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Trying to write sex scenes is so aggravating because honestly describing sex is pretty boring. It's mostly just people putting bits of themselves on or inside other people's bits so you run into a lot of "they walked to another room" type problems where you can get caught up in just describing where everyone's limbs and shit are. What really makes smut interesting and hot, in my opinion at least, is sensory description but that's also hard because you'll be sitting there trying to find a new way to say "they were feeling sexual pleasure and it felt pretty good". Then you also have to figure out how to write dialogue that doesn't sound completely ridiculous and hackneyed. Really makes you want to just write "they boned down real good and it was totally hot trust me, it was definitely the kind of thing you'd want to jerk your shit to," and have done with it.
Sending this to see if you or your followers know this fic:
I’m looking for a Poe Dameron x Reader fic with the premise being you take a bet with Poe where neither of you can cum for a week (?). You both try to make eachother hot and bothered in the cockpit of his ship and the fic ends with smut. I read it once and can’t find it anymore!! 😢😢😢😢
I swear I have read this..................................................
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
NOTHING more erotic than peeling a combat suit off a sad little emo boy 🙂↕️
bonus points if he just stands there watching you do it, not because he doesn't want to help but because you undress him like ritual. muscle-memory routine that you take slowly, that never gets old (because he's got some new bruise to catalog away every night). leaving kisses along his skin as you circle him, until the final piece falls away and you both stand in the middle of it all. he could just sink right into you!!!! and yet it's his own little ritual, holding his fists at his sides while you touch him freely, until he can't take it anymore and pushes you up against the wall—
Especially if it's heavy like packs or plate armor. The quiet sigh of relief when a 10 lb helm is lifted or an armored vest drops off. Or, if you plan correctly, an entire arm. Everything, pauldron/shoulder guard to wrist being freed in one moment after the anticipation of having all the clasps undone. The weight off their shoulders making it easier to breathe. A heavy belt no longer making their hips black and blue. Watching the remover strategize how to make them comfortable efficiently, and make getting everything back on easier by not undoing every buckle/separating every piece.
The padding under hard armor has to go, too. Taking inventory of where it's worn and giving extra affection to those places when they finally reach their base layer somewhere. There is inevitably a bruise, blister, or sore muscle there.
Them watching someone study the intimate details of how their body moves. Noticing where they're strong, weak, tired, and pained completely without judgement. They're already tired, and the remover is so attentive they can be understood almost completely without moving a muscle or saying a word.
And of course the remover being watched just as closely. It's a mutual act of perception, they aren't being assessed. It takes every burden, physical and emotional, off of their shoulders until they feel free enough to act on their desires.
A Bone-Deep Chill (Geralt of Rivia x F!Reader) ft. Jaskier
Caught in a viscous storm, you find yourself in a freezing inn, sharing two rooms between three grouchy people. Worse still, you're fighting off the cold settling deep in your bones.
Friends-to-cuddling, Jaskier is grumpy in this. [4.6k]
CW: hypothermia, storms || Geralt Masterlist
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A dramatic sigh came from behind you as Jaskier bundled into the inn, a gust of cold with him. A vicious rain pummeled against the windows, making the building itself shake as the gale fought to make its way inside.
Geralt was still outside, finding somewhere safe for Roach to weather the storm, and you pitied him as yet another roar of wind blustering through the small town. The innkeeper regarded you with concern, both you and Jaskier shaking from the cold in sopping wet garments, no doubt leaving matching puddles seeping into his floor.
“Two rooms?” he asked, skipping any preamble as your teeth chattered.
The feeling of cold was not just in your exposed skin, but seeping through your very flesh, the ache of it reaching your bones and your lungs. The warmth of the fire in the corner called you, but you knew it would have no chance at drying through to the woollen garments which were uncomfortable and heavy on your skin.
“Please!” Jaskier answered from behind you.
You knew you were in no position to bargain, bracing yourself to be fleeced on account of your desperate situation, but the innkeeper simply nodded. He fortunately offered you a reasonable rate which would not completely empty your purses of coin.
As Jaskier trudged forwards to pay, your brain finally caught up.
“Three! Three rooms if you have them, sir. Our friend is outside.”
The bard hummed a noise of realisation, no doubt struggling to think himself as the wind continued to howl and the pair of you grew closer to freezing by the second.
The innkeeper grimaced.
“We only have two left, apologies,” he tilted his head sympathetically, “storm’s brought everyone in. No-one wants to travel in this.”
“Have you got an extra bed for either of them?” Jaskier was speaking quickly, brushing off the concern as he counted coin onto the table in front of him.
You couldn’t blame him for his dismissiveness, he was no doubt keen to get warmed up and dry his beloved lute. You were desperate to know if the fires were already lit.
The banging of the door behind you and the widening of the innkeeper’s eyes told you Geralt had finally caught up – standing by the entryway to avoid any more damage to the wooden floorboards.
The Witcher’s heavy breathing was even louder than the rain, and you tried to ignore his imposing form behind you as you followed Jaskier and the innkeeper’s discussion. The Bard was getting pissed off, you could hear it.
“You must have one extra bed somewhere in this establishment –”
“Sir I really don’t I’m sorry –”
“Are you kidding me? Have you seen the size of him? No one can share a bed with that!”
“Jaskier!”
You interrupted the bard, hearing Geralt’s footsteps approaching, turning back to the innkeeper.
“There’s nothing else?”
The coins sat between you on the countertop, where Jaskier had left them. You pushed them towards the man, encouraging him to take them.
“There really isn’t, ma’am. I’m sorry.”
“I understand, it’s not your fault. We’ll take the two rooms. And any extra blankets and pillows you have.”
He nodded, sparing another anxious glance first at Geralt, then at the shivering, grumpy Jaskier. He finally scooped up the coin, pushing two keys across to you, followed by a folded blanket from beneath the counter.
“Rooms five and six, they’re on your right as you head upstairs. I’ll bring up meals.”
He was speaking only to you, and you couldn’t blame him. The innkeeper made a swift departure back into his own room, leaving the three of you dripping wet in the office. You crossed to the fireplace, shedding your cloak onto a chair, and trying to warm your hands as you shivered.
A scraping made you wince as Geralt dragged a chair across the floor, setting it near the hearth. You took it graciously before he found a chair for himself, joining you wordlessly.
“You okay?” you muttered, noticing the blue hue to his hands, a slight clumsiness to the way his hands found one another and rested beneath his chin.
It was alarming, to see Geralt falling victim to anything as human as a mild hypothermia. You threw another log on the fire.
“Fine. Cold.”
You nodded, not at all surprised to get so little response from the Witcher. For a few moments more you both tried to warm up in front of the flames, listening to the new log crackling and to Jaskier’s footsteps as the storm raged on outside.
“Are you okay?” he murmured, wet leather creaking as he leant forwards.
“Fine, very cold,” you teased.
Geralt laughed, just one huff of air through his nose, but glanced back at your face with something approaching concern. You hummed, leaning forwards beside him, desperate for the warmth of the fire to seep into your very bones.
“I wasn’t expecting the storm to be that bad, sorry.”
“Not your fault.”
He shot you a knowing look, and you smiled through a full-body shiver. Despite his best efforts, Geralt took the whole world on his shoulders sometimes – the weather might be the only thing you could convince him wasn’t his responsibility.
“I should have gotten us to an inn sooner.”
“It’s fine. We’re all capable, Geralt. And none of us predicted this.”
Jaskier huffed behind you, indignant. He had predicted a little rain – though nothing of this scale. Still, he had whinged about being ‘proven right’ the whole journey to the inn. Jaskier approached, and you stood to offer him your chair.
“I’ll get the fires started in the rooms,” you offered, loathing to leave the warm office but desperate to rid yourself of your sodden clothes.
There was a tension in the room that you had no desire to deal with, too exhausted and too cold to watch your two favourite people on the whole Continent bickering all evening.
“I can go?” Geralt offered quickly, but you waved him away.
“All good. I’ll be quick.”
You snagged the blanket and both room keys, the room wordless behind you as you left it.
Upstairs was cold, dark. Torches had been blown out by the wind, the corridor draughtier than you would like, and you pulled the folded blanket closer to your chest.
You couldn’t help wondering what the room configuration would be. Yourself and Geralt would most certainly try to be self-less, offer up the least offensive solution. Jaskier would no doubt be fine with sharing a room, though you wondered if he would object to sharing with Geralt. The two men had been at odds lately, for reasons you couldn’t quite pin down.
The fire was blessedly built already in the first of the rooms you visited, making you sigh in relief as you sank to the floor. You lit the kindling, protecting the flame as wind forced its way through the room, your numb hands less sensitive to the heat as the fire grew larger and larger, finally catching the logs.
Voices floated up through the floor as you minded the fire, unmistakably your companions’. The words were dampened by the floorboards, but you frowned as the flames grew taller and independent, accompanied by harsher tones from downstairs.
You stripped off the wettest of your outer layers and left them by the fire in the first room, wrapping the blanket around yourself before locking up and switching to the adjacent room. As you repeated the process, this time replacing tumbled logs which had been knocked aside by the wind, the voices only grew louder and meaner. As the second fire became self-sustaining, you found yourself reluctant to move from it. Not only was the warmth tempting, finally restoring feeling to your chilled toes and fingers, but the idea of avoiding the full argument burning downstairs was deeply appealing.
Locking yourself in the room and going to sleep tempted you, a siren to your cold, exhausted body, but you begrudgingly stood, taking your blanket and locking the door – bracing yourself as you rushed through the cold corridor once again.
Stopping at the top of the stairs, you winced at the words being exchanged.
“I don’t know why you’re being such a bastard about this, Geralt! Share the bed, let me rest comfortably, and enjoy a cosy eveningwith her for all I care!”
There was movement, that chair dragging across the floor sound again, followed by footsteps. You held your breath.
“I thought ‘no one can share a bed with that’, Bard! Are you trying to get her crushed?”
For a moment you blinked in surprise, imagining Jaskier’s face was going the same.
You weren’t surprised Geralt had heard Jaskier’s comment earlier – you were surprised he had cared enough to remember it.
“I was just trying to barter us more rooms, Geralt. We all know the beds you share – ”
Another shuffle of furniture, and this time faster footsteps. The ping of Jaskier’s lute as it fell to the floor, a growl from deep in Geralt’s chest usually reserved for beasts and pub fights, the pounding of the wind and rain against the windows. You listened with your eyes wide open, blankly looking at the staircase below you, frozen with shock.
They bickered, but they never fought.
You were the problem. They had both presumed their own beds, and you were problem, unwanted in either room and apparently completely left out of the conversation. With the keys warm in your hand, you once-again considered locking yourself in one of the rooms and letting them cuddle.
When you heard another scuffle, saw Jaskier running towards the steps, you finally snapped out of your shock.
“What’s your problem?” you demanded of the bard, already on the defensive.
As you descended you saw the anger drop from Geralt’s features, his face schooled as he halted his chase and feigned innocence. Like children caught brawling they looked across at one another, a silent threat between them.
“Just warming up,” Geralt grumbled, his swords shifting against his back as he fidgeted where he stood.
“Something like that. He’s a maniac, that one. Ready to take my head off.”
You stared them both down for a moment, aware your authority was undermined by the blanket draped around you and the slight chatter of your teeth.
“The fires are lit. Have we decided rooms?”
You reached the floor, forcing them both back towards one another as you made a beeline for the fireplace. The chairs had been displaced as the bard and the Witcher ran around them, and you dragged one back towards the fireplace with a pointed look at Jaskier before sitting in it heavily.
Geralt quietly joined you, claiming the other chair, leaving Jaskier to hover beside the hearth. He picked up his lute, starting to tune it, the fall leaving the strings awfully off-pitch.
“What do you want to do?” Geralt rumbled, his voice far softer than it had been as he argued earlier.
You wondered if it was guilt you were hearing.
“Totally up to you. As long as I can catch some rest, I’m happy.”
Geralt shifted in his seat.
“Why don’t you go with Jaskier? Might be more room.”
You frowned. The beds in the rooms could easily fit two people, likely more. As you went to say as much, Jaskier interrupted.
“Sure, whatever you want Geralt.”
He stretched out the Witcher’s name unnaturally, making you look between the two men, seeing if they would give you some inkling of the reason they were so frosty towards one another.
Instead, the Witcher nodded, holding out his hand for a key. Baffled, you handed him the key for the second room you had lit the hearth in, not even offered a thank you as he collected his damp belongings and stormed up the stairs.
Jaskier was similarly indifferent to you, occupied by his lute as he meandered up to the room, waiting for you to unlock the door without a word.
“You two fight like an old married couple, you know that, right?” you grumbled, making sure Jaskier could hear as he brushed past you into the room.
You wrinkled your nose at the damp of his coat brushing against you. Jaskier appraised the room, judgemental expression lit by the warm light from the fire. It was still burning strong. You hoped Geralt’s fire was the same, hot and welcoming, letting the Witcher relax and calm down.
Everyone was highly strung, you knew this rest was well needed.
“Anyone would be a fool to marry him. He’s selfish as anything.”
Closing the door behind you, you stood in place, waiting for Jaskier to settle.
“He’s not selfish. Nothing of the sort, and you know it.”
Jaskier let out a cruel laugh, set down his lute, and started stripping off his wet clothes, letting them dry on the floor beside yours.
“He certainly fucking acts it sometimes.”
You shouldn’t get involved.
You shouldn’t encourage Jaskier.
You shouldn’t.
“What do you mean?”
“He didn’t even offer to share a room. The gentlemanly thing to do.”
You tried not to feel stung by his dismissive tone.
“You didn’t exactly seem to want me either,” you pointed out, hugging your blanket closer to you as Jaskier reached bare skin, pulling a new pair of trousers from his bag.
You didn’t want to strip off, you had barely stopped shivering in the few thin, dry layers you had left.
“Of course I don’t mind, but he should have offered!”
The bard was deflecting, and you tried not to feel the pain of it as it stung deep in your chest.
“Right.”
Wordlessly, you chose the side of the bed closest to the door, keeping the blanket around you as you settled down and occupied as little space as possible.
Jaskier stayed behind you, fidgeting and moving his belongings, trying to dry some and sort others. The noise made it hard to sleep, worsened still by his humming. You screwed your eyes closed, pulled the blankets closer and curled up. The room was warming, and it would probably have been tolerable if you weren’t so damn cold already. Your shivers made you miserable, trying to stop your teeth chattering, groaning at the ache in your skull.
Sleep evaded you as frustration welled up in your eyes, hot, itchy tears falling to the mattress. Jaskier was still fussing, stoking the fire and moving his clothes around. When you heard the first strum of his lute, you wanted to scream.
The distinct press of his fingers ghosting across the frets made you tense, before he strummed the wretched thing again. Fuck. You could kill him.
“Are you really going to play now?” you mumbled, fighting a full-body shiver.
“I’m not tired,” he replied, accompanied by a familiar series of notes from his latest composition.
“You’re overtired.”
He shrugged you off with a petulant huff, the lute getting louder yet again. You heard a thud against the adjoining wall, Geralt clearly equally unimpressed with the wretched noise.
For a few moments more he continued to play, and you tried to fight the anger settling hot in your chest. All of you were exhausted, cold, hungry, miserable. And now Jaskier was being a prick.
He started singing.
You considered murdering him.
Instead you pulled yourself from the bed, keeping your blanket and snagging your pillow, storming from the room. Jaskier seemed to barely notice, continuing his rendition without hesitation as you slammed the door behind you.
Fuck.
True to his word the innkeeper had brought meals up, but left them outside the doors of the room. You knocked on Geralt’s door before taking your own plate and goblet downstairs. Jaskier could have his meal cold. It was all he deserved for that performance.
Hungry and drowsy, you folded yourself into one of the chairs in front of the fire, frowning as you remembered the argument Geralt and Jaskier had been in just minutes ago. It felt forever ago. As you ate your meal you pulled the blanket close around yourself, blinking at the fire. The faint sounds of Jaskier practicing upstairs were blessedly drowned out by the wind howling down the chimney, the storm outside only worsening. Your hands were numb as you threw another log on the fire. The innkeeper was nowhere to be seen, the front door firmly closed against the weather
You stared at the flames for longer, no longer feeling their warmth. Your legs and hands were numb, but exhaustion was claiming you, and you couldn’t move to warm up. The chair was hard beneath you, your blanket doing very little to cushion it.
Footsteps on the stairs made you jump, your daze interrupted.
Geralt descended the stairs, crockery in hand, his long white hair hanging limp around his face. You thought it looked like icicles, smoothed in place. He set his plate on the counter with a dull thud, pausing as he looked at you.
“Jaskier said you left,” he stated.
“Hm?”
Geralt looked around the room, at you folded into the chair, a furrow appearing on his brow.
“You left..?” He repeated.
You found yourself struggling to understand him, cocking your head.
“He was loud.”
He crossed the room in long strides, on hand cupping your face and the other finding your hand, hissing as his warm skin made contact with yours.
“Fuck, you’re cold.”
His palms felt burning, seeping fire into your skin, and you shuddered at the temperature difference.
“How long have you been down here? The rooms are warmer.”
“Not long. Couldn’t sleep, too cold.”
You knew your words were slurring, not only to your own ears, but to Geralt’s. He frowned more deeply at you.
“You’re really, really cold.”
Nodding, you closed your eyes, feeling tiredness overcome you.
“You need to come upstairs,” he insisted, taking your plate and letting it clatter to the floor.
You nodded again, but your limbs were too stiff to move. As his hands left your skin, you mourned the loss, feeling that stinging pain return. Your fingers and toes were aching.
“C’mon,” he grumbled, trying to pull you to your feet.
You did your best to comply, but it was difficult, painful. Tiredness flooded your system yet again. The shivering had stopped, and yet the coldness continued.
“Help me out here,” Geralt complained, dragging you by one shoulder as the rest of your body tried felt too heavy to follow.
“I’m trying,” you mumbled.
“Hardly.”
Your feet weren’t behaving underneath you, knees struggling to take your weight. You’d preferred it in the chair, at least your feet ached less. As you stumbled Geralt caught you, grunting a complain. For a moment he held you upright, letting you recover you balance. Suddenly his grip tightened.
“You’re not shivering,” he noticed, words sharp as he frowned at you.
“Should be,” you replied, “I’m fucking cold.”
“I know.”
He seemed to turn dismissive, bodily moving you across the room, but you could sense the concern in him. Even through your daze, you wondered where he was taking you. Neither of them had wanted to share. Getting up the stairs was more of a struggle than you expected, and you frowned at the ache in your muscles are you struggled to ascend them without leaning on Geralt.
The Witcher had gone quiet, hugging you to him, and you found it more terrifying than you wanted to admit. At the top of the stairs he continued to bundle you along towards his room, and you realised he was right. You weren’t shivering, even as wind rushed down the cold corridor.
“Keep talking to me,” he insisted, chest rumbling against your torso.
The thought left your mind immediately. You were fighting to stay awake. He found his key quickly, one arm caging you against him as he opened his door. Geralt worked efficiently as he pulled the sheets aside on his bed, settling you under them and tucking them around you.
The fire had started to dwindle, burning low in the hearth. As you moved under the covers, trying to warm up, Geralt rebuilt and stoked the flames. The fire flickered up, bathing the room in light. You couldn’t feel the heat, but hopefully it would follow soon. You closed your eyes, trying to find sleep now the noise of Jaskier’s lute had finally stopped.
“Talk to me,” he repeated gruffly, standing between the fireplace and the bed.
“Sorry.”
You opened your eyes, seeing his raised eyebrow. You smiled despite yourself.
“What do you want me to talk about?”
“Anything,” he insisted, busying himself with sorting through his belongings, “just keep talking.”
He found another fur but grunted at seeing it wet, setting it in front of the fire to dry.
“I don’t think… I think I got colder than I realised earlier. And Jaskier wouldn’t stop fucking making noise so I couldn’t sleep, and the food didn’t make me feel better, and I can’t feel my toes –”
He stepped back for a moment, appraising the room, and you forced your eyes to stay open against the tiredness trying to claim you.
“As in, they’re cold? Or you can’t feel your toes?” he demanded.
You met his gaze, trying to understand the question. He strode towards the bed and found your feet beneath the blankets, stripping off your socks to feel your frozen toes.
“Fuck.”
He looked up at you, yellow eyes filled with seriousness and concern, and you fought back tears. Had you upset him somehow?
He bundled your feet back up, covering them first with socks then with one of his jackets, all the while tugging at the wooden bedframe. After a few moments of consideration, he suddenly dragged the whole frame across the floor, making you startle and grab at the mattress as the whole piece of furniture was moved closer to the fireplace.
You hoped no one else had been woken up by the noise, but your worry was immediately sated by the warmth of the flames against your exposed face. Geralt looked at you, waiting for approval, and you smiled weakly.
“Thanks.”
He nodded, busying himself with moving things around the newly-rearranged room. A few moments, you heard his gruff voice repeating himself.
“Talk.”
“This is much better, thanks Geralt. I’m sorry for kicking you out of your bed. I don’t know how I got so cold, it’s not even snowing, I guess just the wind and the rain…”
“You don’t need to explain.”
Blinking away tears, you stared sideways at the flames, hearing Geralt approaching behind you.
“I want to warm you up…” he trailed off, “if you don’t mind…”
Nodding, you shuffled forwards, but Geralt’s hand on your bundle of blankets stopped you before you could move from the centre of the bed.
“That’s fine,” he mumbled.
Stripping off his last piece of leather armour, he quickly slid himself beneath the sheets behind you, soothing the sudden flash of cold air with the warmth of his own body. Sandwiched between the Witcher and the fire, a sudden shudder wracked your body.
You heard Geralt exhale behind you. One warm hand found your wrist, and you realised he was checking your pulse.
“Am I still alive?” you teased.
Your smile dropped as his hand tightened on your wrist, before letting go, finding a place on your waist and hugging you closer to his chest instead.
“Sorry,” you apologised to him, shoving your face into the pillow beneath you as Geralt’s breath steadied against your back.
Geralt hummed.
“I think you were in a lot more danger than you realised.”
You lay in silence, giving him the opportunity to elaborate as your shivers and the heat around you finally returned sensation to your body. Everything ached, and you realised with a start that you would still be stuck, freezing in the entryway to the inn without Geralt’s help.
“On Kaer Morhen, when I was a boy… a lot of us didn’t survive. Very few survived, in fact. And they’d often… succumb to the cold.”
Fidgeting against him, you made space for the Witcher to wrap his arms tighter around you. His breath was hot against your neck as he continued speaking.
“We knew they were going… when they stopped seeming cold. The shivering would stop. The pain would stop. Then they would just fade away where they lay.”
His upbringing and training haunted the Witcher, but you had never heard it so plainly in his voice. Pain echoed through every word.
“I’m sorry, Geralt.”
“We would try to warm them up – we would. Ale and blankets and moving them closer to the fires… but the mountains are so cold. The air is thin. If they couldn’t survive it… we couldn’t help them.”
“There’s nothing you could have done,” you reassured, clumsily finding his hand on your waist and squeezing it.
He sought out your pulse again, murmuring something against your neck as he found it stronger. As your warmth returned so did your clarity, and you felt a growing pang of embarrassment at clinging to him. Or rather, letting him cling to you.
“I know you didn’t want to share, I’m sorry,” you began, but the Witcher shook his head against you.
His hair had started to frizz as it dried in the firelight, you noticed.
“No, Jaskier… I’m going to kill him for letting you freeze.”
“Jaskier has nothing to do with it,” you chided, closing your eyes against the warmth from the flames.
“He… I thought the beds wouldn’t fit two people. I didn’t want to take up too much space. Or crush you in my sleep.”
You laughed, and he made an affronted hum. Oh, he’s serious.
“I’ll wake you up if you crush me. I thought maybe I smelled too bad or something,” you teased, but Geralt wouldn’t bite.
“We should have found cover earlier. We left you with Roach for hours, you weren’t moving as much as Jaskier, singing his fucking songs, no wonder you got cold.”
“It’s not your fault –”
“As long as you’re travelling with me, it’s my fault,” his voice rumbled against your ear, and you couldn’t help the deep inhale you took at his protectiveness.
As your sensation returned, you could feel his whole body pressed against your back.
“It’s not,” you argued weakly, not fight left.
Sleep was claiming both of you, and now it seemed far safer, as your shudders subsided and your toes tingled with warmth from the fireplace. You closed your eyes, head beside Geralt’s bicep as he spooned you, fidgeting to get comfortable.
“I’m sorry you thought you couldn’t come to me,” he whispered, a confession.
“I should have – sorry. And I’m sorry about Kaer Morhen… there’s nothing you could have done. It wasn’t fair…”
For a moment there was nothing but his breath, mingling with the patter of rain. Then he answered, another confession against your skin.
“Thank you.”
Sleep grew closer again, Jaskier’s lute quietening and a cosy peace settling over the two of you, an oasis in the cold air of the inn.
“Wake me up if you get cold. I’ll sort the fire out.”
“Mhm,” you mumbled back.
You smiled as his hand found yours once more, checking the pulse at your wrist before cupping your hand against your sternum. You wondered if he felt your heart race at the gesture.
“Thank you,” you whispered, catching his attention one last time.
He shifted, cold sneaking under the blankets for a moment and making you groan, before his lips pressed to your hairline. As he pulled you close to him again you tried to bite down a giddy smile, feeling his own grin against your neck.
The shifting light of the fire was your companion as you let sleep take you, grasped to Geralt’s chest and safe against the storm outside.
I love a good hypothermia fic, and who doesn't? I love how far this goes into serious hypothermia- the intimately scary bits. It's a huge treat seeing Geralt worked up and nervous. Towards the end the transition between angsty problem solving to fluffier emotional stuff is nice and smooth. A good little angst read with a happy ending. I've come back to this one over and over for years.
Pathetic Fantasies (Geralt of Rivia x Reader) [Request]
Gif Source: henrycavilledits
“And you’re nothing but a whore!”
The words slapped you across the face with as much strength as an actual hand. You reared back, the anger in you shifting from hot to cold, hurt making it icy, harder.
Bloody hell. This is angsty- hurt no comfort. None. A satisfying look at how Geralt's social ineptness can genuinely hurt people, and reader hurts him right back. It's short, snappy, and very fun. It will not make you feel better, but I love the characterization and the concept is very fun to get lost in.
Summary: A witch crashes your sister’s birthday celebration with the intention to put a curse on the firstborn daughter of your father as a vendetta for what he’s done to her. But, secrets your mother has been keeping for years come to light and it changes everything. Like, who becomes queen when your father dies.
Warnings: princess!reader, angst, strong language, mentions of adultery/cheating, curses, witchcraft, slightly a horror, specific in each part
This is a really fun deep dive into some on the magic and monster systems in The Witcher. It's nice to explore, and leans into those warm-n-fuzzy feelings with Geralt's ability to listen to all kinds of creatures with great empathy and sniff out the true monsters of the world. Kind of angsty, a good shot of action, and a great piece to make you feel safe and cozy.
summary⁀➷ Much to your fathers disliking, you not only serve a Witcher in his tavern, but you also leave with Geralt to find his child of surprise.
warnings⁀➷ people being mean to geralt and reader, soft!geralt, swearing, making out, kind of ‚fast pace' relationship, not a good father daughter relationship
a/n⁀➷ is the relationship of geralt and reader a little fast pace? definitely but we don’t care lmao (if I missed a warning let me know pls!)
sorry the ‘read more’ is still not working properly
The tavern fell silent as a tall man entered. His features were covered by the large hood that he had pulled deep into his face, but you could see the white, almost silver, hair that peeked out of it. The smell he wore told you everything you needed to know. Everyone knew who he was - a Witcher.
Geralt of Rivia, the butcher of Blaviken as some called him.
He took off his hood, revealing his amber eyes. It almost looked as if they were glowing. He came to the bar and sat down on one of the stools. The Witcher barely looked at you as he slid a coin to you and silently stared at the wood. You took the coin and placed a mug full of fresh ale in front of him.
"I don't serve witchers in my tavern, Y/N. That son of a bitch should find another place!"
Your father spoke loudly as he approached you.
"You don't, I do. He pays, just like the others."
Your dry reply made the Witcher raise his head. He looked at you. Studied you. You could feel his gaze on you like it was burning into your skin.
Your father stood before you, enraged, staring at you, then turning his attention to his unwanted guest.
He was about to open his mouth to speak, but you interrupted him.
"One of the men back there asked for you. I'll take care of the rest."
The Witcher raised an eyebrow as he watched the whole scene from up close. You turned back to him, ignoring your father who, fortunately for you, only walked away in a huff.
"Can I get you anything else?"
As if nothing had happened, Geralt thought, and had to strongly suppress a grin. Much to his astonishment.
He wordlessly slipped you another coin.
And again you gave him a new jug in return. Curiously, you leaned your arms against the counter and looked at him. "Geralt of Rivia, right?" He looked up from his drink and eyed you again. "Mhm." was all he said.
"I heard you're looking for your child of surprise." His gaze was still fixed on you, something that wasn't entirely unpleasant. "I can help."
Geralt breathed out a laugh, tilted his head, and with a slow flutter of his eyelashes, looked directly into your eyes. "You?"
"Of course, it could all be a rumour, but I heard that a woman took in a young girl just a few days ago. Not far from here." He was still staring at you through his Witcher eyes.
"I know her, I can show you the way."
Still no movement from him. But it didn't surprise you, it was no special behaviour for his kind.
You still didn't give in and stared back.
Geralt knew it wouldn't be smart to take you with him.
You could already distract him too easily, make him forget what he had been trained all his life. But you were the first real clue to Cirilla of Cintra in weeks.
"How long will it take to get there?" he asked in a low voice that made your legs go soft.
"By horse, about three days."
The Witcher looked at his jug again, and his gaze lingered on it for a moment. Without you, he wouldn't get any further either, he had to try it at least.
"All right, then." he grumbled.
A grin formed on your lips.
As Geralt made a move to leave, you stopped him. "Oh no, you need sleep first. You look like you haven't slept in days. And a bath won't do you any harm either."
Your determination surprised him, and for a brief moment he wanted to go on looking for his child of surprise without you.
But you were right. He hadn't slept properly for days. The nightmares that plagued him made it impossible.
But he could accept a bath. Since he had killed that Kikimora, he stank of guts and blood.
„Mhm. All right.”
With a grin, you approached him, only to walk past him. "This way." You could feel Geralt's gaze on your body, as you had earlier. But now it was stronger, almost impossible to ignore. Goosebumps spread up your arms. His tall, broad figure towered over you as he followed you.
Geralt felt the eyes of the people and your father on the two of you as you disappeared into one of the doorways that lead to the guest rooms.
The wooden door opened with a creak, revealing one of the plain rooms.
"You can sleep here tonight, l'll go and prepare a bath for you. If you-"
Large hands gripping your hips softly, interrupted you. Geralts eyes looked back and forth between your lips and eyes. "I think the bath can wait." he growled and pulled you against him.
With ease, he closed the door behind you with his foot and pressed you against it in the same movement. His hands found their way to your back.
His eyes studied every inch of you, and again it seemed as if his eyes were glowing. Before you could think, you wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed your lips to his. He seemed to like it, because Geralt grabbed your waist a little tighter, lifted you up and sat down on the bed, with you straddling him.
He had already left a few marks on your neck that would certainly be seen for some time. His hands roamed your body as your lips found their way over his chin to his neck to leave a trail of kisses. You noticed how Geralt was concentrating on something else as he tensed slightly.
He leaned over to your ear, „Your father is eavesdropping.” You stopped kissing his neck, a wicked smile spreading across your face.
Without warning, you leaned back a little in Geralt's lap, but held on with your hands on the back of his neck.
"Mhmm Geralt!" you moaned his name, loud enough for your father to hear. Geralt looked at you with this small grin that spread across his lips so rarely. With one swift motion, he grabbed you tighter and kissed you hard, which made you moan into his mouth in surprise.
This time without pretending.
When he parted from your lips, his eyes went to the door. “He's gone.” he grinned with his usual low voice.
You chuckled, shaking your head. "Good thing I'm going with you because they would hunt me down after this, him being in the lead."
"Mhm" Greralt grumbled with an evil smile. "Sleeping with a mutant," his eyes looked directly into yours, "Bad, bad girl."
"Oh, shut up." you laughed as you hit his shoulder but he already started kissing you again.
When the two of you left the tavern the next morning, the marks on your neck were still clearly visible. Geralt had made sure everyone would see it.
"Fucking whore!" some drunk men and women shouted after you, still drinking or already drinking again. But one look from Geralt was enough to shut them up.
Whatever they were ranting about, they were still more afraid of the Witcher than anything else.
"My horse is outside." spoke Geralt softly into your ear from behind. You looked up at him and nodded.
"Where are you going?!" your father shouted when he saw you and the Witcher. Without moving a muscle of your face, you answered him. “Finding his child of surprise.”
"I have not raised you to be a fucking whore for a fucking mutant." he shouted after you, as you were already making your way to the door. You would've said nothing and just left. Geralt, on the other hand, would not.
He slowly turned around, and you could see the fear in your father's eyes. Geralt didn't even have to say anything, he just turned back to you, put one of his big hands on your lower back and walked out of the tavern with you.
"We're leaving. Now." he murmured angrily.
He wouldn't be able to hold himself back for much longer.
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The Author is right, this is fast paced, but I'm happy to roll with that considering Geralt's apparent womanizing (whatever the gender neutral of that behavior is? Manwhoring?). He clearly has no reservations about getting the physical affection where he can get it. This is a really fun piece! It plays with Geralt's affinity to pick up rebels and rag-tags, his protectiveness over vulnerable groups, and slides itself into a clever notch in the plot. A bit hurt-comforty, a bit saucy, and very amusing on all counts.
The Cottage at the Edge of the Woods: Series Masterlist
Pairing: Geralt x reader (no Y/N)
Reader: Female, shorter than Geralt, written with a plus size reader in mind but generally nondescript
Summary: When monsters are cruel and the Continent is crueller, Geralt knows he can always find a few days of peace with you, the gentle healer who lives in the cottage at the edge of the woods.
Updated: 9/9/22
This series is non-chronological and is made up of blurbs and one-shots about a pair of pining idiots and their friends. You’re always welcome to request blurbs set in this universe, share your headcanons, and ask questions!
Search #the cottage vibes on my blog for posts that…well, that have The Cottage vibes!
This collection lives in my head rent free. It has for years. YEARS, I tell you. It's oodles and oodles of fluffy goodness about a classic Witcher universe pairing- monster hunter and their concerned healer. It's a fic equivalent of a warm cup of tea and some soup on a down day. Perfect material to curl up and get cozy with. Thank you for some of my all time favorite comfort reading.
Hey guys! This will be a 3 or 4 part slowburn-ish smut series for our favorite silver haired witcher!
If you have any comments or anything, im always open to feedback!
Anyways, Enjoy!
Summary: Traveling has taken its toll on y/n.
Warnings: detailed mentions of smut, masturbation (f), eventual smut, swearing, 18+ you have been warned.
He could tell you were stretched thin.
He noticed it two weeks ago when you lashed out at the stable boy before guiltily retreating to the inn for the night.
You had been tense. Quieter than usual. When nightfall came, and the town began to sleep, you made an effort of rushing off. To where, Geralt pretended he didn't know.
He pretended he couldn't hear you...that he couldn't smell you.
Jaskier was far more indiscreet.
If he wasn't loudly singing or flirting with barmaids and men alike, the creaking of wood and screams of pleasure usually drove Geralt to the stables, ears stuffed with whatever he hoped would dull his friend's conquests.
It did not. Heavens know it never did...
But he would hear you- you were subtle, shy. You were quiet, and he tried not to intrude on your privacy. The inn was small and the walls were thin. But when you moaned his name like that-
You never made a move. Never obviously had you hinted that you wanted him.
You carried your weight - kept them alive.
Your mortal abilities had saved his own life more times than he could count.
You had seen your fair share of horrors, absolute nightmares, and yet, you stayed. Nights without food or water, shivering in the cold, patching them up- you did it all.
Stubborn, you were. Jaskier joked that Geralt had thing for stubborn women. And he was lucky to have kept his tongue that day.
You were one hell of a negotiator too. You had proven yourself an irreplaceable asset far too many times for him to just let you go.
-his attention was suddenly drawn by the clucking of chickens ahead.
You arrived in a shady town, just east of the main road. Wanted posters of men and monsters hung clumsily on the bloodied notice board ahead.
He saw you dismount your steed. Haphazardly and carelessly, you tossed the reigns to the stable boys, with a small thank you, and began making your way ahead.
"Y/n," he grunted as he dismounted. You froze, eyes questioning.
"Are...are you alright?" He doesn't do emotions very well. It's hell to express them effectively when everyone keeps telling him he's supposed to be a shell of a soul.
He doesn't do reassurances, or comfort. He's never received it. He never gives it. There's never been anyone that bothered to stay long enough for him to try.
But as his eyes take in your face - eyes misty, dark rings prominent above your cheeks, hands clenched-
He doesnt do comfort. But maybe, just maybe for you, he'd try.
He can hear your heartbeat - can see how your chest flutters with uneven breaths as you evidently seek control.
"I'm fine," you groan, legs leading you forward. You needed a hot bath. Or a cold one. Anything. Literally anything to get him off your mind.
He moves faster than you though. Firm, but gentle, he grasped your upper arm. You looked expectantly at him, breath stuttering for only a moment, but he catches it. Of course he does.
It takes him a moment to drag his eyes away from your lips. Swollen and wet, you lick them in anticipation, eyes darting to his own.
He has you closer now than he ever had before. Boundaries are something that is well respected within your company. And physical affection, was absent.
He could smell the full force of you. Like petrichor and roses-
It was one thing to smell it then, but now -
You weren't in some shoddy old inn with walls so thin you could hear a pindrop from the other side. You werent in someone else's bed, moaning someone else's name -
You were here, right in front of him, and the smell of your lust was overpowering--
"GUYS! Ooh would you look at this, Kikimora...dadada....OOH! Offering two thousand gold. Huh, two thousand. Would carry us for a while, right Geral-"
Jaskier halted at the proximity between you two. He recoiled at the glares of both of his companions.
"Well I uh, suppose...i could, uh..okay," and with that, he scurried off into the inn.
"Two thousand is good. But not enough. You should probably talk with the Alderman-"
Before he could react, you broke free. And he watched you leave. Watched you walk away.
"Dammit Jaskier," he growled. He huffed in annoyance. Just has to make everything so bloody complicated, doesn't he?
A great use of Geralt's overly-acute senses. Even small annoyances are a big deal for him because he's obscenely aware of them all. Exciting to see how this one might roll out, and mutually acknowledged sexual tension is a super fun place to start. Very good jump start to a mini-series. I don't think I've read the rest yet- will have to check that out.
warnings: angst!! fluff!! smut!! we have it all folks
words: 3.1k
summary: if you lose someone you were never supposed to have in the first place, is there really anyone but yourself to blame? you fell in love with a customer, and he’s asking something from you that you’re not in a position to give. but you want to.
“Your Witcher’s here.”
The words made your heart beat faster, but you kept your expression neutral, just as cool and demure as if it was any customer. “Ah, send him to room 12. I’ll be there in a moment.”
The mistress gave you a look before shaking her head. “You don’t have to take him, you know. None of the other houses do. From what I understand, he doesn’t even tip that well. Just because you did it once, doesn’t mean he’s entitled—“
“It’s fine,” you gave her an understanding smile, slipping on a black silk robe. “Just another customer to me.”
You understood the apprehension towards Geralt at first; the strange eyes and hair, the scars, the overall size of him, the murderous glare he gave everyone… you’d heard of Blaviken, probably should have been a bit more cautious with him.
But even if they didn’t understand him yet, you did.
She shrugged her shoulders and left. You carefully adjusted the robe, letting it drape sinfully over your bare shoulders. It really left little to the imagination.
You piled your hair up and made your way to room 12, knowing it was furthest away from any other occupied rooms on this floor. You slipped in, closing the door behind yourself before locking in, and finally turning around.
I've re-read this a few times, and it always tickles me. It has the rewarding feeling of a good slow burn, but we also jump straight into the emotional action. Geralt is a terrible communicator, as always, but his actions speak much louder than words. It's clear Reader understands this, but they still have believable conflict/confusion about his intentions. It'll hit you in the feels with some moderate angst, but it's warm and fuzzy enough to indulge all those good feelings. 30/10
Summary: The best treasured moments are the stolen ones.
Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi x f!reader
Warnings: Forbidden Romance, Light Angst, Fluff.
Notes: Although this is sort of a short sequel to my Obi-Wan one-shot [Unbecoming], it can be read as a stand-alone. This is my attempt at turning back to my Star Wars phase so i can finish up a few fics from a long time ago. Enjoy :)
Sometimes, Obi-Wan forgets that he’s not supposed to look at you a certain way. He forgets that he’s not supposed to let his eyes drift, to let his eyes tempt him to trail down the length of your arms, your neck. The opening cuts of your dress, the slit that runs up your leg, the collars emphasizing your neck, the neckline exposing your cleavage. Jewelry draped over your skin, earrings hanging off of your lobes or the curves of your ears, the rings on your fingers, pendants and lockets collared around your neck.
He’s grown to appreciate opulence. Your need to adorn yourself with riches and glamour when you were in attendance with important people from all over the galaxy. He’s grown to like shiny things, only because you made them look so valuable. Compared to his standard issued brown Jedi robes made of scratchy fabrics, you in your silks and satins of every known colour were the highlight of his day.
And sometimes… he likes that they make him forget.
“You shouldn’t be here–” Your hushed words are smothered by his kisses the moment he closes the door. “Obi– Obi–”
You try to warn him that he’s messing up your make-up, that he’s smearing your lipstick all over his skin. But you sincerely doubt he cares and quite frankly, neither do you. It is amusing, though, to see him like this. A mess, dishevelled and just as desperate as you are.
Small bouts of laughter are swallowed into his mouth, your tongue brushing into his parted lips. He inhales each sweet noise you make while you’re trapped in his arms, where, despite your light protests, you don’t seem very keen on escaping. You’re as enthralled in him as he is with you. Your mouth eagerly slots along his, moaning into his embrace whilst you’re backed up against the door. Hands threading through his neatly combed hair, gripping his shoulders, nearly pulling at the robes. Legs curling around his waist through the fabrics of your heavily decorated gown.
You’ve both missed each other so much after being parted for nearly a fortnight now. Thirteen days. Thirteen agonizing days without laying eyes on you, without hearing your voice, without seeing you from a distance or even brushing his hand against yours in passing. The purest form of torture. Far worse than walking through the sands of Tatooine at midday without a drop of water.
But it was worth the wait. His patience has now been rewarded.
“I had to–” he breathes between kisses, cupping your cheek as he gently bites your bottom lip. “I had to see you.”
Your mere presence is a palm to his anguish. Obi-Wan melts under your touch, craning his neck so your lips can scorch every inch of his exposed skin. He inhales every ounce of your affection like the glutton he’s become.
“Every moment I spend away from you is agony.” he confesses into the quiet room.
You pull away to look at him, cupping the side of his neck. He nuzzles into your touch as you slowly drag your hand up to his flushed cheek. “Would you feel better knowing I feel the same?”
“No, absolutely not.” The answer takes you by surprise.
“No?” you tilt your head, curious. “And why is that?”
He takes a moment to let out a heavy sigh, his expression becoming solemn at the thought. “I don't like knowing you’re in pain.”
His forehead pressed against yours. You both absorb the silence that follows.
You’re both uncertain of the future. One without either one of you in the picture is not an option. You’ve both done so much to keep coming back to each other, sacrificing bits and bits of precious time to find ways to see each other. Months of planning, days and weeks in between of each other’s absence is a wound that festers, that eats away at the soul. But not at the bond that ties you to him and him to you.
This, running your hands down his clothed chest while he tightens his arms around you, is the payoff. Meeting in secret. Stealing kisses behind closed doors. Stealing touches when no one is looking. Breathing in each other’s air, laughter and presence. Not knowing when it’ll be the last time.
It’s no ideal. You both hate that it has to be this way. But neither one of you can help it.
“We don’t have much time.” you whisper with sorrow, frowning while your eyes cast down to his swollen, red-stained, lips. “I must go back soon.”
Obi-Wan’s knuckles brush against your cheek as he shares your grief. You feel his as he feels yours. He leans in closer and presses his lips to yours again, whispering back, “A few more moments.”
Just like that, you smile again. You never thought he’d be so needy, but it’s terribly endearing that he is. That he throws all of his Jedi teachings out the window when he’s alone with you.
“Obi-Wan…”
A few more moments is all he has with you. It’s not a selfish request. How can you deny him that? So you grant him that, leaning more into his lips with a smile, arms slowly curling around his neck once more.
When he finally lets you go, your eyes widen when you remember.
“Wait.” You pull him back close, using your handkerchief to wipe the smudges off of his face. “You have a little…”
He allows you to do so and breaks into hushed laughter. You can’t help but join him. Small moments like these are always worth treasuring. Which is why neither you nor Obi-Wan will ever give this up.
You can only wish that things become easier but…
that would be too much to ask for.
at some point, there's got to be some smut between Obi-Wan and the Senator. there has to be. i need to write it down.
I'm so glad to see more of these fools finally figuring out there's more to life than work. If there's any more plot to be seen in the future, I'd love to see how their work lives can compliment each other. A fresh and key politician having a uniquely level relationship with a Jedi is a great way to pry some influence away from the most powerful (And usually corrupt) players in the war. When their personal lives inevitably get too intense to be hidden in little visits, is it overlooked by the council for a tactical advantage? Do people start whispering to Dove for influence over Jedi movements? Does the council try to lock Obi Wan back down, considering him compromised?
Regardless of all of the serious political stuff, watching Dove pry the person out of the illusion of a perfect monk is amazing and seeing Obi Wan picking up all kinds of debauchery is a real treat. He can't do the same for her because her motivations for freezing up her personal life are different, but he's certainly giving her an outlet with a rare person who is genuinely her peer which is also great to see.
