I am but a fig newton of your imagination

Rosie. Jeremiah 6:16. My back hurts. Icon by tinymintywolf

[pencilzart]

slumber bun

[holymolyyikes]

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

[feliz-navidad]

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

[introspectres]

Howl's Flying Castle Cross Section (or, Califer's Relatives Pay a Visit) || [prints]

Can you find?: [ ] four star children [ ] the magic broom [ ] suliman's guitar [ ] howl's welsh rugby jersey

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

am so obsessed with this little interaction in the comments of some buzzfeed article…like i dont know what this means but its literally love

[anxietyproblem]

[cparti-mkiki]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[biladal-sham]

EGYPT. Cairo. 1987. Harry Gruyaert 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

It's apple sale season so you know what that means

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[luntfontanne]

everything is truly so terrible but i just remembered doreen ketchens playing clarinet for her infant grandson and then i was kind of okay again for 36 seconds

[1xtralmillz-deactivated20250209]

I have to reblog this when it comes back around.

[skajador]

passive aggressive yahoo auctions japan sellers are so funny

TO ALL YOU BROKE BITCHES… don't bother watching my items. I'll block you!

[skajador]

the item being sold, btw, is a rare Kuuga figurine I've seen go for a few hundred bucks on eBay. this person had it listed for 8.5 MILLION yen. THAT IS OVER $50K USD.

Please Shop Within Your Means 💅