The Temple of Gary
Gary
Gary’s never gentle, Gary always lies, Gary’s banned from Aldi, For stealing half price ties.
Gary likes to wonder, He wonders very far, Oh shit the Aldi car park, Best hide behind a car.
Gary thinks he’s clever, Though no one’s seen him read, But Gary still posts nonsense, Onto his social feed,
Gary knows no danger, I would not say he’s firm, In fact I’d say he’s squishy, Cause Gary is a worm.
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