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HA-HA ANONYMOUS ASKS ARE ON
Okay so the app won't let me turn on Anon Asks for some reason? If anyone knows how to turn Anon Asks on for a side blog on the app please tell me how
Hi hey, I’m embarrassed to admit I’m not really sure who is who anymore, so as first ask, hi! Could we have a small introduction to you all :D?
Malum gives a small wave, standing up and towering over everyone else. "Hi, I'm Malum. Ummm... I like... cooking."
"And he's a demon," Evelyn adds.
"I wasn't going to lead with that. For obvious reasons. I don't hurt anyone, I promise. I'm a reformed demon."
"And my wonderful husband," Haley says, holding his hand and giving him a soft and reassuring smile. "He saved me."
"And you saved me." Malum smiles back and leans down, kissing his wife gently.
Evelyn fake gags behind them, and then smiles at her gooey-hearted friends. "I'm Evelyn, daughter of a magic flower-guardian of another dimension. But I'm mostly a normal person, I work as a florist and rife a motorcycle and stuff."
Carter steps forward and gives a dramatic bow. "Carter Clevman, god of Cleverness, Craftiness, Charisma and Charm!"
"And pissing off other gods and wearing too much yellow," Ashlyn adds, walking into the room with a tray of fresh raspberry and butterscotch caramel cookies. "Including the god of baking, and I had to have a bake-off with them to save him."
"And she won!" Carter winks. "So see? Clever and crafty."
"And a dumbass," Ebelyn says, not unkindly, just as fact.
"Dumbass by choice, thank you. It makes things more interesting to act without thinking sometimes."
Evelyn gasps. "Sid is paying attention to us again!"
Carter scrambles off the couch. "She is? At last!" He looks around, and clapa. "The ask blog has been opened again!"
Haley sighs. "Oh dear... does that mean Des is coming back?"
Evelyn shrugs. "Probably, but at least we're out of purgatory."
Malum has nothing to say but he's here too.
(Hey. Look what's back.)
Psssst
This blog has been Necromancied back to life...
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Sup bitches *throws a batch of Christmas cookies* y’all have any plans for the holidays?
Carter summons a bowl to catch the cookies in. “Thank you,” he says, and gives a slight bow. “Well, I know that our dear Ashlyn is throwing a party Christmas day.”
Ashlyn nods, grinning. “It’s going to be great! I’ve been non-stop baking for days, and boy I think people are gonna be happy!”
Evelyn, having already scarfed down two cookies, pauses to reply. “My dad is coming to visit, so that’s my plans. He keeps asking to meet these guys, but uh... we’ll see.” She grimaces. “He’s not the most... adventurous guy, you know? I think shaking hands with a demon would fill his new experiences quota for all of next year.”
Malum laughs. “Well, better hold off on that then.” He thinks for a moment. “I think we’ll just be going to Ashlyn’s party and then having a nice night at home, right?”
“That’s the plan! We’re going to snuggle up by the fireplace and just relax. We’re going to open gifts in the morning, of course.” Haley grins and looks up at Malum. “You should see how excited he gets about opening them.”
They kiss.
“Are you guys gonna eat any of these cookies or are you too busy sucking face?” Evelyn asks.
“That kiss was like, three seconds.”
“Whatever, man. Just let me know if I can have your share.”
“Absolutely not.” Malum snatches a cookie that looks like a Christmas tree, while Haley grabs an angel.
“Cannibal,” Evelyn says when Haley takes a bite.
//Oh hey also I'm giving this ask blog to Des, Ferox, and Jessa for the day.
Hello! How are you all?
“Fantastic!” Carter grins at you. “The holidays approach, and with them the swell of holiday flavored treats approach as well!”
Ashlyn rolls her eyes. “They aren’t all for you, you know.”
“Yes, yes, I am all to aware.”
Haley looks at Carter quizzically. “You... you do realize that... I mean, isn’t it... weird? With you being a god?”
“For some of the others, perhaps, but I see no reason why I wouldn’t be able to enjoy eggnog and peppermint.”
“Fair enough.”
Malum nods absentmindedly, and then smiles. “I’m just happy that it’s good cuddle temperature.” He wraps his arms around Haley, and she giggles.
Evelyn jokingly makes a gagging sound. “If you two get any sweeter we could use you in Ash’s baking.”
Ashlyn makes a face. “Ech. Gross.”
(Let us pretend this is anon) Howdy, fellas! How’s the wife, heh? Just thought I would pass by... to give ya some questions. Do ya really belive your dearest creator has your interest in mind?
(Do... Do I not have Anon on? Has Anon been off on this blog the whole time? Shit.)
Evelyn chokes on the soda she’s drinking as soon as you say the first two sentences. “What the fuck-”
You ignore her and finish your question. They all stare at you.
“Well, yeah.” Ashlyn points at the soft couches, the tray of nice food on the coffee table, and the little note next to it that’s simply a drawing of a heart, signed by Sid. “She’s not exactly unkind.”
“Sometimes I... do wish she put a little less tragedy into our backstories,” Haley says, “But she made up for it.” She stands on her tip-toes and gives Malum a kiss on the cheek. “She wouldn’t do anything terrible to us permanently.”
“Yeah. Sad endings make her actually sick.” Evelyn shrugs. “And her darkest stuff is usually saved for her fanfics.”
“Oh, those poor souls,” Carter says. “I must admit, I have been... a tad nervous, at times. But she’s always so loving when she discusses us with others.”
“We trust her,” Malum finishes.
Hey... a quick question guys... how did Sid find out you were real. Asking for a friend. Yes. Of course
“We showed up in her house one day. It’s how we found out about her too.” Evelyn shrugs. “Not a lot too it, really.”
“She did have a story she meant to write around the idea, once,” Ashlyn recalls. “I think that was also the first time she ever put us together as a group.”
“Oh yeah. I remember that.” Malum makes a thinking face. “That was way back in the beginning, when we were brand new.”
“She abandoned it, but I think it was for the best. We were barely even characters then, heh.” Ashlyn hands you a cupcake. “Take care!”
"Those are both good choices…" he says, looking thoughtful. "I did just do orange a few months ago, though, and I do like the idea of that subtle ace pride… I could even put in a streak of silver and white to complete the look… oh, fuck yes." He pushes himself off the wall and grins. "I'm decided, then. Thanks for your help, guys." He salutes, winking, and exclaims "Buy gold!" before he disappears.
Evelyn puts her hand over her heart. “I’m so fucking proud.”
Jonas appears suddenly in the room and leans against the wall. "Hey guys!" he says, giving a quick wave before sticking his hands in his pockets. "How're you all doing? I have a quick question to ask…" He grabs a lock of his hair and lifts it up demonstratively. "The pink is growing out of my hair and I need opinions on what colour I should dye it next. Poet wants me to do it rainbow, but I figured I should probably ask people who don't occasionally try to do me in before I take their advice."
Evelyn taps her chin. “Hmm... how would you feel about a purple? Some Ace pride hair.”
“Oh yeah, I bet he could pull that off.” Ashlyn takes out her phone. “Or maybe an orange.”
“Mmm,yeah, that could be good too.”
Carter slings an arm around Jonas shoulder. “Whatever color makes you feel happiest, of course.”
Ferox... Ferox, Ferox, Ferox. I’d thought I’d heard of another dark ego... well, welcome to the circus, darling. You’ll fit in well with the rest of the clowns I know, I assume. Anyway, watch where you tread. And give Des a good slap for me. She deserves it. - F
Ferox turns around and bitch-slaps Des as hard as she can. Des yelps, flushes with embarrassment and rage, and grabs Ferox’s arm to burn her. Ferox slips out of her grip and makes a fuzzy, imaginary image of Forfeit, then sends a flash of purple energy at Des. Des blinks, then turns away from Ferox to attack the imaginary foe.
“Well, wasn’t sure that would work! Ha!” She looks back at Forfeit. “I think I’ll fit in well too!” She either didn’t get that you were insulting her, or is choosing to ignore the fact. Maybe a little bit of both. “Des is a little tense and stiff, but I bet I can get her to relax eventually!” She tilts her head at you. “I could help you out with that too! You seem just as uptight as her!”
God, not again. Jesus fuck, can’t you guys just leave their ask room alone? Assholes. Anyway, Ferox, I suppose we’ll go with the customary question. Favourite type of cookie? I— I, uh, hold on— give me a—
Des just smirks at you. “No.”
Ferox draws and exaggerated, hissing breath, tapping a knife against her teeth as she thinks. “Hmm... Bacon chocolate chip! No, red velvet! No, snickerdoodle! No, wait-”
She just keeps listing cookies. Seems like her appearance isn’t the only thing she can’t make a decision on.
Ferox looks around the room. “What’s this place?”
Des grins. “This is the ask blog.”
“... What’s that?”
Des sighs. “It’s a blog, where people can ask questions directly to Sid’s characters.” She pat the wall. “I started a fire in Malum and Haley’s backyard, we should have this to ourselves for a while. I thought it’d be good for you to speak to Sid’s friends and followers. Get a feel for your new surroundings.”
“Fun!” Ferox had already started adding her own redecorations to the room, including a speaker taller than Des. “I wonder what her new friends are like!” There’s something very unnerving about the way she says that.
Just making a post here so that it doesn't get like, flagged as inactive or something because IDK if inactive sideblogs are still getting deleted or not.