modest pickle

countryhumans will save us all | 18+ | artist | she/him

[crazycutepickles]

i like 2019 countryhumans so much, even if my headcanons are very different i will always pay respects when needed. Germanys design is perfect, and perfection is hard to improve 😉

[crazycutepickles]

theyre mad ugly tho

[crazycutepickles]

i like 2019 countryhumans so much, even if my headcanons are very different i will always pay respects when needed. Germanys design is perfect, and perfection is hard to improve 😉

[amedyne]

This was a remake of this picture by @3BOD12 on deviantart

"Jordan is happy" is the title

[crazycutepickles]

Im so happy too

[zimpk]

Egypt🇪🇬

[crazycutepickles]

hellloooo ohmyy gosh Egypt 🥹 ah!!!!! so gorgeous art

[sequelsmorga]

that moment when it was js gonna be a slight touch up but I got a bit carried away

his name is Fredie and he wants you to donate 5 billion to his poor and very much (not) in need back account

ithink ilikeit gng

anyways

guys he's from Georgia isn't that awesome

and I definitely didn't do that so I could make a stupid fucking joke no sire

[crazycutepickles]

He makes me feel violent..... AH! AH! IM SO HAPPY!!!!

[sequelsmorga]

"another one 🗣️"

i should make a design for the machine/artificial lungs tbh. anyways hi. I need him aughhhhh 💔💔💔💔💔

[crazycutepickles]

OHH MY GOSH??? OH MY GOSH!

[crazycutepickles]

Tie germeny up...

oki.

[crazycutepickles]

bugs when you die

[ezicorifl]

Самые пиздатые

[crazycutepickles]

Im gonna get freaking emotional. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[ezicorifl]

[crazycutepickles]

My sweeeeeties!

[crazycutepickles]

please draw rusame business men...? also do you ever think germany had luxurious hair?

[crazycutepickles]

Do u support my illness?

[crazycutepickles]

Why do I stick around??

You are the ones who destroy each country you touch, each culture.

The CH fanbase shouldn't be okay with you shoving it into our faces.

Sincerely

a very pissed TR headmate <3

[crazycutepickles]

I like your russia, or would that be russette?

hm a crazycutepickle historian... yessss girly russia mm mmm moaning mmmm

[crazycutepickles]

i didnt miss u dude 😭 u never stop acting like a jew and ur rusger is bdsn slop

i yam 🍠 who i yam 🍠....and who i yam 🍠 is a lovely little friend

btw this is the second time an antisemite ran to my ask box the second i return from a long hiatus. it does not bother me but i wonder why you stick around

[crazycutepickles]

can we see some more rusger from you? Maid russy? 👁👁

put him to work...

[crazycutepickles]

Can I get a happy Germany with a plate of sausage?

ofc my cat friend!