haven't you heard?

sup sexy ladies. i'm val, your tour guide. no, just kidding. well about the tour guide part.

[thevalentinalopez]

adelinaxpierce:

Well I plan to continue watching pointless tv shows and read mediocre Fanfictions. You?

oh you know, probably doing the sex or playing video games. what else is new though? we should hang out soon.

[thevalentinalopez]

alextheravenlopez:

So, an old guy walks into the shop I work at and asks for the most qualified person currently available. It’s me, so he asks for someone else. There is no one else. It’s Sunday. It’s me and one other guy, all day. I seriously don’t get old people, or men for that matter, and their logic about women and electronics…

fuck that, a. men are so stupid that they don’t think a woman can do a man’s job. you should have been like ‘ is there a reason you don’t want me helping you? ‘ cause if he had given you a response, you could have been like ‘ i’m more qualified than all the men that work here. ‘

[thevalentinalopez]

leahpucks:

I was walking across the street and I had the right away, but some asshole honked his horn literally seven times as I was walking. With a straight face, I might add. So I literally stopped in the middle of the crosswalk and stared at him with a straight face. He eventually tried to reverse and go around me, but I moved and got in his way again. On a scale of 1 to ten, how petty was I? Trick question; I don’t really give a shit.

not petty at all, babe. though, that’s totally something i would do. people are fucking assholes.

[thevalentinalopez]

adelinaxpierce:

One of the hottest chicks yes. Maybe not quite the hottest for me, but that is all about personal preference. Good? You?

very true. i’m fine, could be better but could be worse. what are you up to this weekend?

[thevalentinalopez]

party for two || val + annie

who: valentina lopez & annie mccarthy

when: february 28th

where: annie’s room.

general: party for two.... who knows what’ll happen.

triggers: i dunno. this will be added later.

VALENTINA:

val took a small deep breath in as she slipped her leather jacket on and walked over to the door to her room. she smirked softly and licked her lips. she opened the door and walked out, locking it behind her. the dark haired girl made her way over to the other girl’s room and knocked softly, ‘ hey you. are you decent? ‘ she called through the door. she waited for annie to come to the door and stretched her arms as she did so. there wasn’t much else the girl could do, standing in front of someone’s door.

[thevalentinalopez]

noelleyeselle:

I am very serious, Valentina! Psh, you’re too sweet but you should see me when I leave Soulcycle. Or whenever I leave my house, honestly. Effortless beauties make me very confused. Like how? Why? Not fair.

I’m sure you’re still gorgeous no matter what, noelle. as for effortless beauty, they have hair and make up teams that help them out before they leave the house. that’s not effortless. i promise you that.

[thevalentinalopez]

ammccarthy:

babygirl, i’ve never claimed to be anything but. let’s start with the party for two and maybe i’ll plan a party for more down the road. i need your presence in my life. 

well, it’s no wonder we’re friends. party for two it is. i’ll be there shortly, babe.

[thevalentinalopez]

aviaberries:

Just like I understand that others have their opinions about it and I don’t give a fuck if people liked it. I thought it sucked. But it is what it is. It’s been made and done with. Hopefully, the project about Harley is better but won’t be holding my breath for that. I wasn’t specifically speaking about you though, was I? I just said it seemed like people (i.e. numerous individuals) moved her into that territory when I honestly don’t recall her being spoke to such extent before Suicide Squad. Just like they did with Ruby Rose when she appeared on Orange is the New Black.

to each their own, i guess. but i agree with you on that whole nobody really talked about her before suicide squad thing. unless you’ve literally seen every single thing she’s been in, minus the crappy television show from australia. which i have seen everything of her’s - before suicide squad. but everyone basically just wants to jump her bones because of suicide squad. i dunno if this one’s gonna be any better. we won’t find out for a while though.

[thevalentinalopez]

ammccarthy:

You do know I’m just messing with you, right? It’s kind of adorable when your panties get in a wad. A need to party? Then, my dear, let’s party. 

you, my friend, are an asshole. but that’s why i like you. party for two or a legit party because i’m down for either, ya feel?

[thevalentinalopez]

flowergvrl:

c’mon, v.  if i made any decisions for myself, i’d probably be naked in the forest somewhere just living life. we lopezes definitely weren’t graced with a sense of caution, but that’s what gives us our appeal. stupid shit is still fun shit, babe.  

oh sel, i love how simple you are. it’s adorable, really. caution definitely isn’t my friend but it’s all good. oh, i know. that’s why i do stupid shit all the damn time.

[thevalentinalopez]

aviaberries:

Yes. It seems that it was the movie where everyone sort of moved her into ‘omg. i would totally turn lesbian for her’ territory. You know, the one where suddenly everyone is a fan and can’t shut up about her. But I was here just annoyed the movie sucked.

everyone has their opinions about it but i personally loved it and i don’t really give a shit if other people didn’t. it’s all about damn preferences. but like that’s not the reason i’m “ in love with margot robbie “ she’s a damn fine actress and puts herself into every role to her best ability. it’s hella attractive.

[thevalentinalopez]

fallenmccarthy:

Where is the party? This house is extremely boring and I’m going to have to have everybody to start being lame and have some fun.

i’ve literally been asking the same thing for like a week. i’m dying for one!

[thevalentinalopez]

ammccarthy:

I’ve been just fine, missing a certain flower child in my life. How about you, dear?

my sister? why would i need to know that? i mean, that’s cool but you don’t even miss me? ouch. i’m great actually. just kinda having this need to party.

[thevalentinalopez]

adelinaxpierce:

Who isn’t in love with Margot Robbie though?

there’s apparently a lot of people? but seriously! she’s probably the hottest chick in movies right now. so, a, how have you been?

[thevalentinalopez]

flowergvrl:

Eightteen years and you haven’t learned how awful I am at making any good decisions which sleep is not on my side and neither is youtube. I’m the queen of wasting my time, thank you. 

am i gonna have to make all decisions for the both of us? cause i don’t wanna have to worry that you’re doing some stupid shit all the time. i mean not that i’m not the queen of stupid shit but still.

[thevalentinalopez]

xbambs:

You know, I did ask the fluffy haired producer and apparently that is not on his job description. So it would seem one Bambi Gilbert is going to have to make her way to the store very, and I mean very soon.

they’re all assholes. well, bambs, you do what you gotta do but if you want company, shoot me a text and i’ll throw on some pants and go with you.

[thevalentinalopez]

aviaberries:

I am probably one of the only ones who didn’t walk out of the theater in love with her but annoyed that they actually thought that movie was good enough to put in movie theaters and charge people to see it.

are we talking about suicide squad? cause it sounds like you’re one of the doubters. i honestly loved it and own the movie. but no, i was watching return of tarzan and unf. she was hot in that. she made a fantastic jane.