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"I must say...My days in this world are...Numbered...Right? Right...Holly?"
SOB.
[Suddenly the TV screen switched from Brinley to Sara crying. Alfonso raised an eyebrow and just stared. 'Why would she be crying over someone like me?'
Then again, he should be asking that same question to Brinley as well.]
Somewhere...
[...In a white void of space, there laid a body. His clothes were tattered, his eyes held no color. A bloody smile was still present across his face. In front of this body was an LCD TV where there was nothing but static present on the screen.
After a few more minutes of silence passed, sounds of coughing came from the man. No one could tell if he was staring up or if he was just unconscious. The man sat up, clutching his chest in pain.
Oh. That's right. Holly Clean stabbed him. She was planning to kill Brinley next.
Alfonso stared at the TV screen. It instantly changed to Brinley who was asleep on a bed, safe in Goodman's arms. Celia was sleeping soundly between their feet, curled up in a ball. Alfonso chuckled softly to himself and slowly closed his eyes. Maybe this was where he was meant to be?]
A small note from Tortellini's Queue.
Dear everyone,
I'm going after Brinley's mother. I'll most likely die from trying to take her only weakness away from her. I'll probably never see any of you again.
Brinley, don't you dare cry (ah who am I kidding you're just going to do it anyway).Â
Beware of The Albino Crow.
-Forever deceased,
Alfonso TortelliniÂ
theprofessionon:
crazyboss replied to your post: âŠ.The albino crowâŠ.
YourâŠMotherâŠ.[Alfonsoâs voice sounded awfully raspy.]
âŠAre you alright? [Brinley didnât trust Alfonso Tortellini at all, but he was still concerned about his health.]
N-N-Nope...I'm dying, Brinley...You'll never see me again....I'll never smell the scent of lilacs ever again...
I'm going to the place where your father is....Â
Alfonso Tortellini: Incapacitated by The Albino Crow.
hollyclean:
Congratulations, Alfonso Tortellini. [She giggled.]Â Mixed feelings with people distract you, supposedly the toughest hitman in your former organization. That is why you are a ghost now.
[She grabs his arm and took out her hand hidden in her other pocket. In her grasp was the real dagger of fatality. It glistened much more brighter than the fake that was still in Hollyâs chest. That sickening grin was plastered on her face once again and the color in her eyes returned.]
You deserve a prize for getting the right answer, Alfonsie.
[With all the strength she had, Holly tugged Alfonso forward and lodged the blade right into his chest. Using his pet name was about to take her down memory lane, but that would only distract her.]
[Everything went in slow motion. The people outside the alleyway, the sounds of cars beeping, music playing, the stray and wild animals that rummaged through the trash...Everything.
Alfonso Tortellini actually agreed with Holly Clean. His mixed feelings distracted him, they really, really did. If it wasn't for them, he would have been able to take advantage of her and turned the tables. But...She knew. She must have known about him...Now he'll get the chance to rest in peace, but this is not how he wanted it to end.
Memory lane consumed Alfonso's brain once again, but it wasn't about his college sweetheart this time.
It was about Brinley.
A small teen dashed out the back door of a mansion and ran for the streets. It was a quarter after two in the morning and it was raining. The street lights were on, but it was dark and dreary. No place for a 13 year old boy to be outside.
But the boy didn't want to go back. He was tired of everything. Tired of his mother depriving him of a wondrous life. Tired of having to watch people have fun behind the screen instead of being a part of it. Tired of being invited to birthday parties at school but never being able to go nor being able to convince his mother to lend him some money so that he can at least give the birthday boy/girl a present to compensate. Tired of having to get rid of a stray cat or dog that really needed a home. Tired of his own mother not wanting to spend time with him.
He went into a dark alleyway, crouched down, and wept. At this point he didn't care about what happened to him. Why should it matter? His mother hated him and the feeling was mutual. The rain seeped through his clothes and made his short hair stick to his skin.
Footsteps were heard from a distance.
The thoughts of apathy were washed away the moment he heard them. Already cold from the rain, the boy shivered and began to cry again.
The footsteps became louder, and louder, and louder. Finally, they stopped - and so did the rain.
"Oi, kid. You shouldn't be out here, where are your parents?"
The man held an umbrella and crouched down so he was at his level.
"M-M-My fa-father is dead and my m-mum doesn't love me anymore..." He felt like crying again.
"Ah..! Don't cry." He watched the man take off his trench coat and wrap it around his shaking form. He took a hold of the umbrella again.
"What's your name, kid? I'm Boss."
"B-Brinley C-Clean...."
"Hmm...I see..."
A short pause.
"Hey Brinley, can I ask you something?"
Brinley nodded.
"What would you say to working with me? As an apprentice?"
"An apprentice?"
"Yeah, an apprentice. I'll fashion you into a cleaner in no time."
"A cleaner?"
"A hitman, son."
".......!"
"I only ask people that have no place left to go, though. Judging by your reaction, I'd say you'd want to back out. So I'll go."
Alfonso gave Brinley the umbrella and then began to walk away, not caring that his clothes got soaked. He was just about to turn the corner when he heard a faint "W-Wait....!" from the alley. He smirked and turned around.
"What is it, kid?"
"I'm 13 years old, I'll have you know."
"What do you want?"
"What do hitmen fight for?"
There was an even longer pause this time. Alfonso looks up at the dark sky, then mumbles "Justice."
Even though it was all a part of Holly Clean's plan, Alfonso Tortellini smiles wryly for he was fond of the memory.]
To my dearest Alfonso Tortellini: You should probably start running now.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
hollyclean:
âŠ..
[Holly Clean slowly stood up from the ground and reached forward to grab a hold of the arm that held the dagger of fatality. She pulled it forward and in an instant the dagger went straight into her chest, directly in the opening of where she stabbed herself earlier.]
I wonât die unless it goes through my chest, Einstein.
[Alfonso was about to stab Holly as she stood up but then stopped when she pulled his arm forward and lodged the dagger deep into her chest. It went in deep, she could die, why was she doing this!?]
NoâŠ! Why did you do that!? Oh noâŠOh noâŠ.NoâŠâŠNoâŠ..!
[He grit his teeth. Did Holly really want to die? This didnât add up.]
[Holly gently stroked the handle of the dagger, smiling.] Â Oh Alfonso my dear, you really are a fool, arenât you?
[She hid both hands in her coat pocket and just stood there, her eyes still rolled in the back of her head. This was her favorite part of killing people: seeing them freak out. Holly just casually watched Alfonso before pulling out one of her hands from her pockets and walked forward.]
Alfonso, Alfonso, AlfonsoâŠYou shouldnât care for someone like me. Love/hate relationships are always so stressful. Do you know why?
[She motioned for him to look at the dagger in her chest again.]
[No, no no no no no no...! At that moment, Alfonso began to reminisce of the times where he and Holly were together in college, the days before Johnathan ruined everything. They were happy, they were always talking about starting a new family, starting everything anew, having children, growing old together. It was a farce, but Alfonso's feelings weren't.
He weakly looked at Holly, tears coming from his eyes. His emotions were pouring out but he had the look of a bitter old man.]
Why...?
[He stared at the dagger in her chest again and froze. The dagger's handle was red on one side and mahogany colored on the other. The sapphire gem-coated butterfly and crow on both sides began to glisten in the dark alley.]
..A....F-Fake...!?
To my dearest Alfonso Tortellini: You should probably start running now.
hollyclean:
âŠ..
[Holly Clean slowly stood up from the ground and reached forward to grab a hold of the arm that held the dagger of fatality. She pulled it forward and in an instant the dagger went straight into her chest, directly in the opening of where she stabbed herself earlier.]
I wonât die unless it goes through my chest, Einstein.
[Alfonso was about to stab Holly as she stood up but then stopped when she pulled his arm forward and lodged the dagger deep into her chest. It went in deep, she could die, why was she doing this!?]
No...! Why did you do that!? Oh no...Oh no....No......No.....!Â
[He grit his teeth. Did Holly really want to die? This didn't add up.]
To my dearest Alfonso Tortellini: You should probably start running now.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
[Alfonso dodged when Holly was arms length away, sidestepping her with his arms behind his back. With his free leg, he lifted it up as high as he could and with one sweeping motion, brought it through her head.]
I told you. You canât do anything to me. Iâm a ghost.
[The moment Alfonsoâs leg went through her skull, Holly Clean felt her whole body stop. The crimson color in her eyes disappeared. She fell down to her knees, dropping the dagger of fatality.]
âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..Â
See? What did I tell you?
[Alfonso began to solidify his body. He could be touched, but was still transparent. He then began to step forward to pick up the dagger. He knew it. This woman was really nothing but a spoiled brat that didn't know what she was doing. She was no hitman. She wasn't exactly fast.
Nor smart...
He pointed the dagger at her head.]
Move and this dagger goes right through your skull. Enough games.
To my dearest Alfonso Tortellini: You should probably start running now.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
[Alfonso took a step backwards. This wouldnât be the first time that he had encountered someone dangerous in his life, but shit, it was Holly. His soulmate. ThisâŠHe just couldnât kill herâŠAs much as he hated her right now, he still loved her. He wanted her to just not get in his way.]
âŠSorry for ignoring your orders, my dear. Maybe if I wasnât so hung up on killing Brinley, I would obey. But unfortunately for you, you reproduced a demon spawn of your bitch of a husbandâŠ!
Oh, and one more thing, isnât that coat a Jean-Paul Gaultier original? Sure got your blood caked all over it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
SILENCE!Â
[One of the most infuriating things that Holly Clean has ever had to experience was getting blood on her expensive designer clothes. The first time it happened was a few years ago and it was by accident. Johnathan was no longer alive and Brinley was in his bedroom. She was in the kitchen, looking for something to eat. The floor was slippery after being mopped but the caution sign wasnât put up anywhere. The maids usually did that.
Not that day, unfortunately.
Holly Clean slid on the slippery floor and slammed stomach first into the counter, conveniently next to the knife holder. Thanks to her flailing her arms she, and the knife holder full of knives of all sizes, fell onto the floor. Two of the knives fell out and cut her in the left shoulder and the right arm, tearing the $3,000 dollar floral shirt.
It could have been repaired, she had the money. But, no. She went batshit and started screaming. The maid that was in charge was fired - but almost lost her hands for Holly chased her around the house with the two knives that cut her. Fortunately for Brinley, he was taking a nap.]Â
Why did you have to bring that up!? I was just doing perfectly fine not knowing that my $2,876 dollar trench coat wasnât stainedâŠ!Â
[Holly charged forward.]
[Alfonso dodged when Holly was arms length away, sidestepping her with his arms behind his back. With his free leg, he lifted it up as high as he could and with one sweeping motion, brought it through her head.]
I told you. You can't do anything to me. I'm a ghost.
To my dearest Alfonso Tortellini: You should probably start running now.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
hollyclean:
[Holly turned around, sneering at him once again, holding her chest with her right hand. The blood was seeping through her scarf and coat.]
âŠLikewise, Alfonso.
[Her left hand went into her pocket and just stayed there. Her former cream-colored skin was now an unnaturally pasty white color but her eyes and lips maintained a crimson hue. She eyed him warily.]
Something you wanted to talk about?
You should already know what I am about to say to you, HollyâŠ
[His voice was rough, his tone menacing. Alfonso knew that following this woman was dangerous. She had already given him a warning about interfering with her plans before and never had he once took her lightly. Earlier, Alfonso was torn between interfering with Holly Clean and just letting her do her thing. If he did the latter, all that would needed to be done was to pull up a chair and get some popcorn for the scene would play itself out.
But then Alfonso wouldnât get the sheer pleasure of killing the poor sod himself. Brinley Clean was his prey, you see. He enjoyed seeing his former apprentice squirm. His death one could say is an added plus. The ability to immobilize and kill people was grand, but he didnât do it often. In fact, sometimes he was unaware that he was walking through people until it was too late.]
âŠJust hand over the dagger of fatality already. It has no place in the hands of a spoiled brat such as yourself.
Once Iâve made my mind up, Iâm not going to change it, Alfonso. I believe I have told you not to get in my way, and I also believe that I also gave you a final warning.
[Holly withdrew her left gloved hand from her pocket. The blade looked exactly like Brinleyâs only that there was a crow engraved onto its red handle. The shadows of the alleyway soon consumed her and all that could be visible was her silhouette and bold demon-like red eyes. Her pearly white teeth now showedâŠShe was grinning from ear to ear.Â
She took one step forward.]Â
[Alfonso took a step backwards. This wouldn't be the first time that he had encountered someone dangerous in his life, but shit, it was Holly. His soulmate. This...He just couldn't kill her...As much as he hated her right now, he still loved her. He wanted her to just not get in his way.]
...Sorry for ignoring your orders, my dear. Maybe if I wasn't so hung up on killing Brinley, I would obey. But unfortunately for you, you reproduced a demon spawn of your bitch of a husband...!
Oh, and one more thing, isn't that coat a Jean-Paul Gaultier original? Sure got your blood caked all over it. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wandering.
hollyclean:
[Holly turned around, sneering at him once again, holding her chest with her right hand. The blood was seeping through her scarf and coat.]
âŠLikewise, Alfonso.
[Her left hand went into her pocket and just stayed there. Her former cream-colored skin was now an unnaturally pasty white color but her eyes and lips maintained a crimson hue. She eyed him warily.]
Something you wanted to talk about?
You should already know what I am about to say to you, Holly...
[His voice was rough, his tone menacing. Alfonso knew that following this woman was dangerous. She had already given him a warning about interfering with her plans before and never had he once took her lightly. Earlier, Alfonso was torn between interfering with Holly Clean and just letting her do her thing. If he did the latter, all that would needed to be done was to pull up a chair and get some popcorn for the scene would play itself out.
But then Alfonso wouldn't get the sheer pleasure of killing the poor sod himself. Brinley Clean was his prey, you see. He enjoyed seeing his former apprentice squirm. His death one could say is an added plus. The ability to immobilize and kill people was grand, but he didn't do it often. In fact, sometimes he was unaware that he was walking through people until it was too late.]
...Just hand over the dagger of fatality already. It has no place in the hands of a spoiled brat such as yourself.
Wandering.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
hollyclean:
[A woman in an olive green trench coat was walking the dark streets of Los Angeles with her bodyguards. They were looking for Brinley Clean and they werenât going to stop at nothing to get him.
Holly Clean looked at the tracking device. It appears that giving a certain somebody that strawberry jam didnât work. The tracker must have fell offâŠDamn. It was in the sewers now and the location it was at prior to that didnât leave her or her bodyguards any clues. They moved on, weaving through the crowds of people that still didnât want to sleepâŠ]
[Alfonso wasnât too far from Holly and her bodyguards. He quickly followed her, making sure to âblend inâ with the crowd, despite dazing/killing people when walking through them.
âNo, HollyâŠYou will not smell the scent of lilacs todayâŠ!â]
[At the sounds of people whispering âAre you alright?â and falling over and soft cries and âoh my godâs, Holly Clean abruptly turned around. She faintly saw a tattered fedora hat belonging only to one person that she knew.]
âŠIt appears that an unlucky poltergeist wants to die today.
[She mumbled low enough so that her bodyguards couldnât hear her. Really now, the head honcho finally shows herself and now there were more interruptions arising on top of the fact that her tracking device plan was foiled with. She motioned for her bodyguards - all fifteen of them - to enter the nearby bar and wait for her in there. Holly backtracked and darted into a nearby alleyway and waited.]
[Alfonso noticed that Holly was coming back and paused. She entered the dark alley. Cautiously, he followed her and stopped when she just stood there, not saying anything, being eerily silent. He tugged his fedora over his eyes and began to speak.]
...Nice seeing you again, Holly.
Wandering.
hollyclean:
[A woman in an olive green trench coat was walking the dark streets of Los Angeles with her bodyguards. They were looking for Brinley Clean and they werenât going to stop at nothing to get him.
Holly Clean looked at the tracking device. It appears that giving a certain somebody that strawberry jam didnât work. The tracker must have fell offâŠDamn. It was in the sewers now and the location it was at prior to that didnât leave her or her bodyguards any clues. They moved on, weaving through the crowds of people that still didnât want to sleepâŠ]
[Alfonso wasn't too far from Holly and her bodyguards. He quickly followed her, making sure to 'blend in' with the crowd, despite dazing/killing people when walking through them.
'No, Holly...You will not smell the scent of lilacs today...!']
Oh, a new follower.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
Donât do anything to Brinley.
Sorry, but the whole plan was originally my idea. I want to be the one to kill him with my own hands. You were just merely a pawn in the whole game. You should already know this, seeing as how I am in Los Angeles instead of London.
I always get what I want, Alfonso. If you get in my way, I will stab you with this dagger.
I'm a ghost, Holly. That won't work.
Oh, a new follower.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
YouâŠYou didnâtâŠ!
 Didnât do what, dearest Alfonso?
The dagger. YouâŠStabbed yourself, didnât you!?
âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ. You canât prove that. Besides, its still in the custody of the police. Now why would I go there, stab myself, and risk getting caught, Alfonso? Hell, why would I even kill myself in the police department?
âŠThatâs just stupid.
Because you have the other dagger. Whatâs the point in having the dagger of immortality when youâve already given it its purpose? And now that you have the only thing that can kill you for good in your possession, youâre completely safe from harm.
 Ever the smart one, arenât you?
Don't do anything to Brinley.
Oh, a new follower.
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
hollyclean:
crazyboss:
YouâŠYou didnâtâŠ!
 Didnât do what, dearest Alfonso?
The dagger. YouâŠStabbed yourself, didnât you!?
âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ. You canât prove that. Besides, its still in the custody of the police. Now why would I go there, stab myself, and risk getting caught, Alfonso? Hell, why would I even kill myself in the police department?
âŠThatâs just stupid.
Because you have the other dagger. What's the point in having the dagger of immortality when you've already given it its purpose? And now that you have the only thing that can kill you for good in your possession, you're completely safe from harm.