Comfort is Contextual

NSFW - he/they - 30 - 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT - no age in the bio you're blocked - sideblog of @funkified-elegy - DMs & asks are open and I invite all kinds of convo but like I'm a person first and a hot tumblr blogger boy second

[goofybunnysblog]

[di--es---can-ic-ul-ar--es]

ME AND WHO

[shieldfoss]

#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.

lmao

[closertotheheartofthesunrise]

no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here

[wholesome-animal-images]

[ee33]

sorry for staring i was just looking at the space where ur neck meets ur shoulders & thiking about it

[extraordinary-machine200]

[apenasmaisum69]

[creatingcomforts]

Finally got a fleshlight. Ooh bitch I'm gonna be places. 😳

[creatingcomforts]

The places... were the ER and the OR 🫪 Who knew kidney stones and a UTI were a bad combination? (I did, I already knew that) Triple clean your toys, else you might wind up with a tube stuck inside you 😮‍💨

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[segamascott]

[velvet-lover-deactivated2025112]

daily affirmations

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[thememedaddy]

[type-666-negative-deactivated20]

It’s hot when you stalk my blog

[melliflouse-deactivated20250205]

I only follow back freaks and creatures of the night. I’m sure you understand

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane