Let the bodies hit the floor *churp*churp*churp*

liquor game on point.

[neuers-deactivated20150702]

I know you are going to agree with me Arjen Robben is hot af, daddy kink 100%.

absolutely would rather eat annas recipes over this

[quotethatshow]

[soulmeetsworld]

Louis C.K.

[youth-united-deactivated2017010]

this is one of the most important/overlooked things

[holydoobies-deactivated20161101]

YES

[beerwiththeboyss]

A friend isn’t your friend until they defend you in your absence.

My mom is a wise woman. (via beerwiththeboys)

[cristianoronaldios-deactivated2]

[madridista-pura]

FIFA World list

1.Germany 2.Belgium 3.Argentina 4.Colombia 5.Brazil 6.The Netherlands 7.Portugal 8.Uruguay 9.France 10.Spain 11Switzerland

[alaynas-deactivated20150621]

In Russia, they don’t say “I love you” they say “Вы хотите, чтобы купить несколько незаконных мемы“ which means “My life was purposeless without you” and I think that’s just beautiful.

[annoying-asexual-deactivated201]

[2treehill]

how do you get a nice body without moving

[childmagazine]

by learning to love yourself

[nachtfunken]

wow

[401jawn-deactivated20170116]

I'm at that point in my life where I don't force communication with other people.

You wanna talk to me? Great, we can talk for hours on end. You don’t wanna talk to me? That’s chill, too. I’ll be fine with or without you lol.

[mjvsthem]

Amen. This is exactly how I feel.

[triplegoddesss]

A fucking men

[kushandwizdom]

Yup

[creamirishbaileys]

Homework: hoe don't do it

Me: *opens youtube*

Homework: oh my god

Me: *opens tumblr*

Homework: oh my FUCKING GOD

[kyapii-deactivated20160508]

yeah yknow you just gotta love those german players like…*reads smudged list on hand* toenail cruise, electric dorm, manual nooter, me suit no chill, marco polo, thomas the train engine, and marrow goatsee

[cooourtniiix333-deactivated2011]

If you love your Dad reblog this. If not he dies in 13 days.

[jaethefade]

Why the fuck do y’all do this? My Dad is 72 years old, like… this is fucked up. I hate reblogging these but I hate taking the risk, too. I’m sorry to any followers who may have a dying parent, elderly parent, etc. These are very insensitive to those scenarios and I hate them. 

[r4di0-active]

I fucking hate this I HAVE ANXIETY

[captainqueermerica-deactivated2]

Seriously FUCK whoever originally posted this. It’s cruel and fucked up. FUCK. YOU.

[deadshotbellamy]

Fuck I’m sorry it makes me too anxious not to reblog this

[thisisdaltonsusername-deactivat]

Fuck off

[im-schatten-der-vampir-deactiva]

I’m not fucking risking this. I love my dad.

[brassarello]

whenever someone says something nice about my favorite player i take it as a personal compliment

[theborusseum]

Reus to the ref: “I’m gonna stamp him.” Ref: “Ok but do it discreetly.” Reus: “Ok.” *nods* Reus to Benatia: “Hey, you, shut up. I have the permission to stamp on you.”

28.04.15

[achmarco]

Anon Request: Marco Top 5 Ass

1. LOOK AT IT BOUNCE

2. the thighs really make this one

3. let me bear your children

4. in which lilarose79 discovers the only appropriate reaction tbh

5. BUBBLE BUT + NICO = EXPLODED OVARIES

[sidsrockingchair]

Visit Original Link

[marcohan]

Marco preparing the penalty.

[degea-drama-llama]

Can we take a second to realise that Marco went from this 

to this…

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