Not crazy, thanks

Coco Weaselton-Scott. Do strippers get dental? Rp blog. No affiliation with R. Williams.

[crazyfor-coco]

All packed and ready to go... not left to the night of for once in my life.

[crazyfor-coco]

[text] Your ass had better be on school grounds.

[text]: actually no, i’m at the grocery store looking for healthy food colouring???  do you need something?

[crazyfor-coco]

[TXT MSG]: was the ambulance for you????

[text]: Nope, all’s good over here. Have you heard anything?

[briaswoons]

lovelovelove you guys!!!!!!!

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! FROM ME!!! PLEASE READ!!!!

I don’t know most of you very well, or at all, but I feel like we could all do with some pick-me-ups so I did my best! Hope these make your day a little bit better!

@heyqueen-angie

You are always super confident and know what you want!

@quarterback-dec

You are probably one of the sweetest people I have ever met in my life so don’t ever change!

@omgitz-emma

You are an amazing cheerleader! You can light up the whole room when you try!

@lawsof-harley

You are super driven and that is amazing! I hope you get everything in life you are looking for!

@thebest-ella

You are a born leader and that makes you special! Thank you for always being amazing and knowing where you are going!

@joshy-mcfly

Your movies are always amazing and your dedication to your art is inspiring! Keep up the good work!

@yaya-dollabills

You are not ashamed to be who you are no matter what anyone says, and that is awesome!

@tj-inprime

You give amazing hugs and are a precious sweet bean!

@mspresidentbillie

You have an amazing smile! Don’t let anyone get you down!

@wolfgang-lenz

No matter what happens, you are always an amazing friend to those around you! That takes a special kind of special!

@flava-ava

You always put other people’s happiness in front of your own, which is super kind and selfless! You are A M A Z I N G!

@captain-teddy

I know you have a rep but you are also really smart and nice when it comes down to it! You are doing amazing, sweetie!

@rosiestateofmind

You really know your way around people, and it makes me super happy when you use those powers for good!

@levis-laws

You are always there to help people out when they need you, so thanks for always being there!

@finn-forthewin

You’ve had some bad luck in the past, but you’ve never et that keep you down! Thanks for being so tenacious and awesome!

@readysetreid

You are smarter than people give you credit for, so keep up the good work!

@prettyboypres

You make some pretty amazing music! I am sure you will go far in life!

@cherish-cece

You are a free spirit! Thank you for keeping things interesting!

@kai-siddiqui

You are super mature and are able to keep your head in a sea of crazy. Thanks for being a rock!

@gamerqueen-nikki

You are super resilient and take things in stride! You are super inspiring!

@dean-of-xavier

Thank you for being a fun loving, unpredictable person!

@nico-creedential

You are witty and it is awesome! Thanks for keeping us on our toes!

@skip-to-my-tallulah

I love that you are super confident and independent! It is nice to see girls out there like you!

@lupefitz

You are a firecracker and I love it! Never let that fire die! You’re awesome!

@honestlycharlie

Honestly Charlie you are a precious bean who deserves all the love in the world! So never change!

@crazyfor-coco

YOU ARE JUST AMAZING! You have a great energy and a really pretty face! Love you!

@thesciencemay

You are the best mom friend anyone can ask for! Thank you for dealing with my brother! You are the bestest!

@eliotoffstage

You are an amazing actor and I hope you make it to Broadway! Also thanks for biking! Yay for being ecofriendly!

@kickinitwithkhatri

Thank you for all the puppy pictures! You are the true soother of souls!

@betterwithphilip

You! Are! QUEEN!

@e-z-frontline

You work super hard and have a great work ethic! I hope you get to where you want to go in life!

@cassie-marie-here

You are like the gentle giant! Except not so giant! You are super sweet and I wish you well!

@jjameson-onthe-rocks

You are super feisty and bounce back from everything better than before! I love your spirit!

@bringin-savvy-back

You are super smart and you have amazing hair! You are the full package!

@jax-layintrax

I know people say your band sucks, but I think you guys are pretty awesome! Keep up the good work!

@king-prestoniii

I still don’t understand how people can be so good at sports, but you are amazing! Congrats on getting into Columbia on the lacrosse scholarship!

@stellaar-stellaa

Your instagame is always on point! Also your dedication to your sister is amazing!

@veevee-8

You are always and forever my favourite person to share ice cream with!

@justonechris

I am pretty sure you supply 90% of Algernon’s school spirit! That is amazing!

@livelaugh-lorelei

My fellow hopeless romantic! Thank you for sitting with me through all the sappy movies and gushing about hot guys together!!!!

@spacekace

You are super affectionate and I love hanging out with you! You are amaaaaaazing and I looooove you!

@downunderdustin

You are anamazing mom friend! Thanks for being there whenever life gets hard!

@boppinbrianna

MY NAME SISTER! You are amazing and tiny and smol and I love you!

@ga-vin

My dance fraaaaand! I love you I love you I love you YOU ARE AMAZING OK?!

@xviinus

Your acting skills are suuuuuper on point! And so are your eyebrows!

@poeddietry

You are just an amazing human being and I love you and want to keep you!

@gin-kinokino

You have no fear! It is amazing! You are amazing!

@dem-witted

I wish I was as artistic as you! Keep up the good work!

@mari-annastrench

Thank you for always standing up to bullies! It isn’t easy but you do it amazingly!

@itsgennydavenportbitch

The fact that you want to work in pediatric trauma is super admirable! I hope you make it and make a difference!

@emmybear-lance

You are a dog dad and that makes you a good person by default! Also congrats on A&M!

@english-roses-and-ivy

YOU ARE CUTE AS  BUTTON PLS STAHP! Except don’t, because amaaaazing!

@mister-musicman

Your music is like an earworm! It is amazing! I hope you do well at Julliard!

@carter-ashworth-blake

You are a really good brother! And good brothers are hard to come by!

@rinathemagicdragon

You have no fear and are unabashedly who you are! It is pretty cool!

@zach-attack-lawrence

You are super protecive and loyal! Never change that about yourself!

@codewildnyx

You are a good friend to the people you are close to, which is super admirable! Also congrats on Julliard!

@robinyoublind

You break the dumb jock stereotype spectacularly! Smart, good at what you do, and nice! Keep it up!

@ryxie-remix

Your djing makes any party! Keep it up and I am sure you will make it big!

@ob-knox-ious-brodown

You are an amazing friend to your bros and that is super important! Thanks for being a good person!

@raleigh-bug

You have the cutest accent I have ever heard in my life! It is amazing!

@the-ax-man

Whenever you cook something it always smells super amazing! You’ve gotta share your recipes!

@mati-themad

You are the kind of person who gets knocked down and then gets right back up again, no matter what! It is super admirable and I hope you never lose that!

@noahbabezos

You are super outgoing and friendly and I love that about you! You never make anyone feel like they are on the outs!

@wyattwho

You are a tough cookie! You keep going no matter what, like the little engine that could!

@countoncash

You are an adorable mascot!

@dammmmmndaniel

Uh, you are the best brother ever!!!!!!

@kazusays

You are a really hard worker, especially when keeping your friends in line!

@michaelstrippeddown

You are… very lively!

@swimmingwithwolffs

You have the most amazing resting bitch face!

@khaledplays

You are really good at getting people out and about in nature!

[crazyfor-coco]

Awww thank you. You’re the freaking cutest.

[robinyoublind]

Guess who got the scholarship to their school of choice.  @crazyfor-coco Still up for going to see my parents this thursday?

[crazyfor-coco]

OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! And of course I’m still up for it. I want your parents to love me!!!!!!!

[crazyfor-coco]

Rob [text] Hey, I'm flying out to go see my parents next week. Plus, there is a school near them I'm touring. Did you want to come with me?

[text]: Wait, are you serious?

[robinyoublind]

[text] Nah.  Thought I’d pull your leg and leave you here. [text] YES I’M SERIOUS! I fly out next Thursday, not tomorrow, and come back that Sunday.  

[crazyfor-coco]

[text]: Well it could have just been an awkward way of being like “Ima be outta town for a bit”???

[text]: Lemme check that there are no games that weekend. What school are you looking at???

[robinyoublind]

[text] It’s not.  i actually really want you to join me.   [text] And the local community college.  

[crazyfor-coco]

//Coco is typing

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[text]: I don’t have any games, so why not?

[text]: Are they offering you anything for football?

[robinyoublind]

[text] No, but they have a really good program for what I want to go into.   [text] I want to be a lawyer, by the way.   [text] I’m hoping to Get into Boston college on a football scholarship though . Still waiting to hear

[crazyfor-coco]

[text]: Do you really? That's actually really cool. You'd be good at it!

[text]: I’m sure you’ll get into Boston. They’d be stupid to turn you down, with your grades and the sports thing you’re exactly what a school should be looking for!!!

[lawsof-harley]

well, guess i have to learn italian.

[crazyfor-coco]

OH MY GOD HARLEY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD DON’T LEAVE ME BUT I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU AHHHHH COME BACK AND VISIT ALL THE TIME. OH BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE KAZU ON LIKE A ROMANTIC GONDOLA RIDE OR SOMETHING. ITALY IS V ROMANTIC THIS CAN WORK IN YOUR FAVOUR I AM GOOGLING THIS FOR YOU.

[kazusays-blog]

I passed the New York City Civil Service Exam! So now I just need to get my credits at the Bronx Community College (just got accepted) and then I am well on my way to becoming a cop like my parents! I’m so happy!

[crazyfor-coco]

You’ll be arresting the rest of us and letting us off easy in no time

[michaelstrippeddown]

I got accepted to Shanghai Jiao Tong University. Damn. I thought my application got lost in the mail…

[crazyfor-coco]

Outsmarted by Pencil Guy. Make your mama proud, master that kegstand.

[swimmingwithwolffs]

I GOT INTO THE UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND WITH MY BESTIE! I AM SUPER STOKED!

[crazyfor-coco]

I am wounded, Shiloh. I thought we had something special. Congrats! Your dad will miss his sole ally against me family!!!!!

[crazyfor-coco]

Rob [text] Hey, I'm flying out to go see my parents next week. Plus, there is a school near them I'm touring. Did you want to come with me?

[text]: Wait, are you serious?

[robinyoublind]

[text] Nah.  Thought I’d pull your leg and leave you here. [text] YES I’M SERIOUS! I fly out next Thursday, not tomorrow, and come back that Sunday.  

[crazyfor-coco]

[text]: Well it could have just been an awkward way of being like “Ima be outta town for a bit”???

[text]: Lemme check that there are no games that weekend. What school are you looking at???

[robinyoublind]

[text] It’s not.  i actually really want you to join me.   [text] And the local community college.  

[crazyfor-coco]

//Coco is typing

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[text]: I don’t have any games, so why not?

[text]: Are they offering you anything for football?

[robinyoublind]

[text] This is more of a personal interest, honestly.   [text] Football is the dream, but I am keeping my options open in case I damage anything.  

[crazyfor-coco]

[text]: Because it's close to home?

[crazyfor-coco]

Rob [text] Hey, I'm flying out to go see my parents next week. Plus, there is a school near them I'm touring. Did you want to come with me?

[text]: Wait, are you serious?

[robinyoublind]

[text] Nah.  Thought I’d pull your leg and leave you here. [text] YES I’M SERIOUS! I fly out next Thursday, not tomorrow, and come back that Sunday.  

[crazyfor-coco]

[text]: Well it could have just been an awkward way of being like “Ima be outta town for a bit”???

[text]: Lemme check that there are no games that weekend. What school are you looking at???

[robinyoublind]

[text] It’s not.  i actually really want you to join me.   [text] And the local community college.  

[crazyfor-coco]

//Coco is typing

//Coco is typing

//Coco is typing

[text]: I don't have any games, so why not?

[text]: Are they offering you anything for football?

[crazyfor-coco]

Rob [text] Hey, I'm flying out to go see my parents next week. Plus, there is a school near them I'm touring. Did you want to come with me?

[text]: Wait, are you serious?

[robinyoublind]

[text] Nah.  Thought I’d pull your leg and leave you here. [text] YES I’M SERIOUS! I fly out next Thursday, not tomorrow, and come back that Sunday.  

[crazyfor-coco]

[text]: Well it could have just been an awkward way of being like "Ima be outta town for a bit"???

[text]: Lemme check that there are no games that weekend. What school are you looking at???

[crazyfor-coco]

Rob [text] Hey, I'm flying out to go see my parents next week. Plus, there is a school near them I'm touring. Did you want to come with me?

[text]: Wait, are you serious?

[robinyoublind]

what would your tinder profile say?

My profile would redirect everyone to a website that says “Taken by the most beautiful princesa”.  @crazyfor-coco

[crazyfor-coco]

I like that answer ;)

[crazyfor-coco]

Have you ever gone a full day without wearing underwear?

Nope. Too freaking vain.

[crazyfor-coco]

[text] COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO

[text]: NIX NIX NIX NIX NIX

[text]: Also great profile picture

[crazyfor-coco]

codewildnyx:

[text] come over, I can help you with the math.   [text] We should make it a thing to set weekly dinners.  I’ll have Ryx living with me in NYC so you’ll get to see her from time to time too.  

[text]: I would never subject you to math

[text]: YES YES YES I AM LOVING THIS

[text]: Just gotta figure out wtf I’m majoring in.Oops/