Istg mono blue players are just modern day vampires...
These little bastards revel in my misery more than anyone else I´ve ever met.
I don´t even think they like mtg, they just like inflicting pain on others and every time I have to fight one of these fuckers I just imagine a mosquito sitting on the other end of my table, greedily sucking away at my limited life force. I´ve lost three years to them already.














