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I’m like if a beautiful girl existed on tumblr space #thatsit

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What happens if you poop in a bidet?

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My parents are making me a fool by association

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Life could be worse, you could always have a boyfriend who posts CapCut videos of his underwhelming truck to nickleback

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Americans are talking very loudly at the table next to me

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Sometimes I feel like a 20 year old British boy trapped in a girls body

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My dad just shushed me

Ay I’m talking here!

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My feet are more athletic than I am

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Is it racist if Christopher Nolan makes the only two black women in the movie the angriest….

Yes.

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I can’t wait to be on the ocean

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I dislike house music

Just thought I’d put that out there

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Wake up:

Panic

Mid day:

Panic

Go to sleep:

Panic

Wake up middle of the night:

Panic some more

[crazybitchbjonk]

I have the anxiety of a Vietnam war veteran right now

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Rome affirmations:

- the heat isn’t getting to me

- hot coffee doesn’t make me feel sick

- I love 35 degree weather

- eye contact with every man I see isn’t getting to me

- I feel super safe

- sleeping with one sheet doesn’t make me feel exposed

- my parents are super calm and collected

- I love that the heat brings out the smell of piss on the streets

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It’s so humid in the Rome airport

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To whoever decided to open their tuna salad as soon as we stepped foot on the plane, count your days

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I’m experiencing some pre flight anxiety

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I do not find the word caca funny.