Eja @dangerinella - Tumblr Blog

Lacross, segue, pipeline, finance. - pope Leo XIV

If only I was legitimately good at skateboarding. Then I my life would be fulfilled.

Alanis is going Calculoco

Me when I be laughing at reels alone at midnight. “Oh hahaha”

Sleepy eepy shookimimimi. This is the chant I sing when I can’t sleep. Say it with me now!

In Calgary extremely sober.

Just ate the largest ice cream known to man. Life is good.

I will do the splits. If you see me peer pressure me into doing the splits.

I’m out here finishing my project at 1 am! Who wants to talk about the political and economic state of the world rn?

Just did a sumersault and then passed out. I’ve lost my edge.

I mourn instagram flip side regularly. Are we joking. I can’t believe that they took that away from us.

It’s me and my diva cup against the world

hell is sitting at a table while a teenage boy mumbles in the lowest monotone voice about how much he drinks #speakuporshutup #getahobby

Dammit. It’s a full moon. Full moons ruin everything.

Lowing my cortisol by extracting loose tongue syndrome

I don’t mean to toot my own horn…

This app is like twitter without the political ramifications, and you know what..

I’m McLovin it

Eja