[ghost-37]

[fairycosmos]

i would like to ask the universe to please get to the point

[jaethefade]

Full circle moments < Everything else

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[damianimated]

Pride was always a protest.

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

http://therapyforblackgirls.com 

reblog to save a life

[affectionate-anarchy]

My cousin Sioban has her own practice now and she’s like, a respectable upstanding citizen and not at all a ball of creative garbage juice like me

[black-geek-supremacy]

Boosting for black women and girls who need therapy

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Oh my god! This is a godsend!

[vyrenrolar]

that link doesn’t work. try this one: https://www.therapyforblackgirls.com/

[indi-flying-with-dragons]

@amariemelody Reblog for your black woman followers? :3

[witches-ofcolor]

I’ll be on this list soon!

[grumblebeeblog-deactivated20190]

If he’s a hopeless husband, she will always make him dinner and never suggest that he look after his own children. If he doesnt understand where the line is when it comes to harassing women, what’s friendly and what’s creepy, then she’ll give him the benefit of the doubt when he harasses or assaults. If he messes up simple tasks like washing his clothes and cleaning the house enough, she will take over out of exhaustion. If he states that he doesnt understand her feelings often enough, she’ll stop asking him to consider them.

Men play stupid because they’re lazy and entitled. They know they cant be blamed for their own supposed lack of understanding. Stop calling them clueless, helpless and stupid and start calling them manipulative.

[signal-failure]

Also the wives/gfs in this scenario have to find the magical right communication style. If she tells him to put the leftovers in an appropriately-sized Tupperware, she’s a nag or a control freak. If she asks him to clean up after dinner, then, oops, he just didn’t know. How could a grown adult know any better than to put two oz. of leftovers in a 2 quart container? Repeat for grown adults who didn’t know that laundry bleach isn’t laundry soap, that plants need an appropriate amount of water, etc. and the nagging-wife archetype starts to seem more like a reasonable-human one.

I’m infuriated by the learned helplessness of men in responsible careers, who apply reason and problem solving just fine outside the kitchen.

[beturbecky]

Might be a lame addition, but talk to the guy in the relationship. Tell them what is the line. Tell them they need to ‘learn’ how to do things. Don’t do it for them, but have them learn on their own. Let them find out themselves if they actually have no idea how to do things (I’ve heard of men that actually have no idea how to do some domestic things). If they are still with their act of stupidity or ignore the line completely, they don’t deserve you.

[puttingherinhistory]

I remember in uni sitting next to two girls in class who were complaining to each other about how tired they were and didn’t have enough time to finish their homework because they had to do their boyfriend’s laundry and clean their boyfriend’s bathrooms for them because their boyfriends didn’t know how. One was only 18 and the other 19. This was only a few years ago. The other day at work one of the women I work with, who’s only 24, was complaining how part of the reason she was struggling to finish her master’s thesis was having to do all the cleaning all the time for her boyfriend and how tired she is from that. Another woman I work with, only 26, complained about how she hates that every day when she comes home from work and she’s all tired from work she still has to cook dinner because her boyfriend doesn’t know how, but when I pointed out how fucked that is she got defensive because hey at least he knows how to heat up a frozen pizza, because she taught him how to.

There’s tutorials for literally anything and everything on YouTube so these boys and men have no fucking excuse, I’ve accidentally ruined some of my favorite clothes too from learning the hard way how to do laundry, made some shitty food while learning how to cook and messed up the recipe or burned it, men can fucking go through with that too.

[jaethefade]

YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE AND CAME OVER AND THEY STARTED ARGUING ABOUT HOW I WASN'T REALLY THE GIRL AND IM LIKE BRUH, MY LOADED FRIES THOUGH. I WAS PISSED. I MADE THAT GIRL GET ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY AND LEMONADE AND TOLD HER TO LEAVE HIS WACK AS IF HE MAKES HER ACT LIKE THAT. ESPECIALLY IF HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE MONEY ON HIM TO BUY ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY KNOWING DAMN WELL HE WAS PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE TOO. THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS STORY AND I FEEL LIKE I'D BE DOING ALL OF YOU A DISSERVICE IF I DID NOT SHARE IT: ALWAYS COUNT YOUR FRIES. COUNT OTHER PEOPLES FRIES. COUNT ALL FRIES. BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH MY LOADED FRIES. IT WAS ONLY LIKE FOUR FRIES LEFT. AND I GOT A WHOLE NEW ONE FOR FREE BECAUSE THOSE TWO WEREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO LOOK ON THE GROUND AND COUNT FOR THEMSELVES. THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND I AM CACKLINGGGGG

[jaethefade]

i’m so silly fuck this was over two years ago lmfao

[jaethefade]

😩😩😩 I still love fries this much lmao

[chrissongzzz]

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[love-personal]

[jaethefade]

my boo thinking about me

[jaethefade]

Under sixteen please stop thinking bout the SAUSAGE

Keep ya head in them books, don’t worry bout the SAUSAGE 

Trust me ya first time you won’t even like the SAUSAGE 

Tired of seeing middle schoolers rap about the SAUSAGE 

SAU-SA-SAU-SA-SA-Shut the fuck up, you’re twelve

Somebody make a cypher video w/ these lyrics please & thank you

[jaethefade]

I’m the shit yo I got BARS The corniest bars of ALL TIME.

[2flwr]

as much as the world fails you, never regret having a good heart. 

[jaethefade]

Hey hun! I follow you on IG! & you’re sooo humble & chill. What do you use for your skin care? Flawless giirll.

Hey boo!!

I use cetaphil daily cleanser, the ordinary niacinamide 10% + zinc 1% , eltamd uv clear broad spectrum spf 46, and cerave moisturizer but I think I’m going to switch moisturizers because it gets clumpy. ☹️

I only do a full soap wash at night on my face and water rinse only in the morning especially during the winter because it’s too drying and strips the skin of everything it produced overnight.

[jaethefade]

How long did it take you to get waves [ serious question]

It can take a long time depending on several factors. It’s been years since I had my hair cut, though. I feel like I had waves in two days but I’m sure it took a month or two. Lol

[jaethefade]

I’m surprised you were out here on WikiHow looking for a husband. I actually followed you off one of your older posts about meeting your mans, well former mans, at some get together and y’all saw Get Out for a second time or so. What happened, if you don’t mind me asking?

This is an old message but I’m going back and answering them all, so why not!

When I met who you’re talking about, I was still in the very early healing stages from a previous relationship— so in all honesty, that relationship was doomed.

I needed to work on and find myself + change a lot of unhealthy habits that I’d picked up previously and during my childhood. He did too.

It was for the best that we went our separate ways on many levels but I wish him the best!