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Receptionist: I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you in, Mister Solace is preforming surgery.
Nico: Where there's a Will there's a me, now scram.
Nico: So if you drink bleach and eat clothes you can become a dishwasher.
Will:Did you just... frame a photo of yourself... taken by yourself..?
Nico: It's not everyday that you get to frame perfection.
Percy: I have been told that one can only be betrayed by a friend
Percy: Which is why I constantly surround myself with my enemies
Annabeth: Don't do anything stupid!
Percy: You and I both know that that's asking too much from me.
Nico: because cheese 😔
Frank: because cheese 😔
Leo: SCREW CHEESE I WANT A REFUND
Frank: WHAT DID CHEESE EVER DO TO YOU
Leo: LIED
Leo: The only vegetable I respect is chocolate.
Percy: I mean, coco is a bean?
Leo: hmm... So then if you eat coco soup - chocolate syrup - it's like eating beans!
Percy: *high-pitched girl screams*
Annabeth: Percy?! What's wrong?!
Percy: Th-theres boogers in my ears!!
Will: Nico, apologize to Percy.
Nico: Fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Will: Nico, please-
Nico: And, so, I would like to thank everything that has helped me live long enough to see this day. Thank you, McDonalds. Thank you chicken nuggets. And thank you, most of all, the Fates. Actually, nevermind, fuck the Fates. Fate sucks.
Will:-dont ruin the wedding with terrible vows
Leo: Why’s Percy crying in the corner?
Annabeth: We went to a restaurant.
Leo: Mhm?
Annabeth: The food wasn't blue.
Nico: How do I propose to someone?
Percy: Well, you say "Will you marry me" and-
Nico: Gods, Percy I'm taken! How could you just propose to me?!
Annabeth: Last call: does anyone have any good idea for a group name or not?
Leo: I got it! “True scoundrels: the butt jiggle gang!”
Annabeth: ...
Leo: Awe, c’mon. Don’t be such a bum.
Leo: Oh, yes! I’m broke and a huge cash injection is just what the doctor ordered!
Percy: Annabeth, I have a theory.
Annabeth: Oh please no-
Percy: Humans are actually plants. The father is the planter and the mother is the garden and-
Annabeth: Remind me why im dating you again?
Percy: Hey, little sis, wanna be cool?
Estelle: Sure..?
Percy: Great! Well you see, I was very very cool when i was your age.
Estelle:
Estelle: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, big bro.
Percy: wha-
Leo: Why is Percy clutching his stomach and crying?
Annabeth: He ate at a restaurant.
Leo: So?
Annabeth: The food wasn’t blue.