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Imagine we all just lock you in a room, with every fictional character you ever had crushed on in the history of "Gnomekind".

We might have to euthanize you atp, I don't think restraining you is gonna ever work. 😭

Please put me down

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#honest to god #this is how my existence feels #the horrors persist but so do i

We all know you probably have to fight feral urges every time Vash or any other F/O of yours is being slightly mentioned.

I can't even be mad at you, anon. Yeah, its true but wha t the fu vck

So you are into girlbosses and malewife? I gotchu

YES

Imagine if Ryland Grace and Vash Stampede were tied together, back-to-back, and completely vulnerable to your fucked-up, depraved little Gnome desires.

Ohh, that'd be soooo awfuulll... who ever would have thought such a thingggg???... 👀

i imagine it would go something like this and then i will bite them

are you actually a gnome

im an alien named gnome

Any girl failure blondes that you like? Or are you mostly male leaning?

i wouldn't say they're girl failures. I tend to like them batshit insane and/or smarter than me. Roxy Richer is my fUCKING WIFE!!! Wish she kissed me instead. I really like Panty from PASWG. My bi poly dream is her and Brief

Had like a brief liking to Toga back in my MHA days, didn't last long bc i left that fandom lol

I DO simp for fictional female characters, but they vary a lot more than what i like in my male characters