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avid jhumka collector

[palepinkferriswheel]

penelope featherington invented anonymous posting before reddit. respect the hustle.

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god forbid a man has abandonment issues so severe he literally starts the apocalypse.

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i support women's wrongs but i support dean winchester's wrongs with the enthusiasm of a medieval court jester.

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only murders in the building understands that old people deserve hobbies. unfortunately their hobby is interfering with active homicide investigations.

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sir you are emotionally on your knees over a BUTTON and you think you can manage a mistress arrangement???

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this man tried to propose a secret affair and cannot even stand confidently in his own living room.

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[waterandsilver]

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

[in-the-drowning-deep]

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

[netherworldpost]

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

[the-haiku-bot]

printers do not want

to be printers because they

want to be problems

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[palepinkferriswheel]

amy's apartment number being 314 (pi) is probably one of the reasons sheldon loves her.

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today’s mental health status: cried over a kinder joy toy which was a plastic heart charm which could be twisted. so when you twist the (broken) heart, it looks like wings. long story short, i had a breakdown because it reminded me of a certain trenchcoated gay angel who died for love

[palepinkferriswheel]

me congratulating my enemy: keep adding new feathers to your hat. become a bird. fly away.

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they should make a m-indicator for your love life too.

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arconia is such a pretty name for a building. like if i move there I wouldn't expect to be fucking murdered there.

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i blame global warming for me being hot headed

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i would NOT be friends with tapu sena

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holy crap is probably the best way to describe chuck shurley

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researching the effects of pop culture in advertising. planning to submit this as an assignment.

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genuinely so bummed the directors never showed us joey's reaction to the cheesecake