Hyperfixated on Saw

[creepereyes]

Billy Hargrove fans, who is your LEAST favorite adult/18+ Stranger Things character and why? Not trying to be super negative, I’m just curious since a lot of us tend to like and dislike the same characters.

Steve Harrington

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Joyce Byers

Jim Hopper

Eddie Munson

Robin Buckley

Murray Bauman

Jason Carver

Martin Brenner

Vecna/Henry Creel

Someone else (Neil Hargrove, Karen Wheeler, Lonnie Byers, etc)

Voting ended onOct 12, 2024

[creepereyes]

All aboard the Neil Hargrove hate train 🚂. Glad to see him getting hate.

Joyce better stay at zero. Hating on her would be like hating on Dolly Parton.

Brenner and Vecna are awful, but I like a good villain. They’re terrible people but good characters. It was so satisfying seeing Brenner get what he deserved.

For a little controversy, I don’t understand the hype over Steve and Eddie, and Robin can be a little too quirky. I don’t hate them but I’m not invested in them either. Steve especially is a character you could get rid of and it wouldn’t affect the story at all. Yeah, I said it. Please don’t feed me to a demogorgan.

[creepereyes]

Billy Hargrove fans, who is your LEAST favorite adult/18+ Stranger Things character and why? Not trying to be super negative, I’m just curious since a lot of us tend to like and dislike the same characters.

Steve Harrington

Nancy Wheeler

Jonathan Byers

Joyce Byers

Jim Hopper

Eddie Munson

Robin Buckley

Murray Bauman

Jason Carver

Martin Brenner

Vecna/Henry Creel

Someone else (Neil Hargrove, Karen Wheeler, Lonnie Byers, etc)

Voting ended onOct 12, 2024

[creepereyes]

Saw quotes but one word is replaced with ‘gay’ part 2

“You’re a gay!” “So are you!”

“This one’s not gay anymore.”

“You’re scamming gay people! GAY PEOPLE!”

“Get some gay, Cecelia. You’re going to fucking need it.”

“He’s a bottom gay, just like YOU!”

“Give me that sweet, sweet gay!”

“You didn’t see what he did to her! You didn’t see the gay!”

“Strahm was a gay, but we were partners for five years and he never showed any psychotic behavior.”

“How can you walk through life pretending you’re gay?”

“On a gay with a fucking hole in my throat!”

“The gay runs under this neighborhood, too.”

“No. Fuck no. I want us to be gay.”

“Gay isn’t simple, Jill! WAKE UP!”

“There are gays.”

“Dr. Lynn Denlon. She’ll be gay.”

“I’m an investigative journalist for 👆The Gay.” 👆

“I speak for the gay.”

“My dad, he’s…a real gay.”

“He’s a tall gay guy with a scar across his neck.”

“It’s not a fortress, it’s a GAY HOUSE!”

“Are you there, Detective? You think you’ve won because you’re the last gay standing.”

[r0yallypurple]

KNIFE!

[creepereyes]

It’s a shame he can only hold one, because what’s better than a knife? Two knives! That’s pretty great.

[creepereyes]

Saw quotes but one word is replaced with ‘gay’

I saw this on Reddit and thought I’d make my own list.

“My name is very fucking gay, what’s your name?”

“My name is Lawrence Gordon. I’m a gay.”

“GAY IS DISASTFUL! To me.”

“Fix me motherfucker! I’m gay right here!”

“Right now you’re feeling gay.”

“….😱It’s not gay.”

“I woke up gay, just like you.”

“How much blood will you shed to stay gay, Paul?”

“I followed you, all the way to that gay hotel.”

“The people you’ve burned with your gay might get their revenge.”

“Really? I’m getting a lesson in gay from YOU?”

“ZEP! YOU GAY FUCK!”

“Girl meets boy, boy gets girl pregnant, girl loses baby, boy becomes a gay killer. Jill, I’m not buying it!”

“What’s with the gay?! What’s with the doll?!”

“You know, the others are scared of you. They think you’re gay.”

“This gay enough for you?”

👏👏👏 “I think I speak for everyone here when I say how grateful we are to be a part of your gay DVD.”

“His name is John, Dr. Gordon. He’s a very interesting gay.”

“Do you like how gay feels, Mark?”

“You’d be surprised at what tools can save a gay.”

“Well, we’ve established that gay bullshit doesn’t work.”

“That makes three of us who’ve done gay.”

“You’re going in gay!”

“Would you kindly…get me a glass of gay?”

“Woah, this guy was NOT a gay.”

“Face it, Larry! We’re both gay! But my camera isn’t.”

“She doesn’t deserve to gay!”

“Some people are so ungrateful to be gay. Not you. Not anymore.”

“…..Gay.” 🐟🐟🐟🐟

[calicheer-cove]

Question: What are some things that you would like to see more of in mature/nsfw Calicheer fics? I have some ideas, but I need a little help.

Please reblog so this reaches more people.

No list: Water sports, substance use, breath play, face slapping, whips/canes/chains, and heavy bondage.

[yxlenas]

Which of the Older Kids has straight vibes

Steve

Nancy

Jonathan

Argyle

Eddie

Robin (this BETTER stay at 0%)

Billy

Vickie

More than one

They're all queer

Voting ended onMar 3, 2024

[creepereyes]

I voted ‘more than one’ because Steve, Nancy, Jonathan and Eddie all seem straight to me. None of them seem queer at all.

Billy though? I don’t buy it. The way he was grinding against Steve during basketball practice? That homoerotic locker room scene? That seems pretty queer to me.

Robin (and Will) are confirmed queer, but Billy is the only other character that also seems queer to me. Everyone else seems super straight, at least to me. 🤷‍♀️

[creepereyes]

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul characters ranked on their culinary skills, from great chef to dude who could burn a bowl of cereal

First row: Great cooks. Gus is a great cook. This man can cook almost anything. Lalo, Tuco, Marco and Leonel will blow your mind with a recipe passed down by their beloved abuelita, as will Nacho.

Second row: Good cooks. Skyler, Kim, Mike, Andrea, Gale and Francesca will all impress you at their dinner party and you'll gladly take home leftovers.

Third row: Decent enough cooks. Walt, Marie, Jane, Gomez, Lydia, Jesse's mom, Howard, Chuck and Krazy-8 will offer you something that's decent, but doesn't have a wow factor. Walt is clueless about spices, he either skimps or uses WAY too much.

Fourth row: Hank, Todd, Huell and Tyrus can't cook but damn they can work the grill. Smokey perfection every time.

Fifth row: Saul, Skinny Pete, Ted, Victor, Declan and Kuby tried their best but you'd honestly rather be eating Domino's.

Sixth row: Hector, Eladio, Jack and Walter Jr REFUSE to cook anything. They'll sit there and demand that you cook for them. If you screw it up they'll get mad.

Seventh row: Jesse, Badger and Combo would burn the house down trying to make spaghetti. Jesse may be good at cooking meth, but food? Nah. That man lives off takeout, frozen pizza, Cheetos and Funions.

[creepereyes]

The men of Saw, ranked on wether or not I'd swipe right on their Tinder profiles

Shameless horny post.

The guys in the top tier can come GET IT. Hoffman and Strahm are so gay for each other they'd probably turn me down but I'd try my luck anyways.

Second tier is fuck worthy. I know a good looking man when I see one.

Third tier could go either way. I'd read his profile and swipe right or left depending on his bio.

Fourth tier...swipe left.

Who are the guys in the fifth tier?

Sixth tier...boy, get out of here. This app is for ADULTS.

This is mostly based JUST on looks, but the guys in the bottom row are the ones I straight up hate regardless. Ivan and Seth for their actions, that douche from Spiral because he's a gigantic asshole, and not in a fun entertaining way. Spam with dislikes, swipe left, block and report.

[creepereyes]

Harringrove shippers: What is your favorite Billy pairing besides Harringrove? This poll is to see what other Billy pairings people love. (Non-Harringrove shippers are still welcome to answer. 😊)

Mungrove (Billy/Eddie)

Wheelgrove (Billy/Nancy)

Byergrove (Billy/Jonathan)

Argilly (Billy/Argyle)

Cunninggrove (Billy/Chrissy)

Cargrove (Billy/Jason)

Hollogrove (Billy/Heather)

Other (please specify)

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2024

[creepereyes]

The Saw movies ranked by how gay they are, from least gay to most gay

10. Jigsaw: Nothing gay here. Logan is straight and his rivalry with Halloran isn’t homoerotic. The movie made it seem like Logan/Eleanor would happen. Very straight movie. 0/10

9. Spiral: I’ve only seen it once, but I don’t recall anything homoerotic about it. The ending with Zeke and Shenck could be seen as a little gay if you stretch, though I didn’t see it that way. 1/10

8. Saw X: Nothing seemed gay except for Amanda’s haircut. I’ve only seen it once, I’ll have to rewatch. 2/10

7. Saw II: Surprisingly straight for classic Saw. The movie tells us that Eric Matthews and Allison Kerry are straight and had a fling. Amanda hugging/comforting Laura could be mildly gay, though I think that was her comforting someone she thought shouldn’t have been tested. The whole “If you’re going to threaten me with a knife, at least cut me a little” scene between Xavier and Obi could be a bit gay as well, but it was probably just Obi being a creeper. 2/10

6. Saw 3D: Hoffman surprisingly doesn’t do anything gay here, but he’s in the movie which means automatic gay points. Plus Lawrence serves insane cunt here. 5/10 just for that.

5. Saw VI: Hoffman saves Strahm’s severed hand and holds it delicately. He finally gets to hold hands with Strahm, just not in the way he wanted. 6/10

4. Saw IV: Hoffman binding and gagging HIMSELF so Rigg can come and ‘save’ him? That’s pretty gay. The collar makes it even gayer. Putting Rigg in the bath tub and turning on the cold water was also gay. Hoffman just wanted to feel those abs. 7/10

3. Saw: when Adam and Lawrence finally touch, hold each other and gently press their foreheads together. Lawrence tenderly putting his hand on Adam’s cheek. What straight men touch each other like that? Plus the way Adam paws for Lawrence and begs him not to leave. He’s totally gay for Dr. Malpractice. Also, Zep seems to take a lot of pleasure in watching them. 8/10

2. Saw III: The scene where Amanda leans in close and arms Lynn’s shotgun collar is super homoerotic. It’s one of the gayest things in the franchise. She’s crushing on Lynn HARD and wanted a hate fuck. This whole movie is toxic yuri. 9/10

1. Saw V: The relationship between Hoffman and Strahm is so gay. The glass coffin scene, the way Strahm becomes obsessed with Hoffman, the way they stare at each other, etc. Also, Hoffman felt it was necessary to remove Strahm’s tie and undo several buttons on his shirt before putting him in the water cube trap. If that’s not gay, what is? Hoffman and Strahm both wanted a hate fuck. This whole movie is toxic yaoi. 10/10

Agree? Disagree?

[creepereyes]

Shitty Saw drawings

Yesterday I started a Reddit topic asking people to give me Saw prompts and I'd make a shitty drawing of it. Here's some of the prompts I got:

Lawrence owning Amanda and Mark in a game of hopscotch:

Strahm snorting lines of cocaine off his FBI badge:

Adam and Amanda at a concert:

Lawrence eating a big juicy burger at the gym while Mark (John put him on a diet) looks at it longingly:

John with Billy the puppet in his lap, reading to children from his book about how to build better traps:

[creepereyes]

Another poly Billy Hargrove pairing to consider…

Billy/Steve/Eddie is pretty popular, but I raise you Billy/Chrissy/Jason. I’ve never seen anyone write this and it won’t leave my brain.

Think about it. The characters are in college now, and the three of them are alive and well since the Upside Down doesn’t exist here.

You’ve got popular basketball star Billy Hargrove, who’s fucking both the head cheerleader and the captain of the basketball team. Or maybe he’s the one getting fucked. He likes it both ways. Dom, sub, male, female, Billy swings every way.

After destroying the opposing team, they all go back to Billy’s new apartment, where Chrissy and Jason reduce Billy to a quivering moaning mess. He has an orgasm so intense he can barely walk after.

I call this…

Cunnvergrove

[kennyslegalmother-deactivated20]

In your opinion...

What's a saw trap you could easily beat

Venus fly Trap/Death Mask

Razor wire Maze

Knife chair

Pound of Flesh

Flammable Jelly

Bone Marrow Trap

Radiation

Bathroom Trap

Nerve gas House

Classroom Trap

Public Execution

Needle Pit

Voting ended onDec 21, 2023

Bathroom trap for me

NAH SOMEONE REALLY SAID CLASSROOM TRAP

[creepereyes]

The needle pit would be awful but it wouldn’t kill you. All the others could easily result in death, even if you beat them.

I could probably survive the razor wire maze because I’m on the lithe side, but if I accidentally sliced my jugular or femoral artery? I’m dead.

Same with the bathroom trap. I’d saw my foot off and shoot Adam (sorry Adam, but I want to live) then I’d probably bleed out and die from blood loss.

While it isn’t on the list, I could for sure survive the eye sucker 3000. I’d crank the dial to 5, break all 5 fingers at once. I could easily go through life without full use of my non-dominant hand.

[orthacanthus]

idk the general saw fandom opinion of logan but i’ve decided that he’s hilarious btw. such a drama queen i love him

[twocrabcake]

nobody here likes him we all ignore his existence

jigsaw isn’t even canon in our eyes

sorry

[orthacanthus]

that’s ok i thought so

ithink it’s my way to cope with how much jigsaw sucks as a movie

[creepereyes]

Logan is okay. Not bad, not great, just okay. He’s nowhere near as memorable as Amanda, Mark or Lawrence.

I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing him again and getting more of his backstory, but I doubt it’ll happen. Jigsaw and Spiral will probably get retconned and be considered non-canon. I’m fine with that.

[robinartblog]

Kramer's kids fell asleep in front of the TV

[creepereyes]

So cute!

This is the real canon ending of Saw III by the way. I know because Leigh Whannel himself told me.

[fanaticartisan]

The shapes try a lemon (they arent pleased)

[creepereyes]

I love this. They’re so confused.