Jake Puckerman

I'm Jake Puckerman, younger brother of THE infamous Puck. I'm a senior at McKinley High and almost eighteen years old. I'm taken by the flawless Marley Rose and a proud member of New Directions. Hopefully you'll see me at NYADA next year!

[littleballofsunshinexo-deactiva]

You can all thank Jake.

I’m coming home to Lima.

[crazylegspuckerman]

Finally!

[thevalentinalopez]

… Well, then. So many people..

[crazylegspuckerman]

I noticed that, too.

[crazylegspuckerman]

Really, Mom?

[t-shan14]

…Sounds like my mom haha

[crazylegspuckerman]

Good or bad thing?

[crazylegspuckerman]

Really, Mom?

[juliet-wilmerton-deactivated201]

She is obviously over tired then.

Unless she had coffee..

[crazylegspuckerman]

Hard to tell, she laughed up to bed like right after it happened, so.. I'd guess overtired. 

[crazylegspuckerman]

Really, Mom?

[juliet-wilmerton-deactivated201]

A drunk parent?

[crazylegspuckerman]

Not even that! She had to work super late and close for somebody and apparently somebody asked her for coffee and she couldn't say no at midnight? I can't even right now.. 

[crazylegspuckerman]

Really, Mom?

What kind of parent gets a laugh out of creeping into the house in the middle of the night and nearly get her head tee'd off with a metal bat? I mean, damn..

[rose-puckerman]

You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing “Let’s be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly”

[crazylegspuckerman]

t-shan14 said:Maybe it’s a full moon??

Do those usually last a long time or something? Because I'm not talking about a one night type thing...

[crazylegspuckerman]

The fuck is going on around here?

[xnomessinwithroxiex-deactivated]

People are fucking cray cray. I’m sure the water in Lima is fucked up.

[crazylegspuckerman]

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if it was contaminated and everyone started turning into zombies like a really shitty Slither sequel or something at this point. 

[crazylegspuckerman]

The fuck is going on around here?

[the-only-puckasaurus]

Maybe they’re having a bad day.

[crazylegspuckerman]

More like a several people having a bad week..

[utuututututu-deactivated2014020]

Jake, hey, listen, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking up for me in Glee Club. 

[crazylegspuckerman]

The fuck is going on around here?

[the-one-that-doesnt-belong]

A lot of shit has happened this week and I don’t understand most of it myself.

[crazylegspuckerman]

I should just only briefly pay attention like I usually do..

[crazylegspuckerman]

The fuck is going on around here?

[the-only-puckasaurus]

Welcome to tumblr, little bro.

[crazylegspuckerman]

Hey, I've been here. But seriously, the fuck is going on with some of these people.. it's kind of concerning.

[crazylegspuckerman]

The fuck is going on around here?

[littlekittyinthewilde-deactivat]

Grumpy gills

[crazylegspuckerman]

I am not grumpy and you are no Dory of mine, Kittycat.

[crazylegspuckerman]

The fuck is going on around here?

Is everyone off their meds... or maybe took up some new ones? Because everyone seems way more stupid and out of character than usual. And Jake's not amused.

[crazylegspuckerman]

P.E is officially my favorite class now

[t-shan14]

It was like the only class i passed without having to work super hard.

[crazylegspuckerman]

It's the only class I can get an A+ in and actually enjoy, so I know the feeling. I can't wait till I find out whether or not I got into NYADA where I get to take classes that don't suck.

[crazylegspuckerman]

P.E is officially my favorite class now

[the-one-that-doesnt-belong]

I’m not sure what else you have to do besides show up and do whatever it is you need to pass. Our generation was a bit harder than yours.

[crazylegspuckerman]

I just love being able to be on my feet for a whole period during the day. I'm kind of big on physical health. I work out a lot and I'm also a dancer, so that kind of thing just comes natural to me, I suppose.