Buttered Water!?

22 | he/him | white

[catasters]

[weaver-z]

Absolutely obsessed with this thread in r/cooking where the op responded to every opinion he disliked with absolutely vicious threats 

[crazywater]

Here’s a link to the thread if anyone’s interested. It’s an absolute goldmine.

[casadelanime]

Good FREAKEN evening people!

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Grain attached to things, then explode“

[piledriver13-deactivated2018012]

FUCK MAN! FU–

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries-deac]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[welovegamingz]

The future of gaming is here..

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i highly doubt anyone has a screenshot of this but please if you happen to have a pic of the tweet of the guy’s package on the roof and the caption says “Are you cunts fucking bent? @auspost” please please please reach out

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

miracles are real

[monkeyjungle]

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

[ratfuck]

who’s THERE?!?!

[monkeyjungle]

[depsidase]

[caprisunchan]

local hedgehog, after waking from being cryogenically frozen for 50 years, devastated finding out that lead singer of the band queen is dead 

[covid-69]

original character do not steal

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

The challenge is to fuck up the emblem as much as possible without breaking these rules

[circusheart]

the addition of new images was never forbidden

the movement without stretching or rotation of existing elements was never forbidden

the deletion of elements was never forbidden

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[sharkbus-blog]

look at this cool borzoi hanging out with some white dudes

[noodle-dragon]

lol that’s Pink Floyd

[narciii]

What a great name for a borzoi.

[cute-animals-only]

Serval cat see, serval cat do.

[kaijuno]

Wait this is funny

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

This humor is so fucking advanced yet so fucking simple at the same time

[crazywater]

Why does tumblr keep recommending me gougar posts