The Creature´s Residence

Trinkets, Perchance. Visitors must hand in a three days notice before arriving at my mountain lair.

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So. You‘ve touched the X in the corner of the ad. Let’s play a round of roulette, shall we?

17 black you say? Sorry, seems like you’re gonna get sent to the app store regardless. Idiot.

Better luck next time lmao

What an idiot.

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Btw, where are the first twenty schizoid men??

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Why must life feel so

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Istg mono blue players are just modern day vampires...

These little bastards revel in my misery more than anyone else I´ve ever met.

I don´t even think they like mtg, they just like inflicting pain on others and every time I have to fight one of these fuckers I just imagine a mosquito sitting on the other end of my table, greedily sucking away at my limited life force. I´ve lost three years to them already.

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Hmmm, the irrevocable call of the prairie tempts once more… I shall answer, perchance.

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I hate that taking drugs is conflated with maturity, like no babe, you’re still just 16 the fact you ruin your lungs doesn‘t change that. At least wait until your frontal lobe is fully developed smh my head…

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The absolute JOY I get by uploading an item for 69.420 Roubles on the flea just can’t be put into words.

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No, Tumblr-Ads, I do not want to lose 25kg in a few days. I actually enjoy not being whisked away by a stiff summer breeze.

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need me a partner who can handle allat whimsy

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Right-wing media??

Call that a Kirklejerk

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My faux petroleum lamp shorted out the other day and tried to burn our house down, all I can say is… be strong little one!! You‘ve got the power of the ancients in you!! (,:

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The species of Pringles® and why they shan´t be categorized as ´Chips´

As we all know, crunching on a Pringle® can be rewarding. Although it is a common misconception, Pringles® are not Chips, but taxonomically Crackers. To elaborate, let´s go into the difference between our two divergent paths of subspecies, while the ´Chip´ is most often seen as a fried or baked piece of pure potato, a ´Cracker´ is dough formed and dried into whatever shape the heart desires, which is where we get to the core of the matter. Pringles® PLAYED US FOR FOOLS long enough by classifying their product, wrongly might I add, as a ´Chip´ EVEN THOUGH the Pringle® consists of baked dough, rather than a pure piece of potato. This zoological wrongdoing can stand no longer I say.

Thank you all for listening. Perchance.