircuit908]

can this be learned...

[daylights-rain]

girl. you dont have to learn it. You're already green and can be validly placed

[shortcircuit908]

i can be validly placed...

[flareonfloof]

tooie can also be validly placed

[shortcircuit908]

wow... can this be learned?

[daylights-rain]

girl. you don't have to learn it. You're already green and can be validly placed

[flareonfloof]

i have been placed in hell

[shortcircuit908]

wow... can this be learned?

[flareonfloof]

don't ever forget tooie

[flareonfloof]

it's vitally important that you don't ever forget tooie

[flareonfloof]

i can still hear her too too tooing...

[dragongirlsweetie]

im green

[flareonfloof]

she's literally green, you can't ever forget that

[flareonfloof]

you didn't forget, did you? you can't forget

[dragongirlsweetie]

tooie too too!

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

shes green

[alligator-with-a-top-hat]

Maytroid day 17: Admire