I am but a fig newton of your imagination

Rosie. Jeremiah 6:16. My back hurts. Icon by tinymintywolf

[harbinger-of-the-defiled-heires]

if the usamerican civil war was happening now instead of the 1800s you would see posts on here like "im literally disabled and i need a slave to function"

[toskarin]

Now I have to know: what makes fantasy too cosy/dndslop?

I mean it usually tells you. sometimes it's because it lists out all featured tropes on the back of the book, sometimes it's because there's the sense the protagonists are a party of self-contained lore bubbles who have no reason to be together and show no sign of belonging to the setting they're in, sometimes it's homestuck dialogue, and other times a tiefling walks on-stage and goes Hello I Am A Tiefling

[vintagepromotions]

'The Birthday Cake' (1914). Photograph by Harry Whittier Frees.

[energyprison]

its weird they made your wallet such a classic thing to forget since oyu basically need it where youre gonna be going

[energyprison]

computer is telling me this post is paused right now

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[outermire-deactivated20230210]

the perfect gif combo

[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Also true crime

[ispyspookymansion]

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

[cryptotheism]

I will create the world's first ontologically evil baseball team

[gunsandfireandshit]

Yankees beat you to it by like 113 years

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[dogpuppy]

[nyanletnest]

[dogpuppy]

[rosemehdee]

The statements "We should encourage kids to go outside and use bikes and go hang out with friends" and "e-bikes and e-scooters aren't great for kids because they are a proven safety hazard" should coexist

[rosemehdee]

I have seen people defending kids on e-bikes as a better alternative to kids being inside on screens but. My brother in Christ children under 14 should not be given vehicles that can go 20+ miles an hour for everyone's sake.

Part of why regular bikes are great for kids is because their limited speed is actually protection. It means that injuries usually aren't too severe and that drivers can usually see them for more than like. 2 seconds before a potential collision.

Meanwhile, e-bikes are posing a threat to everyone because kids are given the ability to go at a speed that they can't handle safely. They generally don't understand road rules and have to make split second judgements that could jeopardize themselves and others.

I have seen kids on e-bikes weave around stroad traffic in a very unsafe manner. Yes the lack of public transit is awful and I hate stroads as much as the next urbanist but arguing that doesn't make kids any safer in the present day. At least dirtbikes are loud so you know they're approaching.

I won't cite any data here but it is out there and it's pretty clear that these are becoming a community health problem.

[rosemehdee]

The statements "We should encourage kids to go outside and use bikes and go hang out with friends" and "e-bikes and e-scooters aren't great for kids because they are a proven safety hazard" should coexist

[cursedpossums]

unrestrained summer fun

[only-cat-memes]

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing