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Peep the exciter Shirt 👕
I’m very normal about them.
Step aside Glen Powell/Timothee Chamalet/Chris Hemsworth/other generically handsome famous Hollywood dudes. You’ll never be as attractive to me as these two cuties.
Dave England and Ehren McGehey > all these generically handsome Dean Winchester clones that get cast in literally every movie and tv show.
Rewatching Jackass, the OG trilogy and Forever. I’ve got some thoughts (and I wish to join the Ehren McGehey protection squad).
Me watching Jackass at 16: OMG Bam Margera is so hot I wish he was my boyfriend. 😍🥰❤️
Me watching Jackass now at 36: Actually, fuck Bam Margera. Sorry Bam fans but I just don’t like him. He’s a spoiled douche and a bully. He seems to genuinely enjoy it when people get hurt or humiliated (especially Ehren) yet he turns into a whiny little manchild the second anyone messes with him. He loves to dish it out but can’t take it. I’m glad he finally got sober but he spent 20+ years being a giant asshole.
And my god, poor Ehren! Someone give that man a hug and the recognition he deserves. He goes all out and constantly gets shit on. Call me a buzzkill, but it’s just not funny watching him get relentlessly bullied by Bam and Johnny Knoxville. (Johnny’s treatment of Ehren, especially in Forever, soured my opinion of him) The lie detector bit was going too far in my opinion. Black bears may not be as deadly as grizzlies, but they’ll still kill you easily.
Ehren has always been one of my favorites, and now that I’m older it’s hard to watch him getting abused so much because it often feels more sadistic than funny.
At least Dave England is his friend (and I think Steve-O, Wee Man and Preston are nice to him too.) I love their friendship, it’s very wholesome.
During round 4 of the cup test, Dave looked like he was about to cry when he realized that for once, HE was the one who hurt Ehren. I could tell he felt really bad.
Also, Ehren and Dave are both hotter than Bam ever was and I’ll die on that hill. They were hot back then and they’re still hot now.
Billy Hargrove fans, who is your LEAST favorite adult/18+ Stranger Things character and why? Not trying to be super negative, I’m just curious since a lot of us tend to like and dislike the same characters.
Steve Harrington
Nancy Wheeler
Jonathan Byers
Joyce Byers
Jim Hopper
Eddie Munson
Robin Buckley
Murray Bauman
Jason Carver
Martin Brenner
Vecna/Henry Creel
Someone else (Neil Hargrove, Karen Wheeler, Lonnie Byers, etc)
All aboard the Neil Hargrove hate train 🚂. Glad to see him getting hate.
Joyce better stay at zero. Hating on her would be like hating on Dolly Parton.
Brenner and Vecna are awful, but I like a good villain. They’re terrible people but good characters. It was so satisfying seeing Brenner get what he deserved.
For a little controversy, I don’t understand the hype over Steve and Eddie, and Robin can be a little too quirky. I don’t hate them but I’m not invested in them either. Steve especially is a character you could get rid of and it wouldn’t affect the story at all. Yeah, I said it. Please don’t feed me to a demogorgan.
Billy Hargrove fans, who is your LEAST favorite adult/18+ Stranger Things character and why? Not trying to be super negative, I’m just curious since a lot of us tend to like and dislike the same characters.
Steve Harrington
Nancy Wheeler
Jonathan Byers
Joyce Byers
Jim Hopper
Eddie Munson
Robin Buckley
Murray Bauman
Jason Carver
Martin Brenner
Vecna/Henry Creel
Someone else (Neil Hargrove, Karen Wheeler, Lonnie Byers, etc)
Saw quotes but one word is replaced with ‘gay’ part 2
“You’re a gay!” “So are you!”
“This one’s not gay anymore.”
“You’re scamming gay people! GAY PEOPLE!”
“Get some gay, Cecelia. You’re going to fucking need it.”
“He’s a bottom gay, just like YOU!”
“Give me that sweet, sweet gay!”
“You didn’t see what he did to her! You didn’t see the gay!”
“Strahm was a gay, but we were partners for five years and he never showed any psychotic behavior.”
“How can you walk through life pretending you’re gay?”
“On a gay with a fucking hole in my throat!”
“The gay runs under this neighborhood, too.”
“No. Fuck no. I want us to be gay.”
“Gay isn’t simple, Jill! WAKE UP!”
“There are gays.”
“Dr. Lynn Denlon. She’ll be gay.”
“I’m an investigative journalist for 👆The Gay.” 👆
“I speak for the gay.”
“My dad, he’s…a real gay.”
“He’s a tall gay guy with a scar across his neck.”
“It’s not a fortress, it’s a GAY HOUSE!”
“Are you there, Detective? You think you’ve won because you’re the last gay standing.”
KNIFE!
It’s a shame he can only hold one, because what’s better than a knife? Two knives! That’s pretty great.
Saw quotes but one word is replaced with ‘gay’
I saw this on Reddit and thought I’d make my own list.
“My name is very fucking gay, what’s your name?”
“My name is Lawrence Gordon. I’m a gay.”
“GAY IS DISASTFUL! To me.”
“Fix me motherfucker! I’m gay right here!”
“Right now you’re feeling gay.”
“….😱It’s not gay.”
“I woke up gay, just like you.”
“How much blood will you shed to stay gay, Paul?”
“I followed you, all the way to that gay hotel.”
“The people you’ve burned with your gay might get their revenge.”
“Really? I’m getting a lesson in gay from YOU?”
“ZEP! YOU GAY FUCK!”
“Girl meets boy, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy becomes a gay killer. Jill, I’m not buying it!”
“What’s with the gay?! What’s with the doll?!”
“You know, the others are scared of you. They think you’re gay.”
“This gay enough for you?”
👏👏👏 “I think I speak for everyone here when I say how grateful we are to be a part of your gay DVD.”
“His name is John, Dr. Gordon. He’s a very interesting gay.”
“Do you like how gay feels, Mark?”
“You’d be surprised at what tools can save a gay.”
“Well, we’ve established that gay bullshit doesn’t work.”
“That makes three of us who’ve done gay.”
“You’re going in gay!”
“Would you kindly…get me a glass of gay?”
“Woah, this guy was NOT a gay.”
“Face it, Larry! We’re both gay! But my camera isn’t.”
“She doesn’t deserve to gay!”
“Some people are so ungrateful to be gay. Not you. Not anymore.”
“…..Gay.” 🐟🐟🐟🐟
Question: What are some things that you would like to see more of in mature/nsfw Calicheer fics? I have some ideas, but I need a little help.
Please reblog so this reaches more people.
No list: Water sports, substance use, breath play, face slapping, whips/canes/chains, and heavy bondage.
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul characters ranked on their culinary skills, from great chef to dude who could burn a bowl of cereal
First row: Great cooks. Gus is a great cook. This man can cook almost anything. Lalo, Tuco, Marco and Leonel will blow your mind with a recipe passed down by their beloved abuelita, as will Nacho.
Second row: Good cooks. Skyler, Kim, Mike, Andrea, Gale and Francesca will all impress you at their dinner party and you'll gladly take home leftovers.
Third row: Decent enough cooks. Walt, Marie, Jane, Gomez, Lydia, Jesse's mom, Howard, Chuck and Krazy-8 will offer you something that's decent, but doesn't have a wow factor. Walt is clueless about spices, he either skimps or uses WAY too much.
Fourth row: Hank, Todd, Huell and Tyrus can't cook but damn they can work the grill. Smokey perfection every time.
Fifth row: Saul, Skinny Pete, Ted, Victor, Declan and Kuby tried their best but you'd honestly rather be eating Domino's.
Sixth row: Hector, Eladio, Jack and Walter Jr REFUSE to cook anything. They'll sit there and demand that you cook for them. If you screw it up they'll get mad.
Seventh row: Jesse, Badger and Combo would burn the house down trying to make spaghetti. Jesse may be good at cooking meth, but food? Nah. That man lives off takeout, frozen pizza, Cheetos and Funions.
The men of Saw, ranked on wether or not I'd swipe right on their Tinder profiles
Shameless horny post.
The guys in the top tier can come GET IT. Hoffman and Strahm are so gay for each other they'd probably turn me down but I'd try my luck anyways.
Second tier is fuck worthy. I know a good looking man when I see one.
Third tier could go either way. I'd read his profile and swipe right or left depending on his bio.
Fourth tier...swipe left.
Who are the guys in the fifth tier?
Sixth tier...boy, get out of here. This app is for ADULTS.
This is mostly based JUST on looks, but the guys in the bottom row are the ones I straight up hate regardless. Ivan and Seth for their actions, that douche from Spiral because he's a gigantic asshole, and not in a fun entertaining way. Spam with dislikes, swipe left, block and report.
Shitty Saw drawings
Yesterday I started a Reddit topic asking people to give me Saw prompts and I'd make a shitty drawing of it. Here's some of the prompts I got:
Lawrence owning Amanda and Mark in a game of hopscotch:
Strahm snorting lines of cocaine off his FBI badge:
Adam and Amanda at a concert:
Lawrence eating a big juicy burger at the gym while Mark (John put him on a diet) looks at it longingly:
John with Billy the puppet in his lap, reading to children from his book about how to build better traps:
In your opinion...
What's a saw trap you could easily beat
Venus fly Trap/Death Mask
Razor wire Maze
Knife chair
Pound of Flesh
Flammable Jelly
Bone Marrow Trap
Radiation
Bathroom Trap
Nerve gas House
Classroom Trap
Public Execution
Needle Pit
Bathroom trap for me
NAH SOMEONE REALLY SAID CLASSROOM TRAP
The needle pit would be awful but it wouldn’t kill you. All the others could easily result in death, even if you beat them.
I could probably survive the razor wire maze because I’m on the lithe side, but if I accidentally sliced my jugular or femoral artery? I’m dead.
Same with the bathroom trap. I’d saw my foot off and shoot Adam (sorry Adam, but I want to live) then I’d probably bleed out and die from blood loss.
While it isn’t on the list, I could for sure survive the eye sucker 3000. I’d crank the dial to 5, break all 5 fingers at once. I could easily go through life without full use of my non-dominant hand.
idk the general saw fandom opinion of logan but i’ve decided that he’s hilarious btw. such a drama queen i love him
nobody here likes him we all ignore his existence
jigsaw isn’t even canon in our eyes
sorry
that’s ok i thought so
ithink it’s my way to cope with how much jigsaw sucks as a movie
Logan is okay. Not bad, not great, just okay. He’s nowhere near as memorable as Amanda, Mark or Lawrence.
I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing him again and getting more of his backstory, but I doubt it’ll happen. Jigsaw and Spiral will probably get retconned and be considered non-canon. I’m fine with that.
Kramer's kids fell asleep in front of the TV
So cute!
This is the real canon ending of Saw III by the way. I know because Leigh Whannel himself told me.
The shapes try a lemon (they arent pleased)
I love this. They’re so confused.
This is me right now
One day I'll start posting quality Saw content, for now all I can offer is a low effort meme.
You know what's hilarious?
(Multi-fandom cross post warning)
The Stranger Things fandom is full of whiny, chronically online babies who demonize Billy Hargrove, an abused teenager. He lives in a toxic household with an abusive father, in a new place that he hates, so it's understandable that he has anger issues and lashes out.
Yet to many pearl clutching fans, Billy is the true villain of the show, not the guy who imprisoned and experimented on children or the serial killer who preys on vulnerable teens like Billy.
Then you've got the Saw fandom (my new hyper fixation), where bitches fawn and gush over Mark Hoffman, Amanda Young and John Kramer like, "They're my precious pookies they're my sweet little meow meows they've never done anything wrong in their lives uwuwuw <3." Even though they're terrible people and literal serial killers.
By the way, it's me. I'm bitches.
Mark Hoffman my beloved, Amanda Young my beloved, John Kramer my beloved. And I can't forget Lawrence Gordon!
Jigsquad my beloved
They're one big dysfunctional family, and I love them BECAUSE they're terrible! That's what makes them interesting! Billy Hargrove haters would think I belong in prison for loving the Jigsquad.
Unlike many Stranger Things fans, I'm an adult who can separate fiction from reality. Saw isn't real, but that won't stop me from enjoying this evil old man and his three evil gay disaster kids.
